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Dressed to Kill - SJO Dominion of the Umbara Hex

KitKat

Well-Known Member
Objective: Ghost Hunters
Location: Mining Facility Landing Platform, Atoa
Post: 4
Tags: [member="Minerva Vessia"]

They walked towards the entrance, the droid trotting along behind them. The woman question made her think. Was she with the Silver Jedi? She was more like an intern, trying to figure out her place in the galaxy. "A few weeks I think. Time flies when you are having fun. "

She could feel the darkness in the cave. It wasn't the easiest to digest, especially given her particular weakness. "Any idea where the others are?" She hadn't ever intended to come into the cave.
 
Objective: Wedding, protection detail.
Location: Umbara - Security room, briefing
Nearby: [member="Roona Osmari"] | [member="Charlie"] | [member="Asaraa Vaashe"]
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"I feel like a damn monkey in this suit."

Valkren exclaimed after adjusting an earpiece into his ear, he'd look across the mix of personnel within the security room that were on protection detail. There were few recognizable faces here: mostly silver personnel, shadows and Jedi standing by for their briefing. There weren't many other members of the Antarian Rangers here, he could pick out a few faces from some of the other branches within the Ranger's command reach. The most familiar to him at this moment happened to be one of his team members, if she was actually in the room. Sergeant Osmari, better known as 'Echo' to their comrades, was one of the best shots Valkren had seen, and her appearance differed from those of their allies in the rangers...Meaning that she didn't look like the lot of 'grunts' that were the rangers. This made her a perfect choice to be assigned to the wedding's protection detail.

It also worked in their favor.

The colonel moved to his necktie, attempting to adjust it in the reflection of a screen before their briefing began.

"You know, this isn't going to be nearly as fun as the ball back on Kashyyyk right?" The officer questioned, hoping the transmission would go through to Osmari, he assumed she was prepping her get-up for their mission at hand.

He'd move away from the console, dodging a pair of security specialists after he had given up on the neck tie, leaving it loose for the moment. He'd flatten his dress shirt against his chest and stomach, feeling his sidearm print gently into the fabric of his shirt. The weapon rested in a quick-release holster directly behind his belt, meaning it'd just be a matter of pulling his shirt out from its tucked position to switch into action mode.

For now, the colonel waited for the brief to be transmitted, and for Osmari to arrive so they could move out into the crowds.
 
Emberlene's Daughter, The Jedi Generalist
Tome for a Black Wedding

"This way." The one was speaking to her and Matsu remained off to the side, this close she could fel the energies around the planet before she breathed out sitting down. Eyes flicking around and towards the different areas an attack could come. The jedi master wearing her robes with the hood down, shimmering dream silks and wintrium. She had returned from well from Hapes where Hanna had stayed after their three weeks honeymoon. So coming to another wedding after she had been in her own.. brought a small look to her face. Reaching out when she made a field around them and could fel the others who were approaching.
 
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Objective: Ghost Hunters
Location: Mining Facility Landing Platform, Atoa
Post: 4
Allies:SJO/ CIS
Tags: [member="Katarine Ryiah']
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Minerva and Kat had their perspective abilities and areas of expertise. In some situations one might have greater clarity then the other. This was the great advantage when more than one Force Using sect worked together. “Yes I sense some living and the darkness is concentrated around them. It is very likely they will be attacked here soon. This way”, Minerva started to lead them into the cave.

It was not long until they came to a location where they could take a left or a right. “This way”, she started to lead them to the left.​
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Objective 1 The Black Wedding
Location: The crowd

Charlie noticed the nod of her friend and returned it. Her eyes widened as she noticed Asaraa had found herself something to drink. The Padwan sat at the stairway with her jaw open.

Moving from her position, she moved through the crowd. Her small frame being perfect for this mission. Her first time off Kashyyyk she got a taste of that bubbly champagne and she wanted more.

It didn't take long, but she found one of the waiters and quickly with the art and skill of sneaking that her Master taught her, Charlie got a hold of a glass of the bubbly.
 
Objective: Void Wings
Location: The Spooby Nebula

Everything was very quiet and Allyson groaned as her and Aubrey continued to drop the buoys. It had been a long time since she had seen any sort of action from the inside of a fighter. Speaking of action her mind wandered as she began to hum quietly and daydream. They weren’t going to find anything out here and the intel they had received was terrible.

