Contest [WINNERS] Best Butt Contest 2021

[Yula Perl]

In 40+ responses, over 50 butts were tallied. Characters were sorted into tiers based on the number of votes they received, please forward all bribes to my PO box. If your name is up here and you're not cool with that, shoot me a dm. Congrats to the winners, I think!

Tier 1: Romi Jade Valery Noble Yula Perl

Tier 2: Jerec Asyr Matsu Ike Dagon Kaze Hanna Ike Srina Talon Allyson Locke Iris Arani

Tier 3: Amea Virou Gerwald Lechner Gorba the Hutt A'Runda Gat Tambor Darth Mori

Tier ̶̝̔̓͝ ̵̳̀̐̊̓̏ ̵̢̖̯̺̪́̌̄̌͜ ̶̨̢̝̭̣̻̤̻̎͌̐̏͐͗͝ ̸̫̑̇̾͑̾̐̽ ̶͍̝̭̯̣͔̬̞̍̒ ̷̢͍͕̭͉̫̠̺͆̾̚ ̴̡̛̲̖̺̞̘̥͗̏̉̕ ̶̭̱̟͌̂͆̀͜ ̵̥͙̉̈́͂́̋͂̽̽ ̸̨̠̟͓̯̹̫̃ͅ ̸̨̧̘̫̂ ̵͚͙̗̯̻̞̇͆͛ ̶̢͉̙̽̓̒̎͝ ̷̝̫̓̎: Cotan Sar'andor
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Honorable Mentions: Celeste Rigel Caltin Vanagor Lucien Dooku Kal Tathra Khaeus Christine Dellard Briana Sal-Soren Runi Verin Darth Carnifex Laertia Io Akemi Io Thorne Xan Deesa Voltroo Ghorua the Shark IK-0N Velok Brokentusk Arcturus Dinn Ars Vami Reave Noelle Varanin Alessandra Io Eleena Salwa Asaaj En Kelsani Cotan Sar'andor Aerarii Tithe Kingsley Gunnr Zambrano Ahani Najwa-Zambrano Fajyk Vasrell Maple Harte Chrysa Vanagor (Just) Duncan Definitely Not Tefka

Onto the bribes, most of which were appropriate:
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• Smut
• You are my light, my fire, my everything. May the trash be boundless and your garbage juices eternal.
• Snacks and extra lab coats
• One free box of timtams
• A picture of a Zeltron that looks sort of like Yula engaging in shoplifting. Might be intended as blackmail?
• Trash for the trash queen, rubbish for the rubbish throne
• Link to Catholic churches near me
• Dollars
• Wiggles
• Cookies x2
• About 25,000 UCs total transferred to my account
• No bribery needed, just look at that phat ass. (Note: On a vote for Gorba the Hutt)
• No x3
• I'm scared of bees
• 50 credits and a Drovian hug?
• Give my votes top priority or I'll kill Santa Claus!
• Sending you my E-kisses
• 5000,000 UC credits and droid companion
• I'm gonna write a gigolo and make passes at very serious characters
• Threads
• Gibs gorbage
• The sweetest of blueberries
• You smut a zef char already u have no integrity as is put Gat Tambor as winner ok? Ok (Note: This person also voted for a Zef character)
• A chocolate planet
• You're the best!
• Various declarations of love
• A dozen cat memes, a lifetime supply of snickerdoodles, and a factory dev thread of 100 posts written in the third person from the perspective of a random NPC and authored entirely in iambic pentameter.

Congratulations to all of the partassipants! ​

 

[Jax Thio]

Where's Jax? Obviously rigged!

 

[Arcturus Dinn]

Wait, wait, wait

Who the feth put Arcturus' name into this despicable lot?!

 

[Lawq Vasrell]

Someone DIDN'T listen to Fajyk's advice... Moron. Congrats to Gorba, by the way!

 

[Vesta]

Darth Mori

 

[Cal Halcard]

Justice for Jerec, being in tier 2 with dat ass is a tragedy

 

[Darth Metus]

Gerwald Lechner Allyson Locke Srina Talon

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[Srina Talon]

Oml I'm dead

 

[Romi Jade]

Oop-

 

[Iris Arani]

 

[Jerec Asyr]

I'm gonna write a gigolo and make passes at very serious characters

This bribe was me.

In unrelated news, I'm deeply pleased that my butt warranted a tier two finish.

 

[Jerec Asyr]

Allyson Locke Srina Talon
By popular vote, my butt is equivalent to yours.


Cotan Sar'andor Caltin Vanagor Noelle Varanin
By popular vote, my butt is superior to yours.


I just felt you all needed to know that.

 

[Ishani Dinn]

Wait, wait, wait

Who the feth put Arcturus' name into this despicable lot?!

"Eh. That ass is worth it."

 

[Cotan Sar'andor]

Wait, we did this again and I missed it?

Allyson Locke Srina Talon
By popular vote, my butt is equivalent to yours.


Cotan Sar'andor Caltin Vanagor Noelle Varanin
By popular vote, my butt is superior to yours.


I just felt you all needed to know that.

"By popular vote"

I know how you like to bribe people.

I also thought I was disqualified from the vote this year for being in last year's anyways. Weird.

 

[Cotan Sar'andor]

Butt, despite not even knowing this was happening, I still got an honorable mention. Nice.

 

[Arcturus Dinn]

Ishani Dinn

boo

hiss

:')

 

[Allyson Locke]

By popular vote, my butt is equivalent to yours.

You know. I'm okay with this - I am surprised you were tier 2 my friend, for your bottom is out of this world.

 

[Caulder Dune]

and a factory dev thread of 100 posts written in the third person from the perspective of a random NPC and authored entirely in iambic pentameter.

It's unfortunate that the passage of time has rendered this bribe completely useless, but I would've taken it out of nostalgia

 

[Cotan Sar'andor]

Yula Perl I'll send you a boat load of pictures of my new puppy if you retroactively give me my own separate tier just for shits and giggles.

 

[Yula Perl]

Yula Perl I'll send you a boat load of pictures of my new puppy if you retroactively give me my own separate tier just for shits and giggles.

Deliver the goods and we'll see.