What attracts you? [IC]

[Sarge Potteiger]

You wouldn't even know I have a beard.

 

[Airal Thamne]

anyone that excites me, and doesn't mind my drinking habits.. or my hobby of having a personal armory of all the latest and greatest guns. I like having someone that makes life exciting, and treats me like the catch I am.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

Sarge, if you need some help. I can always spike Akodya's drink. The out come last time was nothing short of sublime.
Just saying.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Someone did that once... to @[member="Thessa Kai"]

It did not turn out well.

 

[Tormax Tryte]

@[member="Akodya Mune"] i think we should get married then.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Whoa, back off Red. All of the Odettes are totally mine

 

[Akodya Mune]

@[member="Astrian Callus"]
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare.
DON'T YOU DARE.
I can't hold my liquor anyway, you know that.

@[member="Arvis Syphex"]
But I don't even know your name yet! *gasp*

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

If you were doing it right, @[member="Akodya Mune"], you'd know that you don't hold your alcohol.

It holds you.

 

[Tormax Tryte]

@[member="Akodya Mune"]
i thought we agreed to call each other by our faction's name??

 

[Akodya Mune]

@[member="Arvis Syphex"]
That we did, Sith.

 

[Tormax Tryte]

@[member="Akodya Mune"]

Jidai

 

[Akodya Mune]

O OH GAWD THAT
GAVE ME A FRIGHT
I CHOKED ON MY BREAKFAST WINE

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

@[member="Arvis Syphex"]

Das rasist


WHO HAS WINE FOR BREAKFAST?!?!

 

[Tormax Tryte]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"]

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/watermelon.gif

 

[Akodya Mune]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"]

not racist
I WAS NOT EXPECTING AN IMAGE
and fancy pirates do.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

There's so much wrong with that it's not even funny, @[member="Arvis Syphex"].

You aren't a fancy pirate @[member="Akodya Mune"]

 

[Akodya Mune]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"] YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME SIR

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

I KNOW YOU ARENT A FANCY PIRATE, MADAME, BECAUSE THERE IS

NO.

SUCH.

THING.

 

[Tormax Tryte]

@[member="Sarge Potteiger"]

how is this then?
http://www.terrorcow.com/tc/sites/default/files/images/gif/melon.gif

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

How bored are you?