Shrugging it off, at least she got to hang out with the good ol Commander King. As their next round of buoys went down, Allyson broke off again and barrel rolled. It was obvious she was bored, but after she stabilized the craft microjumped.

As she came out of the jump, everything on her screen went crazy. Red flushed everywhere as the ‘lucky’ pilot came across one of the flotillas of the Void Wings. As quickly as she could, she commed through to try and catch Aubrey before she jumped or at least warn the girl. “Commander I found them, turning and burning - too many.”

Allyson did her best to try and maneuver the craft to head the opposite direction of the fleet she had come across, but they had already seen her. Several of their own fighters released and her craft began to shake as the pulse mag missiles they were carrying shut down Allyson’s weapons system.

“Oh, not good…”

[member="Aubrey King"]
 
Objective 1 The Black Wedding
Location: The crowd

So Alyisa got to wear a frilly dress? Alyisa was reminiscing about that and had gone through couple of glasses of champagne. The past was the past. Alyisa was having a hard time with it lately. There was times when the mind tried to forget very painful things. Losing children was one of them. She had lost two and they were murdered.

It was not healthy to drown your sorrows but it seemed like a natural thing to do for a Corellian.

“Hi Charlie”, the blond Corllain recognized the young lady who flew an x-wing in the last objective. That was a real harry furball. Coruscant was covered in a karking mess.



[member="Charlie"]
 
Objective 1 The black wedding
Location: The Crowd

Charlie held two champagne glasses as she heard her name being called. Blinking she turned to find a really pretty blonde lady. The small Seoulian girl blinked quickly and then quickly offered the second glass of champagne she had stolen from the waiter. There was a small gasp as she realized that the blonde was and did two things. She was one of the new arrivals and pilots of the silver spacy [member="Alyisa Mithel"] and she knew who she was.

"Ah seems my disguise wasn't that good. I knew I should have gone for the mask, but I looked dumb." A smile crossed her face as she sipped the champagne. "Hi Alyisa, enjoying the wedding. I never thought we'd be able to wear dresses so much as jedi and pilots huh?"

A waiter passed again and she downed the glass of champagne and grabbed two more. "I bet I can drink more than you." Charlie might have a betting problem.
 
Location: Main Chamber
Allies: [member="Suna Gallia"] | [member="Minerva Vessia"] | [member="Katarine Ryiah"] | [member="Dajara Boshtet"] | [member="Sigrid Forsberg"]
Objective: If there's something weird and it don't look good

Yuroic listened to what the High Priestess had to say in response to Yuroic, it seemed that this was going to be a significant investment. Sabotage would make more sense than haunting of a ghost. Even so, Yuroic prepared himself for any possibility. He scratched his stubbled chin as the comms flickered into life. Someone from the CIS faction had joined to help, could be useful to hear their opinion. Though the faction had plenty of members leaning towards the Dark Side of the Force, Yuroic acknowledge both factions had provided each with support. One could not judge the CIS as easily as the The Sith Empire or the First Order.

Shifting his stance in order to reply, he noticed that his comms went down. In fact everything electrical seemed to flicker and die, besides his robotic arm, thankfully for Yuroic. If the arm became sudden dead weight likely rip out of his socket, not a pleasant image. Looking at the priestess, he extended a reassuring aura with the Force. His hand instinctly moved to his Lightsabers but he held back from grabbing them yet. "Is anyone out there?" Yuroic called out as he moved forward.
 

KitKat

Well-Known Member
Objective: Ghost Hunters
Location: Mining Facility Landing Platform, Atoa
Post: 5
[member="Minerva Vessia"]


Katarine followed the woman, thinking in her head as she did so that this situation was odd. She could feel darkness radiating off the woman yet they were working together. The galaxy was such a different place than the one she remembered.

Minerva was right and soon enough they could see the others. Katarine turned to the woman and smiled uncertainly.

“My orders are to wait with the ship but the party is just up there and they said for you to join them. “

This all felt so odd to Kat.
 
Objective 1 The Black Wedding
Location: The crowd

Ah, more to drink. Alyisa snatched that up. “Drink more than me”, Alyisa snickered.

“I’ll take that bet”, Alyisa did not say anything about if Charlie disguise was good or bad. The truth was Alyisa was a flake at times but not too many people knew she was a Witch. She had been once married to a Dathomiri named Dharma Decuir. Alyisa was a lot older then she looked.

Aly down the whole glass, “We’re going to need more.” Walking a step and a half away Alyisa stopped a waiter and grabbed the whole tray from him. The waiter gave protesting looks but did not stop the blond. “A drink my lady”, a playful grin still upon her lips.



