Badass Bookworm
@[member="Caid Centurion"] @[member="Vexander Graves"] @[member="Aronis Vilgar"] @Je'daii
The story, despite the rather dramatic name, begun in a classroom in the Jedi Temple on Tython. The Jedi, after all, did teach their students after all, even if said students seemed to forget most of it.
However, this tutorial was different, because Jedi Master Phylis Alince was giving the lecture. Amongst her many talents, brevity and concisely staying to a script was not among them.
“Welcome, all of you to this, hmm, tutorial. Before we begin, I would like to dispel a persistent rumour which seems influenced by holo-vids. That is, we do not fight gun battles with arch-villains whilst searching for arcane treasure using a map marked with the letter X. The process of archaeology and research is one of patience, care and detail. Any of you here because you wish to fight ancient monsters and discover terrible artefacts of power, you had best leave now.”
So far, Phylis was shaping up to give the world’s best ever dramatically ironic speech ever. All that she would need to mention is lava pits and it would be perfect. And…spoilers…they’ll be a lava pit.
“Now, with that done, I am organising an expedition to the remote world of Perugia. There we will be uncovering some old ruins from the days of The Old Republic. Any Jedi who wish to come along and learn more about my field is welcome to come, whilst any Padawans in my class will have to come along as your exams will be based on our experiences. Now, any questions?”
The story, despite the rather dramatic name, begun in a classroom in the Jedi Temple on Tython. The Jedi, after all, did teach their students after all, even if said students seemed to forget most of it.
However, this tutorial was different, because Jedi Master Phylis Alince was giving the lecture. Amongst her many talents, brevity and concisely staying to a script was not among them.
“Welcome, all of you to this, hmm, tutorial. Before we begin, I would like to dispel a persistent rumour which seems influenced by holo-vids. That is, we do not fight gun battles with arch-villains whilst searching for arcane treasure using a map marked with the letter X. The process of archaeology and research is one of patience, care and detail. Any of you here because you wish to fight ancient monsters and discover terrible artefacts of power, you had best leave now.”
So far, Phylis was shaping up to give the world’s best ever dramatically ironic speech ever. All that she would need to mention is lava pits and it would be perfect. And…spoilers…they’ll be a lava pit.
“Now, with that done, I am organising an expedition to the remote world of Perugia. There we will be uncovering some old ruins from the days of The Old Republic. Any Jedi who wish to come along and learn more about my field is welcome to come, whilst any Padawans in my class will have to come along as your exams will be based on our experiences. Now, any questions?”