Sing the Universe Song
Garos
Zila City
The sea drifted across Kanta Tukka’s paws, which patted and splish-splashed at the shore. It wasn’t the Great Wavily-Wave, or the Smooth Up-there Sea the Moon, Sun and Choristers-that-Stopped swam on, but for the limbed coconut with the shell on his head, it felt enough like Noasis.
Like home.
And like home, the Other Creature’s Wavily-wavey-splishy-splashy big blue wet thing was cool on his hind paws. It would do. His coconut armour held a diagonal strap, which Kanta pulled on, a small lyre flipping out from under his fashionable shell hat. He began to strum, as all Akalenedat’ike did endlessly, his feet keeping time puttering along the shallow splishy-splashy wobblede-ground.
“Oy, there! Mascot, back in formation you fethin’ coconut, we’ve got work to do!” One of the pirates kicked at the dirt, producing a thin box he brushed off and blew at. Inside the box, something which beeped.
“Cheers, eh? Mand’alor h’Infernal’s still in h’city. Let’s get this going, eh? Our client paid bundles t’start this war.”
“Oy! Someone stop him singing!”
“Why? I quite liked that one, it had rhythm.”
“Where’s [member="Pandora"], she knows how to deal with you fethin’ mooks. Mooks, all of you.”
“Fethin’ coconut…” The pirate grumbled, as Kanta Tukka played another strain on his lyre, then yanked on the cord, which sent it veering back under his fashionable conch shell hat. The sentient coconut rushed along with his pirate gang, eager as any to bask the ankles and knees of these ‘metal coconuts’ and the ‘sparkly jedi’ they were supposed to be warring against.
War was beyond him, yet what was not was thus:
They were about to cause a ruckus, and someone named ‘Mand’alor’ was being betrayed by a duplicitous trader, who happened to know the round-bellied woman was in Zila City.
Kanta knew. Kanta saw her, tall as a building with a bump where air should be around the middle. Kanta was a good Akalenedat’ike, who told the pirates exactly where he’d seen her, and where he’d seen the security checkpoints, and what the bank managers punched into their vaults, where the Silver Jedi boom booms were, and how the Jedi got them out of their cases and many more things the dancing coconut sang on a daily basis.
The initial bombing would begin almost simultaneously, concussive pressure causing the wibbley-wobbly by Kanta's feet to jitter and splash. Kanta rushed away from the water and climbed up Angus, sitting on his shoulder.
Across Garos, strategic positions began to explode, using weapons and charges stolen from the Silver Jedi.
[member="Jyoti Nooran"] [member="Stephanie Swail"] [member="Valae Kitra"] [member="Valkren Calderon"] [member="Pandora"]
Zila City
“When falsehood can look so like the truth, who can assure themselves of certain happiness?”
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, Frankenstein

The sea drifted across Kanta Tukka’s paws, which patted and splish-splashed at the shore. It wasn’t the Great Wavily-Wave, or the Smooth Up-there Sea the Moon, Sun and Choristers-that-Stopped swam on, but for the limbed coconut with the shell on his head, it felt enough like Noasis.
Like home.
And like home, the Other Creature’s Wavily-wavey-splishy-splashy big blue wet thing was cool on his hind paws. It would do. His coconut armour held a diagonal strap, which Kanta pulled on, a small lyre flipping out from under his fashionable shell hat. He began to strum, as all Akalenedat’ike did endlessly, his feet keeping time puttering along the shallow splishy-splashy wobblede-ground.
“My lyre strums a silly nonny-nonny
for the Mandos and shiny jedi sonnies
Break their bones and shoot and stab each other
Them shinies and them slavies us a’smother…”
“Oy, there! Mascot, back in formation you fethin’ coconut, we’ve got work to do!” One of the pirates kicked at the dirt, producing a thin box he brushed off and blew at. Inside the box, something which beeped.
“Cheers, eh? Mand’alor h’Infernal’s still in h’city. Let’s get this going, eh? Our client paid bundles t’start this war.”
“Cheers, oh cheers and lullies
to the client who paid
Us pirate lovey-lies
To start a war-“
“Oy! Someone stop him singing!”
“Why? I quite liked that one, it had rhythm.”
“Where’s [member="Pandora"], she knows how to deal with you fethin’ mooks. Mooks, all of you.”
“Mooks, mooks, forsooth I’m surrounded by mooks.”
“Fethin’ coconut…” The pirate grumbled, as Kanta Tukka played another strain on his lyre, then yanked on the cord, which sent it veering back under his fashionable conch shell hat. The sentient coconut rushed along with his pirate gang, eager as any to bask the ankles and knees of these ‘metal coconuts’ and the ‘sparkly jedi’ they were supposed to be warring against.
War was beyond him, yet what was not was thus:
They were about to cause a ruckus, and someone named ‘Mand’alor’ was being betrayed by a duplicitous trader, who happened to know the round-bellied woman was in Zila City.
Kanta knew. Kanta saw her, tall as a building with a bump where air should be around the middle. Kanta was a good Akalenedat’ike, who told the pirates exactly where he’d seen her, and where he’d seen the security checkpoints, and what the bank managers punched into their vaults, where the Silver Jedi boom booms were, and how the Jedi got them out of their cases and many more things the dancing coconut sang on a daily basis.
The initial bombing would begin almost simultaneously, concussive pressure causing the wibbley-wobbly by Kanta's feet to jitter and splash. Kanta rushed away from the water and climbed up Angus, sitting on his shoulder.
Across Garos, strategic positions began to explode, using weapons and charges stolen from the Silver Jedi.

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