Invasion of Carida OOC

[Sarge Potteiger]

Batman

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Batman always wins.

 

[Ronan Dyre]

Knocking down an entire skyscraper...which probably has some civilians inside....to get at one sniper. Well no one said the Republic Military or their allies were smart. Hahahah.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Knocking down an entire skyscraper...which probably has some civilians inside....to get at one sniper. Well no one said the Republic Military or their allies were smart. Hahahah.

*Vietnam-style flashbacks to the Battle of Manaan.*

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Yes, well, relying on warships from 750 years before isn’t exactly the wisest move either, yet that’s what the One Sith are resorting to.

I’ll be sure to let the USA watch for marauding carracks and dhows up the Chesapeake Bay. Those crossbows can be nasty….

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Yes, well, relying on warships from 750 years before isn’t exactly the wisest move either, yet that’s what the One Sith are resorting to.

I’ll be sure to let the USA watch for marauding carracks and dhows up the Chesapeake Bay. Those crossbows can be nasty….

Our space canoes will wreck yours.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Darth Vornskr"] [member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]
I’ve heard the Lost Tribe of the Mongols has emerged to attack Russia again. They have dismissed claims of ‘guns’ and ‘tanks’, and are expecting victory within the month.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

[member="Darth Vornskr"] [member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]
I’ve heard the Lost Tribe of the Mongols has emerged to attack Russia again. They have dismissed claims of ‘guns’ and ‘tanks’, and are expecting victory within the month.

*Clubs and drags back to cave*

 

[Siobhan Kerrigan]

[member="Valeria Aetani"]

Reliable intelligence indicates that the Lost Aztec armada has set sail for Spain. None shall be able to resist them.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC3jD_l6q48[/youtube]

[member="Valeria Aetani"]

Possibly relevant.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Darth Vornskr"]
oh bby

*Leaves thread before people get annoyed*
<_< *Is probably too late for that*

 

[Darth Armyss]

[member="Valeria Aetani"]

In our defense, we were basically forced into fleeting for this one before we were even ready, unlike Coruscant, where the fight was more or less even.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Albrecht Tagge"]
Then maybe you shouldn’t have picked a fight with the faction with the largest fleet until you WERE ready.
I thought the whole ‘return to the shadows’ thing was supposed to be until everything was ready for the final destruction of the Jedi…

Not a ‘Uh, sorry, Darth Omnipotent, we started the invasion…aha…without a fleet. But we have got this impressive array of ancient ships we can use instead! Yeah, what luck that we found a museum with 35 star destroyers in it!’

/cynicism

 

[Aran Finn]

When I saw that you guys were using a Scythe-class, which is basically a space hammerhead shark packed to the brim with spud bazookas, I knew that this one would be over quickly.

By the by, would a decently powerful One Sith mind spawning on the planet to give Alen something to do?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

I extremely dislike invasions with objectives, so it's hard for me to want to join in.

Eventually I'll probably write up something.

Maybe.

Probably.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Nine times out of ten objectives are "duel here" beacons

Fleeting on the other hand is like playing space chess on a unicycle with four wheels stacked atop each other like gears, while a flamboyant Russian pop artist plays bad 80's music on a North Korean boombox.

 

[Ashin Varanin]

a unicycle with four wheels stacked atop each other like gears

I"LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY UNICYCLE HAS FIVE STACKED WHEELS.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Sarge Potteiger"]
Possibly preferable to the duelling method of flicking dried peas at each other until one side gets bored and dies out of sympathy.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

What a coincidence.

That seems to be how this invasion is going

 

[Tahira Solo]

[member="Rasho the Hutt"]

#hippy