Rusty
Purveyor of Fine Weaponry
This took way longer than expected, but finally, we can get the auction for Love and Kindness going. In case you're curious, Love and Kindess are a brace of unique dueling pistols, and they come as a set.
They might look like harmless antiques, but they're not only constructed with phrik, which makes them viable as melee weapons in the age of the omnipresent lightsaber, they're also disruptor pistols with an extreme damage rating. In other words, these puppies pack a punch that'll make even the most OP Force Users think twice about trying to tank a shot from them.
And they can be yours for the low, low price of...roasting the person above you.
This is a posting game as old as forums. The base rules are simple: hit the person that posted last with your best insult. That's all you have to do. Easy, right?
Not so fast. There are some mean shet talkers on Chaos, and a fair few of them are going to be gunning for the top prize. You're going to have to bring your A-game.
In the interest of heading off a riot, I'm going to tack on a few more rules.
They might look like harmless antiques, but they're not only constructed with phrik, which makes them viable as melee weapons in the age of the omnipresent lightsaber, they're also disruptor pistols with an extreme damage rating. In other words, these puppies pack a punch that'll make even the most OP Force Users think twice about trying to tank a shot from them.
And they can be yours for the low, low price of...roasting the person above you.
This is a posting game as old as forums. The base rules are simple: hit the person that posted last with your best insult. That's all you have to do. Easy, right?
Not so fast. There are some mean shet talkers on Chaos, and a fair few of them are going to be gunning for the top prize. You're going to have to bring your A-game.
In the interest of heading off a riot, I'm going to tack on a few more rules.
- Keep it IC. A little meta is fine (I mean, you can't reasonably expect to have met everyone you're trying to roast IC), but OOC insults are out of the question.
- Keep it fun. This is not the place to air your grievances with people. By entering, you're agreeing to get insulted, so if you can't take a joke, don't bother. If you try to get personal or start taking things too seriously, I'll DQ you so fast your head will spin. Additionally, keep it within the site rules. Nothing overly sexual or graphically violent.
- Limit five entries per person. If you want to keep going after that because you're having fun that's fine, but number your entries, because only the first 5 will count.
- The auction will end at 1800 EST on Sunday, February 18th.
- There's no minimum or maximum word count, but if you're going to write a novel, you had best make it worth the read. Also, keep track of who posted last. It would suck to put in a lot of effort and then end up getting beaten to the punch by a one-liner.