Cheapshot
If you or any of yours wants to pirouette amongst the stars, the
great and glorious Nica Dakkar, the finest pilot in the galaxy (unofficial, self-proclaimed, and quite frankly unsubstantiated), is willing to
thoroughly trounce you.
If you survive, I may be willing to sign a body part of your choice... or if you don't, your coffin. I know, I'm just that nice.
Edit: I claim this page; may it stand forever as a monument to my greatness and humility.