[member="Charlie"]
 
Objective 1 The black wedding [member="Alyisa Mithel"]
Location: The Crowd -> Empty room

Charlie's face lit up as Aly decided she was going to play the game with her. Looking around, she didn't see her Master and the other Masters seemed to be occupied with other things. This meant, the young Charlie...she really needs a last name was free to do as she pleased as long as she maintained the integrity of her mission. The tray was stolen from the waiter and Charlie took the glass that was offered. "We should check out the rooms to make sure there's no 'bad guys' hiding in there. She raised her eye brows and nodded towards the hallway that lead out of the main room.

"In the other room we can sit and just drink the glasses and no one will notice....mostly no one will notice and tell on me." A toothy grin as she opened the door to an empty conference room. She sat down on the soft chair and downed the champagne glass quickly. "I think I have 3 to your 1! You gotta catch up." Charlie reached for another glass.
 
Objective 4: BYOO
Wearing: This
Location: Umbara - [Local Scrivenry] - Tea Shop (Booth)

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It was an interesting turn of events when the Vicelord of the Confederacy arrived at a location in an unofficial capacity, whereas, Srina Talon could not quite say the same. The former Mandalorian had made his Apprentice his second in command, an Exarch, to help deal with the day to day difficulties of leading a nation. Occasionally that which he had lost, or endured, seemed to steal his attention or filter his perspective. Srina did not have that problem. No matter the loss, heartache, or death and mayhem she always moved with the grace of her people and acted accordingly.

If she planned to do harm, it would not be a knee-jerk reaction, born of sentiment and pain. It would be calculated. Cold and precise. The punishment would fit the crime, and when the time came, she would deliver what was needed with the emotional capacity of a teaspoon. It was for that reason that she utterly despised the piracy that had awoken in the verse when the Alliance fell. [member="Jyoti Nooran"] had spoken to her, briefly, of their plight with the Ghost Nebula. It was simply a matter of coincidence that her Master had also chosen to visit Umbara during an interesting affair.

Srina could not aid as she wished. Her skills lay with a blade, or a lightsaber, and were only matched by the sharpness of her no-nonsense tongue. With necessity in mind and knowledge of outside forces that she could trust, part of the trip to Umbara aboard the Quill-class shuttle would find her slightly absorbed in her Holo-Comm. The little Echani was no stranger to mercenary forces. They were an asset, if they could be trusted, and the Confederacy finally had one that fit the bill. The Crimson Dragons were new. Young. Barely in their first stages of life… But even one of their men could make a difference.

Why? Because Srina trusted their leader.

<< Keep it tight, Aryn. It’s not CIS space so I can’t do anything if you wind up in spacey prison. Its 5000 Credits per Crimson Dragon mercenary to help the Silvers solve their pirate problem—2500 for you if [member="Koda Fett"] shows up and manages to leave in anything but ashes. >>

There were times when she legitimately wondered if the ridiculous bounty hunter had placed a tracker on [member="Aryn Teth"], somewhere, the Eriadu-born man couldn’t find. It was frustrating. Either they really didn’t want to kill each other, or, they really did—but both were exceedingly bad at it.

Pulling her focus back to the present, silver eyes turned toward [member="Darth Metus"] as he stood patiently, almost comically in line, waiting for his coffee. The white-haired woman watched with the beginnings of what was most definitely not a smile hidden behind her teacup. She didn’t like caf and never had, but she could stew over a good cup of tea for a long, long time. She sat quietly in a booth waiting for [member="Anastasia Vi'dreya"] and her Master to finish placing their orders. The young woman was dressed simply for a change, and for the most part, she was enjoying every second of it. No frills. No lace.

On her torso, she wore an oversized cable-knit sweater with long baggy sleeves. It was as speckled gray color, soft, and warm. A short, plain skirt hid her thighs from view, while over-the-knee smoke colored boots took care of the rest. Her long white hair was pulled up into a high no-nonsense ponytail but otherwise, the pale Echani seemed very much so not herself. Most that saw her could scarcely picture outside of her armor or some level of formal wear—but Darth Metus had requested civilian casual.

Srina imagined this to be it. Her ability to match colors on her own was obviously a little lacking, however, she’d tried. Nevertheless, she eventually turned her gaze back down to the many holos she’d collected that might help Darth Metus in his search for a connection to his past. Sometimes, she wondered, if he really knew what he was looking for. Was he really looking for his past? Or, simply, a connection that would make him feel more human.

