The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Sheff Zee]

You're like a gun, so how about I hold 'X' to pick you up?

 

[Jsc]

*Chewbacca Roar*

"...Let the wookiee win."

 

[Cross Ikon]

"I'll trade you a gun for your number."

 

[Jsc]

"Hello human. Did you know I am proficient in over 1 million forms of intimacy?"

 

[Cross Ikon]

"I speak french.... Maybe your mouth would like to feel the effects."

 

[Jsc]

I know this hot little cave on Dagobah...

 

[Vulpesen]

Here comes the smolder!

 

[Jsc]

You don't know the power of my dark side. Join me and together we will rule this bar as hottie and man.

...Don't make me implore you.

 

[Cross Ikon]

This probably counts as the absolute worst:

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[Finnegan]

Too easy.

"Come with me if you want to live."

 

[Nyxie]

"We'll bang, okay."

Points if you get the reference.

 

[Finnegan]

"Wow, that was good. Now hand me my gun cleaning kit, would ya'?"

 

[Noamd]

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Smosh?

 

[Nyxie]

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Gamer Poop

 

[Noamd]

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I found it on Smosh 'games in real life 3' or so... 3/4 points

 

[Vulpesen]

*sniffs* You smell better when you're awake...

 

[Cross Ikon]

So, can I fire up the gun now?

 

[Noamd]

*In a batman voice* I'm batman you wanna know my secret Identity?

 

[Dread]

Baby I'm going to give you more carpet burns than Vader has.

 

[Ellie Mors]

I am going to rock your world rougher than a force storm!