When life hands you lemons, go ahead and get some vodka to make a drink.
Aculia wished she had been witty enough to think of that quote first, but nonetheless it applied to her life. Years she had spent trying to do something good with the Elysium Empire. Risked her life to fight the Maw and their delusional psychopathy, made countless sacrifices, and in the end, the thing that ended the dream was just sheer human nature. A little skirting one’s duty here, a little what harm could taking a few credits do there, and before anyone realizes what is happening, the whole thing simply falls apart.
And Rex, Lori, and all the other nobles get to go back to their mansions and palaces as if nothing happened, while the rest of us who tried to make something of ourselves and so some good are just thrown to the wind.
Aculia let out a long, deep sigh, sipping on the cocktail in the hairdressing salon in Iziz soon after and closing her eyes as the stylist carefully combed her long, silvery hair.
At least I managed to get something for most of my men, and for those who had nowhere to return to, well, we have the Zephyr now. I had wanted to take a look at doing that job for the Queen, but it looks like we arrived too late. And maybe it would not have mattered if we did anyway.
She glanced at the memorial holoscreen on the wall in front of her, showcasing a smiling picture of the dead monarch. From what she had heard, her face probably had a very different expression when she met her end, given the rumors that had been circulating. Maybe it was a good thing after all they had arrived too late to take her job-after all, dead people usually do not end up paying their bills. And royal successors almost never did in monarchies, a ruler’s debts tended to die with them.
Still, I should show up and observe the new monarch, whoever they may be. They were usually more free with their money in these early days, to shore up support and also to deal with any lingering opposition to their rule. I have heard rumors about those cultists and the wild barbarians, but unless they're willing to pay to remove them, it’s not my problem. I do not do charity work anymore.
Aculia opened her light blue eyes and looked down at her holocommunicator. She had carefully had one of her
Black Arguses slip in from orbit undetected into the atmosphere a fair distance above the city, thanks to the former Eternal Empire’s stealth technology, where it was to simply watch and observe anything of interest, while the
Zephyr itself stayed in proper, legal orbit above the planet. It never hurt to be careful. At any rate, her men had detected nothing concerning yet around the city or its walls, and she was not about to put in the work to hunt down this new government’s enemies without pay.
Soon enough, the hairdresser-and her own drink-were finished, and she found herself meandering her way through the stone streets of the city towards the palace, her gold-black robes sweeping against the ground as she did so. People seemed relatively cheerful, all things considered, at the crowning of the new king, and it did not look like there were a ton of people particularly sad about the death of the old Queen. Maybe she was not as beloved as the propaganda made her out to be.
Upon reaching the gates of the royal palace, she tried to blend in with the retinue of the delegations ahead of her, making small talk as she did so, though made no particular effort to conceal herself. It was unlikely that she, a mere mercenary captain now, would be allowed in normally when things were the most interesting, so she was hoping that she could either slip by as a sycophant to some noble, or slip the guard a credit chit to not ask too many questions.
--------------------------------------------Failed to infiltrate through charismatic blending in or bribery--------------------------------------------------------
(-1 to charisma due to stats, actual roll:9, needed roll: 10 check failed!)
It had been going so well, she had slipped in behind some minor Onderonian noblewoman whose rank she could only guess at, keeping her head down low, until she just happened to look up at someone coughing-and inadervently made eye contact with one of the royal guards at the checkpoint. Who, due to failing to protect the Queen not long ago and likely missing a paycheck as a result, decided today was the day to actually do his job instead of sitting there looking prim and proper like most of them did. She saw him beckoning her to come over as he briskly made his way away from his post towards her , and she cursed under her breath. Bribery did not look like an option with this one.
“Spast! I should have known it would not be this easy to get in, so soon after the Queen's death!"
Hurrying away from the guard as fast as she could, deftly moving through the crowd as he shouted at her to stop, she quickly ducked into a nearby alleyway outside of the palace, winding through it and exiting onto the main street, then ducking into another a ways further down. Glancing back, she could see Mr. Employee of the Month exiting the first alleyway, but, upon seeing his quarry gone, turned around and went back to his post.
There goes getting in the normal way.
She let out another hefty sigh. She would have to sneak her way in, then, either over the walls, through an unguarded door, or through the sewers. She hoped there was some vulnerability in the former, she did not particularly relish having to pick the latter option, and might just decide the whole thing was not worth it if that was the case.
Why couldn’t I have been born nobility? I could just go and sit in my palace and watch holoshows while delegating everything to my underlings like Rex and Lori are doing now without a care in the world. Imagine actually having to work for a living. The horror!