Huddled beneath her feet were two squabbling rabbit-droids that she rarely went anywhere without. Currently, they were debating the best way to find and steal a real lightsaber from a real, flesh and blood Jedi to add to their fandom, but they were mostly harmless. Srina didn’t really pay their crazed rambling any mind and merely indulged their insanity. Besides, they made great little workers when it came to finding something for her in the vast library. They made a game of it.

“I need the redacted information from holo LX-9240.”, she murmured softly, and the blue-hued rabbit stood up, wobbling slightly, as she raised her hand in a salute. Her red-hued partner in crime stood up and followed. Srina turned her focus back to her work, confident, her murder moppets were on the job. "No speeder manuals this time. You pair are not driving. Ever."

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Objective 1 The Black Wedding
Location: The crowd

Ya, ok…Alyisa went to the other room.

She was having fun and she did not sense anything off. So she was happy to play this game that was distracting her, from her past.

“Wow, I need to catch up”, Aly downed one. Picked up another and down it to like it was whiskey. It would have been even but Charlie was still on her fourth. That was one more than Alyisa.



[member="Charlie"]
 

Wenwynig

Guest
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Objective: Report to safe house
Location Umbara Capital
Allies: None

Several days earlier.

There had been a contract made to attack the Umbara politicians at a wedding. It was the type of thing that Wenwynig would normally go for, seemed too vanilla and would contain little violence. However, creds were low and more importantly, there was mention of Jedi attending. That was something the assassin could not help but smirk at. The chance to kill a target while Jedi were helpless to watch. Did mean that exiting the wedding afterward would be made difficult by them but with all the uproar a death in a public setting makes, he was sure it be enough for him to vanish in the crowd.

Reaching the capital wasn't tricky, he wandered through the streets, a ship got him there and he received information to get in contact with someone named Lynch. A codename, but that was good, the less he knew who was hiring him the more he could deny if arrested. Though there was a low chance of him allowing anyone tk arrest him, he would die first. Arriving at the safehouse, Wenwynig looked around the room as he leaned against the wall waiting impatiently
 
Objective: 3 - Void Wings
Location: Ghost Nebula, onboard the Nephilim corvette Faradrim
Post: 2

The comm board pinged, signaling incoming signal traffic. The sensor officer, currently pulling duty as comm officer as well, listened in through an earpiece and turned to report a synopsis to the captain.

"Group with callsign Hotelier is reporting pirate vessels. Unknown strength and configuration, not yet engaging."

The captain knew as well as Audren did that Hotelier's objective was refugee escort and that the group was simply passing through. Besides the civilian vessels, the convoy included eight heavy fighters. With this alert shields would already be raised on all vessels and they could withstand a few hits to confirm the composition of the other ships as well as their allegiance. In a sensor-shifting nebula such as this mistaken identities were all too possible.

"Hold position, do not respond."

Successful pirates tended to be rather proud of their affiliation; they typically broadcast either vocally or via logos what group they were with. It also served to cause fear among their prey, which just made their job as pirates easier. Until positive identification was confirmed, the corvette would hold in place. No doubt there were other vessels prepared to respond to attacks.

More information began displaying on the primary display screen, which was currently set to show sensor feeds. A corner of the screen now shifted to a map of the surrounding space. Information from the HSI buoy started flowing along encrypted Silver frequencies, and when correlated with reported ship movements would allow friendly forces to monitor areas not actively covered by a vessel. Full sensor stations would have been preferred, but these were less obtrusive and could still tap into hypercomms if the opportunity arose.

The web was being drawn, now they just needed the prey to step into it.





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Just minutes later, the sensor officer suddenly sat up straight and slapped a button on his console, replaying the transmission he'd just received over the speakers. While it played he began tapping buttons along his console, tracing the source of the transmission and authenticating, then sending the coordinates to the helm.

“Commander I found them, turning and burning - too many.”

The source was a starfighter, a member of Onyx squadron. It wasn't clear from the data immediately available just how many friendlies were with her, nor how many enemy vessels were present. It was possible that an entire battlegroup was needed, possible that just a couple other starfighters. Unless more information came in they would have to respond in force: an encrypted comm transmission was broadcast along friendly frequencies.

"Group one, unassigned forces, converge on the attached coordinates. Friendly starfighter under assault by pirate ships."

