Corrupt a wish

[Jak Sandrow]

What goes in needs to come out....

I want a unikitty.

 

[Reth Dros]

You get it, but I steal it away because it's too ciut.

I wanna be good at Lightsaber Combat.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You become overconfident in your abilities and challenge someone better than you. You are soundly defeated.

I wish I could see invisibility.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

YOU CAN NOW SMELL COLOURS
YU BWAIN MALTING

I want a fluffy unicorn

 

[Vulpesen]

ITS TOO FLUFFAY!

I want an Ashlan wolf...

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Whatever that is, you get it, but then sudd- ALLALU ACKBAR!!!

I want a cookie.

 

[MAI]

It's far too stale to have any taste.

I wish could go to the zoo.

 

[Rasu Gan]

You go only to get trampled by a stampeding elephant. SQUELCH!

I wish I knew the secret of essence transfer.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You learn it and accidentally transfer all your essence to a rock.

I wish that wishes were granted to the intent of the wisher.

 

[MAI]

They achieve it but never fully comprehend it to the point of ignoring it.

I wish I could access my conscious back into the open internet.

 

[Rasu Gan]

You are successful but are then suddenly trapped in it, blocking you off from returning to your body and left to wander the streams of data and viruses.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

 

[MAI]

You learn to be more open but become too open to the point that everyone finds you annoying.

I wish I understood organic reasoning for compassion and other things related to love.

 

[Dovinus]

You get a programming that lets you feel LOVE but then you fall IIIINNNN love with a particular green sith >:3 THEN HE LEAVES YOU for twi'lek dancer

I wish nerf jerky

 

[MAI]

You receive your wish but it backfires in someway.

I wish organics would stop staring at my more sensitive areas.

 

[Rasu Gan]

They do but in doing so they completely ignore you. Leaving you to continue in your existence without any interaction from anyone, biological and technological.

I wish for chocolate!

 

[Atlas Kane]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyKLGA37MBU
That's me when you get your chocolate. Then I steal it away.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me.

 

[MAI]

In achieving your wish your life becomes unexciting and therefore boring.

I wish there were other A.I.'s like myself

 

[Veltraa]

In place of these you get holograms who like to think they are intelligent and robots who do nothing but laze and drink lubricant all day.

I wish I needed something to wish for.

 

[Karsh Lithern]

You come up with something, but then it kills you inadvertently.

I wish the next person doesn't ruin my wish.

 

[Donatos]

Granted.
I wish the next person ruins Karsh's wish.