Chaos in a Bottle

Even the insurgents needed downtime every now and then. For too long, they had been spreading themselves thin, some would say too thin, across the galaxy, and it was time to call people home. By decree of Discordia, all non-urgent missions had been canceled for the current week, and Eve was set to glow with different lights every night to signal another day of celebration. The season of Spring had come, and Discordia believed now would be a good time to pause and reflect before sending everyone back out, this time in a smarter way after they'd review and make adjustments.
While the days were filled to the brim with activities around the city, it was this special evening that had been chosen for a very special occasion. No good organization could do without credits, and now that the credits were flowing freely into the Scintilla, both from within and without, it was as good of a time as any to get more.
And that was precisely why, Discordia decided that the timing to hold on auction night was right now. Pouring over the many files of the males who served the Agents of Chaos, she hand picked hundreds of those she believed to be suitable for the job, and then extended the invitations to people outside of the Scintilla as well.
Some would say that "at last, the chosen night had arrived," but Agents of Chaos generally operate very quickly and really, setting this entire thing up only took a few days. Tonight was the night.
One of the biggest dance clubs in Eve's Gastarobi Entertainment District had offered to host the event. For that night, a great T shaped stage had been placed in the club, so that the males could freely walk down the catrun and strut their stuff. Most of the chairs and tables were placed to one side of the T, leaving the other side open to those who wanted to dance and stand.
Naturally, everything was covered in shades of blank and glittery pink.
The music beat, drinks of various alcoholic percentages were passed freely all around, and after the place had become decently full, it was time to start. Patrons, mostly of the female sort, were adviced to grab seats, and then the lights turned off.
Seconds later they went up again, and the host, a little Frigosian wearing a pink mankini, bounced up and down right in the center of the stage.
"Ladies, gentlemen, and everybody else!" the little Frig shouted with glee, "Welcome to the first ever Auction night! Today, we will have good men, both from within Agents of Chaos and without, and their time will be auctioned off! The lucky winners will receive their man for a night.... Together, you will be able to play scrabble, sabaac, or maybe go out dancing! Remember, there will be cameras present, so keep it family-friendly!"
Waiting for the boo's in the crowds over family-friendly to die, the Frigosian shook and began to bounce and grin again.

The Frigosian raised his arms, letting the crowd know they could start bidding. In the meantime, the production crew was pushing


This is where you step in. We have a long list of men waiting, and they will be coming up one by one.
To those who do not wish to be part of the auction (bidders/sellers), there is still plenty to do!
- Booze is free tonight, paid for by Discordia. Drink your heart away with little cocktails that have umbrellas in them, mead that can grow hair on your chest, or even just plain water!
- You can dance, slide down the pole, you can wear your sable, you can brae your soul - a huge dance floor is found on the opposite end of the club, with music genres changing every now and then to make sure everyone can find something to bop up and down to.
- Quieter spaces can be found upstairs - little rooms with lavish couches for groups of two to ten can be found there, decorated with art from all around the galaxy! A team of waiters is also present here to bring any food and drink ordered.
- If you really have to fight, please take it outside. We have local burly guards to take care of you if you don't.

There are currently five more men in the queue to be auctioned after Dexter.
If you want to join the list, PM/DM











Arro Peradun


Bacu Topol
BB-4001X






@Darren Shaw


Deviant Val









Herah

I Irina Esta Klaus



Jeremiah McFarlone


@Kainan Wolfe



Katerina Vaden






Leeroy








Nix Scamandros


Orron Typho







R Reyn Australis










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