Only one of the battle groups was being called in. If the Void Wings had multiple deployments, calling all ships in to deal with this particular group would open other targets to attack. On the chance that there were unassigned friendly war vessels in the area, they could bolster the battle group.

By that time the Codru-Ji helming the corvette was bringing the vessel up to speed. A course was plotted, not to the starfighter's location as broadcast to other forces, but a bit away from it. If necessary the larger vessel would intervene, but again its primary goal was to trace the Void Wings. Not long after the transmission the Faradrim leaped into hyperspace. The jump would be short, but longer than a microjump...hopefully they would arrive in time to do their job.

[member="Varindar Asyt"] | [member="Allyson Locke"] | [member="Aubrey King"] | [member="Tanaski Yumi"] | [member="Kurayami Bloodborn"]​
 
Aryn Teth


Umbara System, The Ghost Nebula, The Expansion Region
Objective: Have Gun, Will Travel
Interacting With: [member="Srina Talon"], [member="Allyson Locke"], [member="Audren Sykes"]
The difference between a pirate and a mercenary could often be hard to grasp, especially when some of the more down-on-their-luck merc outfits across the galaxy turned to piracy in order to pay the bills. The differentiation was harder to make, especially to larger governments, when the mercenary outfit in question was relatively fresh to the scene. Srina had warned Aryn and his Crimson Dragons that there was a strong possibility that the Silver Jedi wouldn't take too kindly to their presence around Umbara, and there was a moderate-to-fair chance of any of them being thrown into 'spacey prison' as she had so kindly put it in her message to him.

Luckily, it was usually hard to argue someone was against you if they were busy shooting at your enemies. Currently, The Exodus sat just outside the Ghost Nebula, much closer to the planet of Umbara itself, as [member="Minorous Traske"] had chosen to take a number of the outfit's best down to the surface. The rest of the outfit, pilots in particular, sat stationary aboard the carrier, waiting for their call to action, or a direct request for assistance from the Silvers themselves. Of course, Aryn was less inclined to wait around. Sitting in the fully-enclosed cockpit of his dauntless-class X-wing, he waited and watched the sensors that glimmered and shifted over his screens. With his engines off and systems powered down, the black paintjob adorning The Black Knight meant that it blended in to the darkness of space quite well, only the distinguishing crest of The Crimson Dragons atop its S-foils granting the ship any major identifying markers.

Just as boredom began to set in for Aryn, the sensors on his screen beeped with a number of alerts. An intercepted transmission from an Onyx Squadron fighter who seemed to have found the bulk of the pirate fleet, followed by a subsequent transmission from a larger Silver Jedi fleet in-bound to assist. By a degree of relative cosmic luck, Aryn just so happened to be in particularly close range to assist the fighter, albeit, he was alone. He sent out a call to The Crimson Dragons, they would be sending plenty of fighters to assist, but, Aryn wasn't being paid to wait around.

Flicking his sensors over to the camera feed that connected the interior of his cockpit to the exterior of space, Aryn engaged a microjump, counting the seconds before he dropped out in relative proximity to the Onyx Squadron fighter. He didn't bother to identify himself, not exactly having the time despite the fact he figured he may regret it as he opened his S-foils to the attack position, roaring past the retreating fighter and closing in quickly on a trio of pirate fighters closing. With a quick flick of the stick and a pull of the trigger, red lines of laser-fire flew clean across the darkness of space, catching each of the fighters in turn as he navigated up and over their subsequent detonations.

He wondered if he could negotiate a bigger paycheck for 'good timing'.
 
Objective: The Ghost Wings
Location: Ghost Nebula
Allies: [member="Varindar Asyt"] [member="Aubrey King"] [member="Allyson Locke"]
Ship: Modern Eta-2 Actis-class interceptor

"Roger that Hotel, if they are far off and not in range there is a possibilty they may be leading for an ambush of sorts, just staying out of range and mabye trying to bait us away from the transports" "I think it would be best to just idle by and make sure they don't get close, can away come back later to flush them out with some heavier equipment".

Even with swam tactics pirates where not going to risk losing to much to a well bunched up force of SJO pilots, unlike military person who would declare it a win to just destroy the target pirates wanted to profit. Can't really do that well when your losing half your man power and equipment in each attack. While he stuck close to the squad along with Varindar Aubrey and Allyson went ahead with their buoy deployment, that would give them some cover and future detection if the enemy did try to make a move, the pirates could very well have other ships a few micro jumps away, last thing they needed was getting surrounded from all side.

