Corrupt a wish

[Dar'rak]

option 1: Granted, but due to the Sith magic used to create babies out of jelly causes them to go rabid and destroy everything leaving an ever expanding sticky mess for you to have to clean up for all eternity. "I wish to be the most powerful jedi in all of existence!"

 

[Judas]

You become a Sith Apprentice.

I wish for black.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

Too bad, you get white.

I wish for a big booty broad.

 

[Judas]

You get a big booty shemale.

I wish for pixie dust.

 

[Atlas Kane]

You get your pixie dust, but it gets blown away by the wind.

I wish I had a Cheeseburger.

 

[Judas]

You get a hamburger.

I wish for fries.

 

[Lucien Cordel]

you are fried in hot oil, Right next to the nicest fries in existence
I wish signing death warrants was less of a chore

 

[Judas]

You kill yourself.

I wish for something.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

You get air. More specifically from a Hutt.

I wish for a banana without that damn monkey stealing it

 

[Atlas Kane]

You get your banana, but then a human steals it.

I wish i had some platinum

 

[Lucien Cordel]

You are killed when melted platinum is poured over you
I wish for the grandest party the world has ever seen.

 

[Judas]

You don't get it.

I wish for a drink.

 

[Lucien Cordel]

you drink toilet water
I wish to alter the deal

 

[Judas]

You get ripped off the second time around. You should have stayed with the original better investment.

I wish for the Nile.

 

[Lucien Cordel]

You get only De-nile
I wish for a vault that can never be broken into

 

[Judas]

It broke.

I wish for peace.

 

[Lucien Cordel]

The Human race is eradicated
I wish you to corrupt this wish

 

[Judas]

I just did.

I wish you did the same.

 

[Lucien Cordel]

I do nothing and everything
I wish to know the meaning of life

 

[Ornko'mad]

As soon as you discover it, the universe collapses and is replaced by something infinitely weirder.
I wish to live forever.