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Articles by Laertia Io
Minor Faction
You didn't get me, you *corpse*
(Sappy Talk Show Music Plays as Multiple Holonet Channels across the Sith Empire and Galactic Alliance Space is hacked)
Preppy Announcer Voice: Welcome folks, to The Possibly Nocturnal Program, with your host, Matriarch of House Io, and seven years in a row champion for title of Craziest...
Minor Faction
A present for the Jedi
("Summer in The City" by The Lovin' Spoonful Plays OOC)
(Overhead Drone Shot of Jedi Temple on Coruscant)
(Multiple shots of Coruscant city scape around temple)
(Camera cuts to street levels of people walking to various buildings)
(Camera cuts to image of vendors on various streets and...
Minor Faction
House Io hits the Silver Rest!
(Camera cuts to close up of Darth Xiphos wearing her Dark Blue Organic Armor, standing in front of a fireplace, with her hands clasped behind her back)
Xiphos: I told you to expect us.
(Camera cuts away to terrible explosions and green flames ripping through the Silver Rest)
Xiphos: You did...
SJC and GA Social Media sites were hacked en masse a few hours ago by unknown means. The symbol above preceded the following transmission.
(Camera focuses on Darth Xiphos in spiky biker leathers, reclined in a leather seat, with her feet on a desk, doing card tricks.)
Xiphos (Smiling Warmly)...
This classified report, heavily encrypted, was compiled by hundreds of Intel Officers within the SJC and sent to relevant officials.
SUBJECT: NUETRALIZER DROIDS AND NUETRALIZER COMMANDER/ALLIES
OVERVIEW: NUETRALIZERS ARE AN EXTREMELY DEADLY MODEL OF DROID, AND CONSIDERED TO HAVE ALMOST NO...
(NFL Theme Plays)
(Camera cuts to Model 1 Nuetralizers wearing Pompadour wigs behind a news anchor desk)
MARTY THE NUETRALIZER: Welcome folks, to another edition of I can't believe the Jedi fell for that bullchit again!
JERRY THE NUETRALIZER: We're here to provide you, The Galaxy, of the best...
(Camera focuses on a Jedi Master in the middle of a crowd at the steps of a brand new facility to house refugees)
NEWS ANNOUNCER: We now take you live to Corellia, where Jedi Master Curran Andiss is overseeing the opening of a brand new, state of the art facility to care for those displaced by...
Notes: House Io is composed primarily of highly intelligent Soldier Droids and Gynoids, where the upper ranks consist of Laertia herself, Force Spawn Witches Prototype Intelligent War Droids and Prototype Gynoids, the Lower Ranks consist of Intelligent Soldier Droids and Combat Bred Genetic...
(Camera focuses on the Black Knight standing in front of captured Jedi Knight's, surrounded by people hiding their faces under Dark Green Robes)
(Darth Xiphos turns to the camera)
Xiphos: These Jedi you see before you were captured by my forces at Ziost. For reasons all their own, they chose...
(Scenes of utter Devastation on Sev Tok)
(Camera focuses on massive pile of dead Bryn'adul. At the center of that Pile is a Model 1, destroyed beyond repair capabilities.)
NEWS ANNOUNCER: This scene, of multiple dead Bryn'adul to a few of the murderous Soldier Droids known as The Nuetralizers...
The following was sent via hacking major holonet sites in areas where Ashlan Crusaders are known to operate:
(Camera focuses on The Black Knight in full armor, reclining in a leather chair)
"Well. A whole bunch of little Sith Birdies told me the Sons of Ession are just squirming for a battle...
The following was sent via heavy encryption by hacking the transmissions of major Galactic News Outlets.
Ahh, you finally got around to denouncing me, eh. Well, that's just great, CONSIDERING I TRIED TO HELP YOU SAVE SARKA, YOU SHORTSIGHTED FETHS.
By, the way, hows it feel knowing even your...
The following was sent by encrypted transmission to all active Jedi Enclaves.
Streams of merciless slaughter The Bryn'adul enacted, the sickening photos of their butchery across the entire city were also sent, playing in the background:
What more proof do you need?
How many more must die...
This Message was transmitted via a heavily encrypted signal to both GA and NIO computers
To the NIO and GA Government:
What the GA see in the NIO over the Sith is something I do not understand. They've done nothing the Sith wouldn't have. The government is completely Anti-Democratic. What the...
OOC: This is the personal journal of Laertia and it should not be construed that she is displaying this entry publicly anywhere IC.
On Kar Shian, My Heart broke when I learned the truth.
Now there is a hole in my mind where my Master Ursula used to be.
In retrospect I should have seen it...
The following was sent to all major NJO Strongholds via encrypted transmission:
You were warned. You and Ryv , the Sword of The Jedi. Yet you bring your warriors to these battles. Throw your Knights, your Padawans to die in battle against me. Your selfishness echoes across the Galaxy in your...