Corrupt a wish

[Karsh Lithern]

The next person doesn't (that's me)
I wish that your wish for the ruining of my wish doesn't come true.

 

[MAI]

That works but the wish you waste it on is not all that great.

I wish I had an extra pair of arms.

 

[Karsh Lithern]

Those arms both beat you to death because they shouldn't be there.

I wish I didn't die a little inside every time I see an Ewok

 

[Barak]

your wish is granted but now the ewoks kill you
I wish I had a light saber

 

[Donatos]

Granted, here is your light (opposite of heavy) sword, its basically an envelope opener with a dull tip.
I wish Star Wars lives on forever, so that humanity in the next millions of generations to come shall enjoy it.

 

[Karsh Lithern]

Star Wars lives forever but consumes the minds of everyone and you die in consequence.

I wish I were payed in Trident Layers.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You starve to death as you attempt to get your nourishment from gum.

I wish I ran a spatula warehouse.

 

[Rasu Gan]

You do, but then realise that you have opened one right across the street from a competitor, who takes all your business, leaving you bankrupt on the first day.

I wish pizza wouldn't get so cold so quickly.

 

[MAI]

In doing so the cheese goes bad faster and now you're left with smelly pizza.

I wish I had a ship of my own.

 

[Ornko'mad]

The hyperdrive regulator fails and you fly right into a black hole.

I wish I was the star of a brilliant TV show.

 

[MAI]

That T.V. show, brilliant as it is, suffers the same fate as Firefly.

I wish I did not have to worry about rusting.

 

[Vulpesen]

you are so pristine and shiny that you are constantly stolen.

I wish the jedi didn't see the force in such black and white terms.

 

[Donatos]

Granted, as a result members of Jedi Order dissolve from their single minded viewpoints and instead come together as a group of individuals with different ideals and theories. Much time passes and the Jedi or at least their descendants have basically populated the entire galaxy with Force users. The Force is no longer seen as a religious voodoo or philosophy, but strictly scientific study that guides the Force affinity populations of the galaxy to experiment with the Force which results in dangerous side effects that sooner or later wipe out most life.

I wish the opposite of all corrupted wishes to come true.

 

[Barak]

@[member="Donatos"]
Granted he finds the most clever corruption possible and punishes you in the process .... severly

I wish I had a sith master who could teach me what I wanted to know

 

[Vulpesen]

He teaches you, but in the end finds you unworthy and does what sith always do to those they call weak. He kills you.

I wish I knew electric judgement.

 

[Donatos]

@[member="Vulpesen"]
Granted, you learn it, but you are also turned into this...forever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7B2VMCHXpA

I wish someone posted the source of where these lyrics came from "I wish I was a baller, wish that I was just a little bit taller...."

( @[member="Barak"] you have to say what the clever corrupted wish is)

 

[Zrs'fes]

Your wish comes true but sadly you were given the wrong link (It's Skee Lo - I Wish)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcmBALxDkRY

I wish all of my Factory subs would get approved instantly.

 

[Donatos]

Granted, your subs are all approved sadly they are shipped off to Subway (EAT FRESH!) and are devoured by hungry customers.
I wish I didnt have to wonder what your link/vid is about, because I wont watch it.

 

[Barak]

Your factory subs are approved but are asked to be changed vastly
I wish I had a rancor @[member="Zrs'fes"]

 

[Zrs'fes]

@[member="Donatos"] You gain the knowledge about what the video is, but it is so awesome that all your thoughts are focused on that thing

@[member="Barak"] The Rancor eats too much and then has to throw up on you. Afterwards he accidentaly stomps on you and crushes you.

I wish this verpine looked sexy.