Corrupt a wish

[Shaco]

Granted. Though, it comes in the former of a female who does nothing but nag you about the things that need done around the household. Leaving you in a perpetual state of frustration and wishing that you had never made this wish.

I wish a Master would finally come along and take on Shaco as an Apprentice.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You get a master, but she is cruel and ends up killing you in a fit of rage.

I wish I had lightning reflexes.

 

[Shaco]

You have lightning reflexes but your inability to see, smell, or hear prevents you from being able to utilize them.

I wish I had something nice to wear today.

 

[Diana Cross]

It is too small for you to wear.

I wish I had a nicer bow.

 

[Darc Xavior Talus]

It breaks.

I wish for candy.

 

[Satine Detta]

Granted, its sugarless.

I wish for a pair of wings

 

[Darc Xavior Talus]

They are stolen.

I wish for fruits.

 

[Vulpesen]

you get only apple seeds, which you accidentally poison yourself with.

I wish that for once, a sith would surrender upon confrontation.

 

[Ornko'mad]

One does, but it's a trap. The fight is longer and harder because of your attempt at mercy.

I wish I was a famous actor.

 

[Anastasia Panteer]

Granted, your the beast from beauty and the beast.

I wish for a white Christmas

 

[Vulpesen]

You die from burial in snow.

I wish I knew electric judgement

 

[Ornko'mad]

You learn Force Lightning instead. This begins you on a slope that leads to your fall to the dark side.

I wish I could make a wish without it being corrupted.

 

[Vulpesen]

The corruption is already needed as your wish is naturally terrible.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

 

[Darc Xavior Talus]

It burns you alive.

I wish for tyranny.

 

[Vulpesen]

You become the tyrant and die in an uprising.

I wish for freedom

 

[Ornko'mad]

Freedom is achieved for all, but so many abuse it that it is restricted. Freedom is traded for safety and comfort, and before long you're back where you started.

I wish that I had a Galaxy Gun.

 

[Rasu Gan]

Granted, however your enemies try to destroy it before you have a chance to use it. They are successful and you are caught within the explosion, vaporized.

I wish to gain a promotion in the Jedi Order.

 

[Vulpesen]

You are promoted but given the honorable task of dung shoveling.

I wish I had my family crystal back.

 

[Alendarius Veygar]

The crystal has been tainted by the Dark Side and will corrupt you if you keep it with you too long.

I wanna be the guy.

 

[Arla Ordo]

You are a guy, but you are the 90lb weakling that everyone kicks sand at on the beach

I wish I had a family.