"How long until we clear the nebula by the wa-"? His sentence was cut off when coms started to blare away, seemed that Aubrey and Allyson had run into some 'friends' up ahead. "Wait a minute, define 'too many'?
 
Objective 4: BYOO
Wearing: This
Location: Umbara - [Local Scrivenry] - The Archives


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BNI-9000 peeked around the legs of [member="Srina Talon"], eyeing the Vicelord a little nervously, before huddling back down beside BNI-9001. They weren’t sure if [member="Darth Metus"] had forgiven them for their sprint around the Fortressa in which they’d delighted in singing about whether or not they ought to kill him. Lock him in a box. Bury him for ninety years… It was all a little sordid. They believed that Mistress Talon would protect them, as she always did, but neither rabbit-droid wished to become spare parts.

Or a toaster. He had threatened them with that once. No one wanted the mundane job of crisping bread forever. It was just as bad as being the button pusher. No, no thank you.

When the Mistress gave them a job to do they both perked up, placing their plans to rob a Jedi on hold, so that they could follow her orders. Retrieve redacted material regarding a specific set of data? Yes, they could do that. Immediately they thought of what else they might be able to find, only for the Mistress to warn them, that they would not be driving anytime soon. Bella looked crestfallen as her singular blue photoreceptor dimmed. She wanted so badly to learn how to operate a speeder. The simulated sadness caused her red-hued companion to take her little paw.

The rabbit droids were only ever produced in pairs. They were in tune with one another, and as always, seemed to ever support whatever it was that their other half was up to. The words did not flow from any mouthpiece, but a speaker, beneath his chin. “Don’t worry. One day. She’ll change her mind when she can see how good we can do.”

Leo hated it when Bella looked sad. The already broody and vaguely ill-mannered droid despised when anything bothered his Ninety. She seemed to cheer back up a little, and he nodded his head, extremely stubborn and marched off toward the Archives. They would do this task for the Mistress and she would see how adept they could be. Leo was also in charge of monitoring the ongoing of chatter from the communication lines that depicted the battle had begun in the Ghost Nebula. Srina Talon could not be there, however, she preferred that they know what was happening.

The red-hued droid understood. There was nothing he liked better than data, adding to their knowledge banks, so it made sense that organics would want the same thing. Especially, due to their limited capacity.

BNI-Bella moved through the stacks, looking for the correct shelf, before realizing they couldn’t reach it on their own. “Why is everything so high?”

“It was made for giants.”

“Definitely giants.”

With that, they went about and searched for a lift. Oddly enough, picking up little things on the way. This place held more than just old records. There were all sorts of things if one knew where to look.

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It did not take too long for the petulant man-child before them to complete the order. The pair would be graced with the din of machinery churning cream to make the beverage, as well as the distinct aroma of fresh chocolate. When it was all said and done, Darth Metus closed the tome with a satisfying thwack within his hand and fished inside his pocket. Credits were exchanged - including a tip for he was not a total savage - and the Sith set about balancing a cup of hot chocolate and two books.

Only by the grace of the gods did he not trip over himself, the ground, or the two bunnies which went zipping by. Srina had taken quite a liking to those pair of troublemakers - to the point where they got away with murder in the Well. At times, they would simply play harmless little games were irksome, but innocent. At others, they were stuffing chicken stock cubes into the shower head, filling donuts with mayonnaise, or putting chili powder inside the hand soap. If those little buggers belonged to anyone else under the sun, they would have been scrapped faster than they could beep.

But.

Whenever the Sith reached for the nearest blunt object, [member="Srina Talon"] would always come to their rescue. With her patented sigh and hand upon his chest, she would present flawless logic that they were completely harmless. And that they made her happy. And that he wouldn't want to hit her happiness with a crowbar. Right? Riiight? As the cherry on top, she'd stun her Master with a peck on the cheek before snatching whatever weapon of ass destruction he clutched. This repeated frequently. Like, every other day.

He squinted as the little karkers went by, but slid into the seat in front of his Apprentice. "I give it ten minutes before those little chits pull the fire alarm. No, you know what? Five. Five minutes and you're soaked." Despite all the sugar in his mug, the only flavor on the Sith's tongue was salt. Once situated, however, he flipped open the latest tome and began to thumb through. The records were...less than encouraging. Every single entry bearing the name Vi'dreya had a death date. Every single one.

@Anastasis Vi'dreya, [member="Srina Talon"]
 

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