The worst case scenario game

[Lorieth Faeryn]

And you win

You finally get accepted to college

 

[Akio Diachi]

But upon the point of graduation, all of those who have attended higher education are criminals, shoot on sight is deemed appropriate. You spend your life not only in debt and jobless, your running for your life. (Though really I can't see how this is different from reality......)

You get accepted by the care bears to be a member.....

 

[Alatar Istari]

then they hit you with a Killer Care Bear Stare and eat your remains. All this is filmed and your family is mocked for the rest of eternity.

You go to the grocery store and..

 

[Kalyn Tal'verda]

You are mugged for your twinkies the second you leave, that was the last box of twinkies that will ever be made for the rest of history.

You go to feed the ducks

 

[Ibby]

But the ducks turn out to be hipster politicians, who alternate between talking to you about boring hipster politics and running in the presidential elections. Because hipster politician ducks find the word "quack" too mainstream, they instead use alternate noises when speaking, causing great confusion for the voting populace as nobody is quite sure if they're really hipster politician ducks, or if that's even a thing. The hipster politician ducks win the election by a landslide, and immediately begin to crush all opposition and things deemed "mainstream". Poverty hits, gangs become prolific, and all of the bread has been stolen by these diabolical ducks.

All because you decided to feed them. Good job.


Situation: You make a paper airplane.

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

The wind blew it away

You leave your house without eating breakfast and you don't have any other food....

 

[Darth Ophidia]

You get hit by a food-truck and live just long enough to see the sandwiches rain down upon your mangled corpse before the darkness swallows you up.


You just finished cleaning your house.

 

[Sibar Laval]

Only to have it destroyed by the nuclear blast of WWIII

You find the girl of your dreams

 

[Malok]

But you're related.

You win a dream vacation!

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

But it was a dream

You are elected ruler of a nearby moon

 

[Hortex]

But you have to rule from the planet it orbits, can only communicate by handwritten post, and are on the brink of war with aliens you haven't actually seen yet but have been described as "thoroughly unpleasant and very well-armed."

The love of your life knocks on your door. When you open it, they reveal that they're wearing nothing but a trench coat and ask if they can come in.

 

[Darth Ophidia]

-Right in the middle of your 7 year old brother's birthday party. They see everything. She/He/It moves away in shame and you never get to live it down.


You sit down for another relaxing night in front of the tv after a long, but exciting day at work...

 

[Malok]

Only to see an episode of Undercover Boss filmed the same day, painting you as an incompetent prick in front of thousands.

You get an exciting, new job!

 

[EmKay]

But on the first day of work, multinational terrorists hold the entire building for ransom. As their demands aren't met, they execute one hostage after another until they're viewed as a threat in need of immediate elimination at the risk of them causing greater future damage. Subsequently, your own government bombs the building, killing you and everyone else inside in a firey ball of death.

You picked a pretty flower.

 

[Kalyn Tal'verda]

Its Chuck Norris in disguise, and he has been payed to kill you.

You buy Star Wars: Battlefront....

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

But you find it to be a copout and you feel cheated out of your months pay.

 

[Ak'lya]

You didn't post a story.......

You just got out of the hospital and are fully recovered

 

[Vinskk Revamp]

When you are immediately struck by an ambulance and rushed back inside.

You find yourself on a stage in a play...

 

[Becdaua Ikon]

and you forgot your lines


You remembered to post a story this time but you forgot to...

 

[Vulpesen]

But it ends up being the death of the thread.

You revive a thread out of boredom