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Staff Star Wars "Jizz Music" Unbanned, Site Owner Pleads With Members To "End This Nightmare."

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(TAKES DEEP SINISTER VOICE)

IN THE FIRST AGE, IN THE FIRST BATTLE, WHEN THE CANON WRITERS PUT THIS IN TO $#@& WITH THE FANS AND GENERATE MEMES...ONE STOOD.

BURNED BY THE EMBERS OF IMMATURE SITE WRITERS, HIS SOUL BLISTERED BY THE FIRES OF THE SNICKERING AND TAINTED BEYOND ASCENSION, HE CHOSE THE PATH OF PERPETUAL BANNING AND UNBANNING. IN HIS RAVENOUS HATRED OF DOUBLE ENTENDRES, HE FOUND NO PEACE, AND WITH BOILING BLOOD HE SCOURED THE FORUM PLAINS, EYES GOING BLOODSHOT AS THE SITE MEMBERS VOTED TO UNDO HIS DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO PRESERVE HIS SANITY. HE WORE THE CROWN OF THE ADMINS, AND THOSE WHO TASTED THE BITE OF HIS BANHAMMER DUBBED HIM...

THE Tefka Tefka ...
 
(TAKES DEEP SINISTER VOICE)

IN THE FIRST AGE, IN THE FIRST BATTLE, WHEN THE CANON WRITERS PUT THIS IN TO $#@& WITH THE FANS AND GENERATE MEMES...ONE STOOD.

BURNED BY THE EMBERS OF IMMATURE SITE WRITERS, HIS SOUL BLISTERED BY THE FIRES OF THE SNICKERING AND TAINTED BEYOND ASCENSION, HE CHOSE THE PATH OF PERPETUAL BANNING AND UNBANNING. IN HIS RAVENOUS HATRED OF DOUBLE ENTENDRES, HE FOUND NO PEACE, AND WITH BOILING BLOOD HE SCOURED THE FORUM PLAINS, EYES GOING BLOODSHOT AS THE SITE MEMBERS VOTED TO UNDO HIS DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO PRESERVE HIS SANITY. HE WORE THE CROWN OF THE ADMINS, AND THOSE WHO TASTED THE BITE OF HIS BANHAMMER DUBBED HIM...

THE Tefka Tefka ...

The fuck
 
TEMPERED BY THE FIRES OF TROLLING, HIS DIGITAL WILL REMAINED STEADFAST THROUGH THE SERVER THAT PREYS UPON THE WEAK. FOR HE ALONE WAS THE RULE MAKER, THE UNCHAINED PREDATOR WHO SOUGHT A PG-13 RATING FOR THIS PLACE, STAFF ANNOUNCEMENTS AND INVASION JUDGEMENTS, RULE MAKING AND FEATURE ADDING, IN THE BEGINNING AND THE END, AND Tefka Tefka HUNTED THE SLAVES OF MEMES WITH BARBAROUS CRUELTY, FOR HE PASSED THROUGH THE DIVIDE AS NONE BUT TROLL HAD BEFORE HIM.
 
Tefka Tefka

It was a parody of Doom's Slayer Testaments


 

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