L I B E R T Y

B A H
H U M B U G
The operation was supposedly routine.
To the immediate north of the Confederate border was a small pocket of empty space. No hyperlanes spanned it, no worlds occupied it, and there wasn't even a hint of debris. For this reason, it was promptly obtained through expanding the nation's patrol routes. And with this acquisition came the opportunity to flex the Fortressa's muscles. The mammoth pride of the Confederate Armada lumbered out of hyperspace and weighed anchor within the new territory. The mindset from the top brass was to run through the vessel's systems to ensure everything was in tip-top shape - and for a moment all was in the green. That is, until a pair of bumbling B1 droids got in the way.
B1-0201 Blu and B1-0200 Ray were tasked with checking over the Fortressa's numerous coolant systems. The job was one that even the most meager of automatons could handle, and so the onboard crews thought nothing of two seemingly capable battle droids undertaking the role. All they had to do was perform a few scans and identify any leaks. That. Was. It. Unfortunately, B1-0201 Blu thought it was taking the initiative by hand-inspecting one of the coolant hoses. What the unit failed to realize was that its metallic joints were sharp and horrendously suited for holding the material. A few moments later and the droids were shrieking as the hose burst and unleashed a storm of coolant into the air.
They retreated, determined to fix their transgression before anyone took notice. Unfortunately, their little stunt had started a wildfire. Metaphorically. (At Least for Now) What the units did not consider was their hoses ran above one of the vessel's hydroponics wards. And...the release of coolant introduced a new factor into the ward's ongoing experiment. The staff was hard at work attempting to convert leftover scraps from the dining hall above into fresh, edible vegetables. The process they devised revolved around extreme composting, coupled with a rapid-growth strain of plants provided by Kamino. Normally it would have taken days in ideal conditions for the test subjects to fully grow - but the cold threw the ward into chaos. The temperature control systems began to overcorrect, causing the staff to over-overcorrect, which caused the vegetables to...Grow. At a terrifyingly swift pace.
Thus, as B1-0201 Blu and B1-0200 Ray sprinted down the corridors, a monumental groan erupted behind them. Durasteel strained and burst under the enormous pressure of unrelenting vegetation. Green roots tore through the tiles and ripped into the walls. Up rose a trunk and branches - which easily breached the ceiling of hydroponics and stretched far into the dining hall above. Panicked cries could be heard as a section of the hall's floor was decimated by a tree! But the calamity did not stop there, as the electrical systems that were torn asunder began to spark and flame. The sole saving grace for the dining hall was that the gargantuan evergreen monstrosity ceased growing just shy of the hall's ceiling. And therefore the fire control systems were able to kick in without any hassle.
Water, for a moment, began to cascade down and swiftly quenched the flames. Followed by a light foam meant to prevent anymore from erupting into being. For a moment, there was calm as the Fortressa's passengers attempted to piece together what the kark just happened. But B1-0201 Blu and B1-0200 Ray couldn't leave well enough alone. Determined to fix their mistakes, they did not utilize any shred of common sense processing. Instead, they got the bright idea that they could simply magick away their problem. After all, there were enough Knights Obsidian and Mandragora aboard that there was certain to be a Force-shaped fix for their error, right? Thus, the two made a b-line for the Obsidian lockers and put on a rather impressive ploy. They procured a cart, boxes, and began to snatch as many pieces of equipment they could get their hands on. From holdout blasters to datacron copies to prototypes - the pair loaded their cart up.
And, when a Knight confronted them, they boldly stated Vicelord's orders and sent them on their way. After all, who would suspect two simple B1 Droids of any foul play right? Right? Thus, will ill-gotten goods in hand, the dynamic duo of dumb made one meager effort to keep their cart organized by slapping Red, Yellow, or Blue pieces of electrical tape on each. This told them what was inside, but to any passerby it looked like a crate of parcels at this point. With haste in their servos, the droids quickly wheeled their cart up into the dining hall...and immediately fell subject to physics. The foam which had fallen upon the ground could be weathered by the average boot, but flat, durasteel feet? They slipped, hard. Together the two tumbled in near unison whilst the cart flew out of their grasp, hurtling past the downed tables and smack dab into the trunk of the tree.
The ill-gotten gains went everywhere at the base of the tree, and it was at this point that the dynamic duo got one good idea - make like a tree and leave. They scampered off as quickly as they could, leaving the dining hall in absolute disarray.
Or...was it?
From a certain angle, the monstrous evergreen looked like a Life Day tree, covered in snow. Complete with presents strewn about the base. The dining hall droids had not stopped serving their light brunch either, which featured cookies and hot chocolate at the far end of the line. Thus, as the droids that had common sense began to arrive on scene, one of the "victims" picked up a "present." And with a bemused look upon his face, the sable-skinned man removed the tape and peered inside. "A new pair of boots. Just what I needed." the Vicelord's words were punctuated with a chuckle - and that was just the response the dining hall needed to relax. The emergency was past, crews above and below were working to remedy the damage.
And life was too short not to take a free gift when they literally came out of nowhere. Merry Life Day to All, and to All a Free Gift!
O B J E C T I V E S

The Fortressa’s Dining Hall has gone from relatively quiet to bustling with activity. The pinnacle of absurdity has literally burst up from the floor, and Life Day cheer seems to be spreading like wildfire. Grab a present, a mug of cocoa (or two) and revel in the good company of your comrades! At the end of the thread, your presents will be revealed!

Though the spirit of Life Day is sweeping through the Fortressa, problems are still afoot. For the objective minded, getting to the bottom of the spontaneous tree incident is paramount. Find out who, or what, is responsible for the mess in the Dining Hall - and do your best to make sure the damage doesn’t repeat itself!

The Fortressa is open to you - build your stories as you see fit!
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