Corrupt a wish

[Jak Sandrow]

Sorry - I already used them. Your allergies are gone, though.

#swagtastic

I want rainbow-coloured starships.

 

[Keeper of Secrets]

The inside is covered with rainbow slime.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You blow up due to lack of wish.

I want a pony.

 

[Vuplesia]

The pony kills you and devours your mortal soul.
I wiah you died... qccidentally... by fleet fire... completely accidentl. :3

 

[Jak Sandrow]

It was... on purpose....

I wonder if my pony can fly.

 

[Vulpesen]

No one taught me how to die, thus I live.

I wish I knew how to die...

 

[Jak Sandrow]

You do! And you immediately kill yourself, just to be sure.

I WANNA GO TO THE MOON!

 

[Kayvaan Niveus]

You go to the moon and die because there is no oxygen. Also your head explodes.

I wish for my lifetime supply of hair-styling products, which I can now use because my allergies are gone!

 

[Jak Sandrow]

I already used it, remember? You can have the bottles.

Would you like a pie? I baked you a pie.

 

[Kayvaan Niveus]

That isn't a wish!

DAMN YOU JAK SANDROW! WHY ARE YOU MAKING MY LIFE A LIVING HELL!

I wish Jak Sandrow would stop smacking me.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

*smack* nu.

I wish upon a star.

 

[Dar'rak]

Granted but becasue of being on the star's surface you are radiated, engulfed, and finaly burned alive... Over the course of years.


I wish to rule the Jedi order as Grand Master.

 

[Kayvaan Niveus]

You get promoted to Grand Master, but everyone in the Jedi Order dies.

I wish I had the knowledge on dark matter/energy.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

The incredible amount of knowledge makes your eyes explode.

I wish there were more people who think Jak is stoopid.

 

[Akodya Mune]

Everyone believes that Jak is stoooopid, but then they come to the conclusion that because he is so stoopid he must be a genius.

I wish for breakfast.

 

[Dar'rak]

Granted, but you fly over the front of your vehicle and plummit to your death. Should have worn that seat belt missy.

"I wish I had a hammerhead shark species here for play."

 

[Cadden Blackthorne]

Wrong thing sorry

 

[Vulpesen]

You get the right thing and it turns out to be a hammer head species which eats you.

I wish there was a non-sentient dog species that doesn't look ugly.

 

[Arla Ordo]

Your wish is granted, except the dog is also hairless

I wish to have a non fattening ice cream

 

[Vulpesen]

You get the ice-cream then get fat from cake.

I wish I was faster.