The Worst Pickup Lines Ever

[Gregory Gray]

Bravely going where no man has ever gone before.

 

[Ginnie Dib]

"I'm the crossing to your railway line baby"

 

[Avenix Wulfsorrow]

So how has your brother been?

 

[Vora Kaar]

Do you mind if I touch it? no I mean your mole.

 

[Judah Lesan]

I like your sleeves... they're big

 

[Jsc]

I'd be the ham in your lazy sandwich

 

[Maka Sumoto]

You're clearly an angel, so let's get biblical.

 

[Nefertari Sovint]

If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips next to mine.

 

[Ibby]

 

[Urrossk]

You smell delicious

 

[Daella Apparine]

 

[Alatar Istari]

Somebody get me a glass, 'cause I just found me a tall drink o' water!

I'm loco, and you're my motive.

 

[Nefertari Sovint]

You know how much a polar bear weighs?...Enough to break the ice!

Will you be the chocolate in my milk?

 

[Alatar Istari]

Are you 3.14? 'Cause your as sweet as pi!

 

[Judah Lesan]

Was your dad a baker because you got some hot buns!

 

[Deio and Dahlia Leafwalker]

Am I burning cause you are on fire!

 

[Judah Lesan]

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... cuz you're an angel

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

"Would you kark me? I'd kark me."

 

[sabrina]

Get your coat luv, you pulled
If I told you had beautiful bod, would you hold it against me?

Actually used

 

[Robyn Hall]

You have nice breasts for a man.