The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Kad Tor]

Let's make like woodpeckers and tap tap tap

 

[Darth Odium]

Wanna Dot Dot Dot?

 

[Slot 2]

Are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers... *throws up on shoes*

 

[Jsc]

Hello Operator? Talk dirty to me baby...

 

[Amz]

"I love watching you eat."

 

[CHANI]

Excuse me do I have anything on my pants *turns around*

 

[Freynk Porkins]

Nice tooth

 

[Slot 2]

If my heart wasn't so busy pumping blood, I'd give it to you.

 

[Andras Garon]

Nice pants; I can see myself in em.

 

[Thurion Heavenshield]

I like sand.

 

[Josh Dragovalor]

Would you like to take a Magicarpet ride?

 

[Slot 2]

The minute I saw you, I peed a little...

 

[Other Space Kaiden]

Before you ask, no...that isn't a banana in my pocket

 

[Malok]

If I follow you home and bark like a puppy, will you rub my tummy?

 

[Kung Seilois]

*Pull out the wallet* "How much?"

Here is $30 dollars. Drink till I start looking better.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you are a 9 because I am the 1 you need. (You are going to need to use your fingers for the numbers... otherwise it won't make sense to them.)

Also, from my hero Johnny Bravo, if she says she has a boyfriend, "You look like the kinda girl that could use two."

 

[Tandrea]

Oh honey, of course those jeans make you look fat! I'll help you take them off, because that's just the kind of guy I am...

 

[sabrina]

actual one used (no it did not work)
Him: here`s my coat tick luv
me: eh?
him: can you get my coat for me, while your at it.
me: while I am at what?
him: while you are getting your`s, cos you pulled.
Me: took ticket(as it was real ticket) and gave it to boy friend at time, he found it amusing as well.

 

[Zayani Brin]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see....

 

[Kung Seilois]

Hey... wanna go halfsies on a bastard?

 

[Malok]

@Kung Seilois, I can't karking breathe dude. I'm dying. XDDDDDDDD

*clears throat*

Would you like to teach an old dog a new trick?