Corrupt a wish

[Vulpesen]

You get your family, but they are brutally murdered in front of you. (that kinda hurt my soul...)

I wish I new the way to immortality.

 

[Rianna Organa]

YOu find the way to immortality, but you can never leave there you're like the Knight from The Last Crusade.

I wish I had a banana split

 

[Vulpesen]

It melts.

I wish for complete balance.

 

[Ornko'mad]

Depending on your definition of balance:
Someone sneezes and everything tumbles.
OR
All good people and all evil people die. Only the most neutral survive.

I wish I could survive without breathing.

 

[Vulpesen]

You die in any atmosphere with gases.

I wish i could find a picture for my lightsaber.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You find one, but it's copyrighted. You use it and get sued despite the non-commercial purposes.

I wish my topics would get replies.

 

[Atlas Kane]

You get your replies, but every post is off topic.

I want to be Master of all Lightsaber Combat Forms.

 

[MAI]

They do but, in the end, they are very negative responses.

I wish I could fully understand organics.

 

[Rianna Organa]

You do, but then you spend the rest of your lifetime wanting to be one.

I wish men were easier to understand

 

[Vulpesen]

You are amazed and completely, utterly, unimpressed on how easy such a task was.

I wish I knew what others thought of me.

 

[MAI]

You gain an ability to read minds, but you can never fully control it.

I wish I knew why organics do what they do.

 

[Ornko'mad]

In understanding, you begin using the same lines of logic (or lack thereof).

I wish that I could win any battle I enter.

 

[Atlas Kane]

You enter a battle with someone as strong as you are and you two get locked in a duel for the rest of time.

I wish I was emperor of everything.

 

[MAI]

You become emperor but then yo become overworked with trying to run everything to the point of become lax in your work. Eventually leading to an uprising against you.

I wish I had a cuddle furry creature as a pet.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Ever heard of a nexu?

It keel yu.

I wish for Circe to continue in her meddling ways.

 

[Vulpesen]

She meddles with you, thereby screwing up your plans.

I wish I had my old lightsaber back.

 

[MAI]

You get it back but it is too worn and damaged for any real use.

I wish I understood intimate relations between organics.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You learn - firsthand - by Circe. Which isn't too unlikely.

I want a PBJ sammich.

 

[Rasu Gan]

You get your sandwich, only to find that it is poisoned leaving you on the ground, slowly dying.

I wish that war would break out between all major factions.

 

[MAI]

War occurs and, inevitably, leads to all of their destruction leaving nothing left in the galaxy.

I wish I could eat things without malfunctioning.