The worst case scenario game

[Kalyn Tal'verda]

The game is simple, first you post a worst case scenario for the situation above you, and then, you create a situation, it can be as mundane as making toast, to as complex as having to disarm a nuclear bomb. And get creative with your worst case scenarios, and they can be anything you want (that makes sense in the context of the situation)

my situation is: You are using your laptop in a starbucks, because you are writing a story for an esteemed newspaper.

 

[Darth Ophidia]

But then your sleeper-cell spy-training is triggered by a tumblr post and you decide to suicide-bomb by hacking into a nuclear launch code and target your laptop.

You just woke up and are reaching for the alarm...

 

[Eralam]

You thought it was Sunday, but it was really Monday.

You get a cup of coffee at a truck stop on a long cross country trip.

 

[Darth Ophidia]

The coffee turned out to be acid of the highly corrosive kind. You drink it all down.

You open your closet door to get your outfit of the day.

 

[Eralam]

A serial killer has murdered all of your family save one, and turned their skins into clothing. You must select an outfit to wear as you go about your day, acting as though nothing is wrong, or your most beloved will be murdered.

You log into Chaos.

 

[Antoir Setrrin]

It turns out that all of us are actually alts of Cira. When you discover this, she realizes that you are are potential threat, and decides to eliminate you. Obviously it does not go well for you.

My situation: You find a one-hundred dollar bill laying on the street.

 

[Kei Amadis]

The bill turns out to be the first of a rain of counterfeit currency, which you duplicate happily and easily, for a short time making everyone a millionaire until a loaf of bred costs more than ten 100 dollar bills combined, the worlds economy crashes so badly that people invade each other for resources, we reach defcon 1 and a nuclear winter is soon upon us. The 100 dollar bill survives but you can only spend it at a thrift store buying radioactive glasses of water at 50 dollars a go, which only leaves you enough for two, but you have three kids to feed. You have to choose, leaving one out, who then goes on a murderous rampage looking for water, becoming the next warlord and ruling over the remains of the earth with an iron first using your family name.


A leaf blows into your doorway.

 

[Gherron Dragovalor]

The leaf is actually a serial killer in disguise. You die a horrible death.

You are changing a lightbulb.

 

[The Noble Scoundrel]

And it takes 10 blondes to screw it in.

Your dog takes you for a walk.

[member="Gherron Vael"]

 

[Kalyn Tal'verda]

Then you remember that 6 years ago, dogs took over the world, and humans became the pets, you walk through town to see the dog statues, and pet groomers, and the dog library, it is a terrible existence.

Situation: You buy a muffin, at a bakery known for their delicious muffins.

(btw 50th post )

 

[Zoltan Rarsk]

Turns out it's been laced with LSD, and the entire place is busted by the DEA. You're arrested with the owners.

You enter a gas station and buy some deluxe beef jerky...

 

[Bad Luck Brian]

You discover it is laced with the zombie virus. As it is the first stages you take long, grosume time to turn. however, since you are the first you still retain contiousness. You witness the world turn around yountil Darrel Dixon is the only man left alive. Close to vicotry, you attempt to make him turn, only to die. How do I know? It happened to me before. I'm bad luck Brian.

You go to read the news paper....

 

[The Noble Scoundrel]

And goddamned Bad Luck Brian lost your only issue.

You find out that the Star Wars universe is actually real...

[member="Bad Luck Brian"]

 

[Switch]

...and when you find a reflective surface, you realize that you're Jar Jar Binks.


You receive a phone call from your high school sweetheart...

 

[Syren]

He/She had to tell you that she/he was getting the band back together and that you should totally be the groupie.

A guy walks into a bar...

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

Do I need to add anything I mean that by it's self is a worse case scenario
He turns out to be a demon in disguise and is here to steal the lives of everyone there... including you



You get told you won the lottery and you receive...

 

[Skylar Ichor]

Nothing it was a scam and the next day you are kidnapped and sold into slavery.




You're looking up random YouTube videos..

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

and you waste away watching random cat videos then pulled back to reality as a spider and you are crushed by a shoe, you are again pulled back to reality as a spider this time you were eating by another spider, this incarnation you are crushed by a newspaper, in this incarnation you live out your life as a spider peacefully and finally travel to the next world... As a spider


You walking down the road when suddenly...

 

[Eralam]

You hear banjos.

You have been granted one wish.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

But the Magical Entity™ granting the wish takes everything extremely literally, so you manage to bone yourself royally.

You hear a noise during the night and turn on your bedroom light only to discover...