Corrupt a wish

[Rasu Gan]

Your wife dies so that she may no longer continue her ways.

I wish for love.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You are loved, but the person who loves the one who loves you gets jealous and kills you.

I wish for a happy ending.

 

[Akodya Mune]

You get your 'happy' ending to only to find that you can't experience happiness. You will be forever numb inside as you watch the beauty and joy of the galaxy pass over you.

I wish for solitude.

 

[Rasu Gan]

Everyone leaves you alone for a second before bombarding you with their sorrows, until you too become depressed with them.

I want someone specific to love me.

 

[Akodya Mune]

You find out the person you are interested in is disgusted with your race and tells you that in front of a crowd of people.

I wish to visit Naboo.

 

[Rasu Gan]

You visit Naboo, but your trip is suddenly ruined by a group of people that you know, destroying your dreams of a nice holiday.


I wish for a pet nerf.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

It tramples you, not seeming to realize you're not as hardy as they are.

I wish for my wife to continue in her ways.

 

[Baros Sal-Soren]

Secret ways that are unknown to you come to the fore and become the emphasis of her progress. Although she continues to do as you wanted, she also does numerous other things that make your life hell.

I wish for awesome.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

It never comes.

I too wish for awesome.

 

[Baros Sal-Soren]

You become awesome at failure. That is how you CORRUPT a wish you denier of wishes you.

I wish for my shift at work to be over.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

It is. PERMANENTLY (pink slip)

I want a nap.

 

[Kayvaan Niveus]

You start sleeping, but never wake up.

I wish for immortality.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You have immortality. That is the worst curse. You must forever watch others grow old and die around you. You can't get attached to anyone. After a few millennia, you go insane.

(NAP FOREVER! WOOO)

I want to smack you.

 

[Ornko'mad]

You do, but his jaw is harder than you expect and you break your hand.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You are. But then you're dropped off in the middle of hyperspace. Nothing can kill you, you're stuck in hyperspace forever.

I want a poneh.

 

[Kayvaan Niveus]

You get a pony, but it dies as soon as you try to pet it.

I want a lifetime supply of hair-styling products for free. It's expensive to keep my fabulous fox tails this fabulous!

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You seem to be allergic to all of them.

I want you to have to

 

[Vulpesen]

I easily deal with your death, as your death was "it".

I wish the galaxy was unified in a peaceful dream.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

They forever sleep.... and Omni takes over.

I want a PBJ sandwich.

 

[Kayvaan Niveus]

You get it, but you drop it.

I wish all my allergies were gone, so that I can use all the hair-styling products