Sam gave a smug nod to so many visitors in beskargam. This was going to be an easy job with so many professionals. Nice!
Dressed in dark expensive clothing, fur trimmed boots, and a light weight silver fox fur vest, Samatharis looked a bit too cosmopolitan for a warrior. However the lightsaber she wore on her belt told the rest of the story. The brunette stepped forward and shook
Shai Maji
hand with a light greeting,
"Heya. Right on time. ...I'm Sam. This is Monday. Welcome to Karn."
Then Aloy and her giant companion arrived with a warm hello. Two beautiful speeder bikes in tow.
"BABY!?" Monday dropped her spanner with a gasp.
"Oh uh..." Sam pursed her lips.
"Aloy! OMG! Baby!"
"Sorry." Sam shrugged to Shai,
"They're just friends. It's a long story. Don't ask."
Then. Just as quickly as Sam could dismiss it. Monday gleefully jumped up and down with joy. After all.
Aloy Vizsla
, the red-headed sexy-love of Monday's whole life, had just returned. ...Well. Let me rephrase. When I say 'love', I mean...
"Omg! I missed you! Yippee!"
Monday jumped into Aloy's arms.
Almost dropping the poor Alor's helmet in the process. Causing Sam to just slap a palm over her face. Monday's gleeful appearance was such an embarrassment some times. Oh bother. Pull it together Moxxi. Jeb'us.
"Omg! Did you miss me!? I super-honky-tonk missed you Red! Like, omg. Why didn't you call? I would have washed! Fo'realz'sies."
"Monday. Please. We have guests? Remember?"
"Omng. Shut it Sammy' baby. Can't you see I'm swooning! I'm swooning here!"
Monday was indeed doing her best 'swooning' in Aloy's arms. It was kinda heavy. And sad. Derp.
"Yeah. Great. ...Anyway. Heya Red. Welcome back." Sam stepped forward and gave a nod to Aloy and her tall companion,
Kranak Vizsla
,
"Sup. Looking good big guy. Like that sword."
"Omg! Sam. Don't be such a stiff!" Monday peeled away from Aloy and bounced up and down. The poor blonde was clearly, just, a bit insane. She picked up her giant spanner wrench and waved it at the sky,
"Ahem. Speech time! Welcome Mando peoples! I am Miss Monday Moxxi. Warlord of Karn and the greatest wasteland mechanic of all time!"
"It's, Miss Moxxi Monday." Sam whispered.
"You got it backwards again Mon."
"SHUT UP SAMMY BABY! ...The Goddess is talking. Ahem. Now. Where was I?" Monday clapped back.
"Right. Sry." Sam rolled her eyes.
"Anyway... As I said. I'm Miss Moxxi. The great Miss Moxxi Monday for short. Warlord of Karn and the best mechanic. Ever. Don't you forget it."
"Um. Monday." Sam pointed back to the newcomers. There was a another gal just arriving.
Morgayne Muirgheal
via side saddle,
"We've got more people coming."
"The frell!? MORE people!?" Monday gasped.
Sam and Monday both waited until the newest beskar wearing mermaid lass pulled up to the party. Sam gave her a salute.
"Heya. Welcome to Karn. I'm Sam. This is Shai, Aloy, that's tall guy, and that there is..."
"Hi! I'm Monday! Omg! Are you a fish!? Fetchin' frell mate!? Bite my arse and call me a donkey! That's amazing! I want to pinch you! Squeee!"
Sam slapped a palm over her face again. Oh gods. There she goes again. Force save us.
"Moxxi... Please. Decorum. She's in full armor. Ugh. ...Hi. Sorry about her. She's..."
"I fetchin', LOVE HER! Omg! Aloy baby look! She's adorable. Omg. I wanna hug. Can I have a hug?"
Monday's eyes were practically watering with love and affection for Morgayne. Her bottom lip wouldn't stop quivering for a hug. Even if she was adorned like a bad-ass warrior and driving a custom bike to boot. Poor gal.
"Anyway." Sam gave a wave to everyone now present. While Monday fawned over Morgayne, it appeared the Jedi would have to do the morning briefing.
"Welcome all. Thanks for coming. We've got a few more people arriving in just a few minutes. So we'll go ever the mission briefing in just a few minutes. Until then. Feel free to gas up at the pumps or get a bite to eat at the Shop N'Go. The junk droid who works the counter is friendly enough."
Meanwhile,
Monday was busy poking a finger at Kranak's full arsenal of supplies. Curious as a baby.
"...Ooo. Are you a medic? Do you have any bacta? I love, love, to drink bacta smoothies. So tasty."
Sam just ignored the colorful blonde's mindless comments and continued.
"So yeah. we'll fill you in on the monsters and pricing in just a moment. There are digi-maps over in the store if you fancy landscaping the terrain and all that. Weather looks clear and hot for the rest of the day. Monday? How's our bandit report coming?"
The bubbly blonde poked up her head from behind Aloy's speeder,
"They're dead! I killed dumb Baron Bloodhound just last weekend. Fluckin' fooly fart-tard. Rammed a rusty spear, right through his eye! Hahaha! Oh, Sam. You should seen it. It was beautiful. Beau'tif'ful. Awww. My finest murder spree yet!"
"Right... Gross. Eww." Sam nodded with distaste.
"Anyway. So I guess that means we won't have too many bandit raids to worry about. Succession usually means the bandits will be fighting one another for the Baron crown for a little while. So we should be free to hunt the badlands today. No problem."
Monday leaned over Aloy's speeder bike like a slippery snake and started to draw circles on the seat with her fingers,
"...Ooo. Is this where Red parks her cute bahooty when she rides. Mmm. Bootyyy... Hehe... Mmmm..."
"Moxxi. Hey. No daydreaming about Red's butt. Focus. Focus." Sam snapped her fingers lightly.
"Urrrrgh. ...Fine." The blonde slithered off Aloy's seat. Much depressed.
"Anyway. Okay people. Just a few more newcomers and we'll start the brief and then we'll turn you loose on the badlands for some hunting. Again! Thanks for coming. I think everybody will make a pretty penny today with plenty of money to go around. Nice!"
Sam clasped her hands together and adjourned introductions. They all had a moment to explore the garage, refuel, re-ammo, and get a lay of the land. Meanwhile. I'm sure Sam would be available for questions while Monday tried to swiggly-swooty up to Aloy again for a quick spot on her 'Smexy girlfriends' list. Pfft. Ugh. Man?
I guess some things never change?
Sheesh.