MAD CHATS!

[Cryax Bane]

[8:43:24 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): CRC is still planning stuff though
[8:43:37 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): when people are finally back
[8:44:27 PM] Ryan: Well, I got no business on Coruscant now, so do yo thang.
[8:44:57 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): heh
[8:45:08 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): cryax just captured a slave at the tourist center
[8:45:12 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): so he's still criming
[8:45:32 PM] Ryan: A tourist center on Coruscant?
[8:45:46 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): yeah, it's a literal tourism center
[8:45:50 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): where you don't leave
[8:45:55 PM] Ryan: Unless it's a Techno Union national
[8:46:00 PM] Ryan: Not My Problem™
[8:46:22 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): heheheh
[8:46:24 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): yep
[8:46:32 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): it has cheerful brochures
[8:46:43 PM] Laura (Sage, Cryax): Cryax wears a vest with flair on it
[8:46:58 PM] Ryan: As if the human trafficking wasn't evil enough.
[8:47:01 PM] Ryan: Had to bring flair into it.

 

[Laguz Vald]

[1:14:38] Transkalpic Elder God: link me
[1:14:51] Strop.: sure
[1:14:53] Sexy Scot: His profile or the species?
[1:14:58] Transkalpic Elder God: species, bby
[1:15:05] The Owl // Kaman: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Maelibus
[1:15:07] Sexy Scot: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Maelibus
[1:15:09] Strop.: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Maelibus
[1:15:11] Strop.: DAMN IT
[1:15:11] Strop.: BEAT ME
[1:15:14] Strop.: ;-;

[member="Anja Aj'Rou"]: last, but not least?

 

[Boethiah]

[6:24:06 PM] Louise the Accuser of House Simpson, Countess of Snootyville: WE POSTED AT 5 SECONDS, 7 AND 9
[6:24:09 PM] Louise the Accuser of House Simpson, Countess of Snootyville: EVEN NUMBAHS
[6:24:11 PM] Justine: I look adorable with a beard
[6:24:15 PM] Justine: Those
[6:24:21 PM] Justine: Are odd numbers >_>
[6:24:22 PM] Cait's Boy Toy: ^
[6:24:36 PM] Cait's Boy Toy: Whelp. Sorry, Louise, looks like you're out of the mathletes.

 

[Kiber Dorn]

GOSH DARN IT.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[10:54:00 PM] Louise: But look at these puppy dog eyes
[10:54:00 PM] Louise: https://assets.rbl.ms/1545117/980x.jpg
[10:54:18 PM] Trent: that dog looks abused
[10:54:30 PM] Anna (Fabula): That's its survival strategy.
[10:54:35 PM] The Grand Poobah (Tef): that cog looks amused
[10:54:49 PM] Louise: that fog looks bemused
[10:55:09 PM] The Grand Poobah (Tef): that bog looks enthused
[10:55:27 PM] Trent: the nog looks accused
[10:55:28 PM] Spenser: "Y-You said bring you a squirrel.... S-so I got you a squirrel..."
[10:55:30 PM] Anna (Fabula): that log looks perused
[10:55:35 PM] Spenser: "This is a squirrel, right?"
[10:55:56 PM] The Grand Poobah (Tef): dat frog looks confused
[10:56:13 PM] Louise: that log's been excused
[10:56:21 PM] The Grand Poobah (Tef): ANNA USED LOG
[10:56:23 PM] The Grand Poobah (Tef): YOU LOSE
[10:56:26 PM] The Grand Poobah (Tef): EVERYONE LAUGH AT LOIS
[10:56:27 PM] Louise: WELL
[10:56:31 PM] Louise: CLOSING STATEMENT
[10:56:35 PM] Louise: This joke's overused.
[10:56:41 PM] Louise: STYLE RHYMES.
[10:56:44 PM] Louise: REDEEMED

 

[Setzi Lunelle]

Oscar and I came up with a new idea for Chaos:

[5:11:49 PM] Oscar: Kana is now on a kill list
[5:11:52 PM] Oscar: ...
[5:11:54 PM] Oscar: YAY!
[5:13:02 PM] Leslie: What is a kill list?
[5:13:07 PM] Leslie: Like a bounty?
[5:13:09 PM] Oscar: I mean that as in
[5:13:13 PM] Oscar: He wants to kill her now
[5:13:14 PM] Oscar: YAY!
[5:13:19 PM] Leslie: Hee hee
[5:13:24 PM] Leslie: It's good to have a nemesis
[5:13:57 PM] Leslie: Setzi needs a new nemesis now that she's shacked up with the old one.
[5:14:09 PM] Oscar: Sena doesn't have one yet
[5:14:14 PM] Oscar: I should find her one
[5:14:32 PM] Oscar: And
[5:14:34 PM] Leslie: Sometimes I see people LFG or RP and I think "Do they have nemesis potential?"
[5:14:41 PM] Leslie: But no luck yet in a replacement
[5:14:55 PM] Oscar: I think it's kind of a reverse to romance
[5:14:59 PM] Oscar: It happens best naturally
[5:15:15 PM] Leslie: Wait, I think we need a holodating site but for nemesis's
[5:15:24 PM] Leslie: Enemy.com
[5:15:30 PM] Oscar: "HateMeet.net"
[5:16:02 PM] Leslie: or Hatemate.com
[5:17:01 PM] Leslie: Hatemate.com: Meet the person you will want to destroy for the rest of your life
[5:17:11 PM] Oscar: "Or die trying"
[5:17:38 PM] Oscar: "Money back if your hate buddy dies within thirty days."

