Corrupt a wish

[Vulpesen]

He made an incorruptible wish.

I wish I could find an incorruptible wish.

 

[Ornko'mad]

He did, but you can't think of a way to corrupt it.

I wish for popcorn.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

Meta made a wish, but then it disappeared.

I wish I was a timelord.

 

[Aran Finn]

You're a timelord, but you end up being terrible at it, somehow preventing your parents meeting and erasing yourself from existence.

I wish it was morning.

 

[Benny]

It's the morning of your 87th birthday and you're on your death bed.

I wish I had the power to see through female zeltron, togruta, twi'lek, and chiss clothes.

 

[Vulpesen]

They realize you have this power and you are slapped more often than Jack Sparrow on Tortuga.

I wish I were half Amaran.

 

[Baros Sal-Soren]

GRANTED! Your left half is now Amaran.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Vulpesen]

You may fly, but the wish shorts out at the worse possible time whenever you use it.

I wish I had the Kaiburr crystal

 

[Judas]

You don't get one.

I wish for grass.

 

[Genesis]

You eat it and die.

I wish for a nice date for once.

 

[Lansing Avalius Talus]

You are not getting one if you keep complaining.

I wish for gratitude.

 

[Vulpesen]

You get gratitude for something you are ashamed of.

I wish i could speak every language

 

[Benny]

You're horrible at a certain language and insult a very powerful warlord, resulting in galactic war.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

[Vulpesen]

The wish does not require corruption and it simply sucks.

I wish there was a shape shifting force power.

 

[Rianna Organa]

You are granted the power of shape shifting except you can only shift into a life form known as Jessica Rabbit,

I wish that liver could be steak.

 

[Ornko'mad]

It is, but it still tastes like liver.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Judas]

You teleport into a lava pit in Mustafar.

I wish for water.

 

[Kayvaan Niveus]

You get your water, but it's only one molecule.

I wish Vulpesen would get his fox tails.

 

[Rasu Gan]

He received these tails, but then he began to tickle you with them until you died of laughter. Such a shame, he died so young.

I wish for vegetarian nerf jerky.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Hey, what up? (vegetable nerf-brained jerk)

I want my wife to continue in her ways.