r/Roast the Person Above You

[Kurayami Bloodborn]

[member="Ella Nova"]

You must know from being an avid watcher. Either that or you are just a regular on those channels and need a new partner, given all the others refuse to work with someone so unsatisfyingly dull.

 

[Luca Donskoi]

[member='Kurayami Bloodborn']

Your mother is a bigger man than you are

 

[Kurayami Bloodborn]

[member="Alden Akaran"]

That was a roast? Please, I get more burned walking into the sun for 30 seconds than listening to or reading your inane drivel. To say it was uninspired is an insult to all brain dead individuals.

 

[Darth Ayra]

[member="Kurayami Bloodborn"]

You look like an autist played polymerization during a scuffed game of Yu Gi Oh and fused together you, the Predator and an Xenomorph on crack. The end product was you with an attack level of 0, defense level of 0, and the only special effect that you were given was the ability to give others autism simply by looking at your bad posts here on Chaos.

 

[Kurayami Bloodborn]

[member="Ella Nova"]

Cute. This coming from someone who can't do anything that isn't an insult to the intellect of non-sentient beings everywhere. I'm surprised you are still alive after how many times your leaps of logic have failed spectacularly.
Gotta say you might want to refresh your memory on what a bad post entails, just take a look at any of the posts you have made. It's hard to find one that doesn't fail on every definable level, or that doesn't need updated definitions to fully encompass the level of idiocy they represent. Congratulations.

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

[member="Kurayami Bloodborn"]

Ya mama so poor she can't afford a free sample....

Boom. Mic Drop.

 

[Kurayami Bloodborn]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

Eh. At least I don't drop the mic when roasting, 'Coked up Generic Popstar/ Actress Knockoff #573589.'

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

[member="Kurayami Bloodborn"]

Wow...that hurt. It hit me right in my gut. That'll be the first and last time you're ever told that.

 

[Malok]

You the kind of person who puts "foreign chick" in their Spacebook bio but is from the most suberb, middle class area known to man.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

[member="Darth Metus"]

You were interested in Mia. BOOM get rekt

oh wait​

 

[Malok]

[member="Tathra Khaeus"]

At least I won't die alone, can't say the same for you <3

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

[member="Darth Metus"]


I didn't know your flaps of fat had become sentient. Go you.

 

[Malok]

[member="Tathra Khaeus"]

Even your imaginary friends leave you behind, how sad

 

[Kyber]

Just because you made a recently popular roast thread doesn't make you a good faction owner

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

[member="Kyber"] oh look, another HK. How inventive you are.

[member="Darth Metus"]

I'd rather be alone than literally be the high school musical of chaos factions

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

[member="Tathra Khaeus"]

You are clueless. So clueless that if we stripped you naked, dipped you in clue musk, and then threw you in a field of horny clues, you would still come out clueless.

 

[Darth Bellum]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

I want you to read what you just wrote, and then go back and read it again and then come back with a roast that actually makes sense.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

[member="Kor Vexen"]

You're just irrelevant.

 

[Luca Donskoi]

[member='Tathra Khaeus']

It's a shame you can't Photoshop your personality

 

[Judah Lesan]

At least he has a personality... yours is about as present as a black hole...