The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Ventasia Terana]

FYI, this one was actually used on me...sadly.

*Drops cell phone on bar top in front of me and smiles* "So, wanna call a cab? Or should we just forget about making it to my place and just head out back?"

.....Have I ever mentioned I hate people?..

 

[Antoir Setrrin]

FYI, this one was actually used on me...sadly.

*Drops cell phone on bar top in front of me and smiles* "So, wanna call a cab? Or should we just forget about making it to my place and just head out back?"

.....Have I ever mentioned I hate people?..

I suck at flirting and even I can do better than that~
Don't even need caffeine to top that idiocy~

 

[EmKay]

Hi.

 

[Neema]

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

 

[HK-36]

Why won't we find a nice anvil and bang for a while? After all, it's better to pound that hard rod while things are still hot.

 

[CHANI]

is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? oh..oh its wrench

 

[Darth Carnifex]

"Did you fall straight from heaven, girl? Cause your face is fethed up!"

I suck at this.

 

[Zion Krayt]

Do you know what would look good on you?

Me.

 

[CHANI]

Do I have something on my skirt?

 

[Kohai Drenn]

"I don't like sand. It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere."

 

[Robb Killian]

Uhh....hey baby.

 

[Judah Lesan Jr.]

*waves his hand* You want to go out with me...

 

[Olom Grihk]

"You ever replicate DNA in a non-linear fashion? Would you like to try?"

 

[Darth Armyss]

I've got a million credits burning a hole in my pocket and no idea what to spend it on. Care to give me any ideas? (Actually, under the right circumstances that might be the best pickup line ever)

 

[Arabella Darkhold]

I just broke out, can I buy you a drink?

 

[Darth Armyss]

You know, you remind me of one of my ex-girlfriends...oh, you are one of my exes. Nevermind.

 

[Yetari Sellix]

I've been stalking and compiling data on you for such a long time that I know for a fact I can accurately make you happy.

 

[Nolan Detta]

You think Chewbacca was hairy? Wait until you see MY wookie.

 

[Sheff Zee]

'How about I force levitate you into my bed.'

 

[Hal Terrano]

Grab your coat, I've got a gun.