 

[Juwiela Melec]

[9:44:39 PM] Svenchilada: I should make a guy named Buster.
[9:44:49 PM] Svenchilada: He was killed by the Sith's shield raising.
[9:45:13 PM] Svenchilada: He took care of ten kids in an orphanage, just he and his wife.
[9:45:14 PM] Tristen (Keira/Juwiela): Do it. We can have our own benefit and everything.
[9:45:27 PM] Svenchilada: Dave & Buster's benefit concerts.
[9:45:40 PM] Tristen (Keira/Juwiela): Don't forget the part where he ran an animal shelter too.
[9:45:44 PM] Svenchilada: Yes
[9:45:55 PM] Svenchilada: And he had just bought his first car.
[9:46:13 PM] Aaron W: He was a good man
[9:46:14 PM] Aaron W: No wait
[9:46:37 PM] Aaron W: Do it so like there was a family of trained dancing ewoks on the ship as well
[9:46:43 PM] Aaron W: They were a traveling band
[9:46:47 PM] Svenchilada: ROFL
[9:46:56 PM] Aaron W: And were mercilessly gunned down by the Sith
[9:47:03 PM | Edited 9:47:09 PM] Aaron W: They had just been signed too
[9:47:21 PM] Svenchilada: "And that was the day all the orphans signed up for the Rebellion."
[9:47:34 PM] Aaron W: Little Nup Chub had just gotten over his drinking problem and got back together with his wife
[9:47:42 PM] Aaron W: Who was also on the ship
[9:47:53 PM] Aaron W: Who was pregnant
[9:47:57 PM] Svenchilada: LOL
[9:48:01 PM] Aaron W: With quadruplets
[9:48:30 PM] Svenchilada: Yibbie Yubbie had just completed his Weight Watchers program and was about to go home and make up with his wife who had just called off the divorce.
[9:49:06 PM] Aaron W: xD
[9:49:09 PM] Aaron W: But no
[9:49:14 PM] Aaron W: They were killed
[9:49:24 PM] Aaron W: Ending their bright fuzzy futures
[9:49:26 PM] Tristen (Keira/Juwiela): This is the stuff we need to put in Mad Chats. All of this.

[member="Oddball"], [member="Sannika Brynn"]

 

[Beowoof]

[3:27:32 PM] Sventennial Man: STILL AT LARGE
[3:28:11 PM] Tristen (Keira/Juwiela): Everyone wants to claim Juwiela's bounty until they realize they can't fly. Sad times.
[3:29:04 PM] Sventennial Man: Juwiela Melec - Rogue Squadron Leader
Aliases: Gambit, Sharps
Bounty: c1,200,000
Identifiers: Blindfold
Often heard saying, "Go kark yourself."
[3:29:31 PM] Tristen (Keira/Juwiela): Accurate.

 

[Juwiela Melec]

[9:32:11 PM] Ryan Gauwitz: I want to be the very best
[9:32:16 PM] Aaron W: Nn
[9:32:17 PM] Ryan Gauwitz: like no one ever was
[9:32:18 PM] Aaron W: No
[9:32:20 PM] Aaron W: No
[9:32:21 PM] Ryan Gauwitz: To...
[9:32:23 PM] Josh M: Yo soy de Compton.
[9:32:26 PM] Ryan Gauwitz: What, Aaron?
[9:32:45 PM] Aaron W: Commin straight outta Coruscant
[9:33:13 PM] Aaron W: Crazy mutha ***** named Odd-Ball
[9:33:31 PM] Ryan Gauwitz: To catch them
[9:33:35 PM] Ryan Gauwitz: Is my real test
[9:33:42 PM] Aaron W: .....
[9:33:54 PM] Ryan Gauwitz: To let them run free is my cause?
[9:33:58 PM] Ryan Gauwitz: Rebels.
[9:34:08 PM] Ryan Gauwitz: Standing against imperial rule.

[member="Oddball"], [member="Matthew Mar'Tin"]

 

[Aithne Charr]

[12:30:57 AM] Suzette (Maya, Seanna...): we heard your voice Scotty
[12:31:31 AM] Scotty T: It was my evil twon
[12:31:34 AM] Scotty T: Twin
[12:31:47 AM | Edited 12:31:48 AM] Solan Charr, Your friendly neighborhood Pyromaniac: Your evil twin sounds female
[12:31:54 AM] Scotty T: That was my gf
[12:31:58 AM] Solan Charr, Your friendly neighborhood Pyromaniac: Ahhh
[12:32:05 AM] Suzette (Maya, Seanna...): aww lol
[12:32:06 AM] Scotty T: And yes she is evil
[12:32:08 AM] Solan Charr, Your friendly neighborhood Pyromaniac: So your evil twin is also wincest
[12:32:09 AM] Solan Charr, Your friendly neighborhood Pyromaniac: I see
[12:32:11 AM] Scotty T: (devil)
[12:32:21 AM] Scotty T: No wincest
[12:32:22 AM] Solan Charr, Your friendly neighborhood Pyromaniac: Scotty is partaking in wincest
[12:32:23 AM] Scotty T: Gross
[12:32:27 AM] Solan Charr, Your friendly neighborhood Pyromaniac: Its confirmed
[12:32:34 AM] Scotty T: Nuh uh
[12:32:45 AM] Solan Charr, Your friendly neighborhood Pyromaniac: Mad Chat confirmed
[12:32:49 AM] Scotty T: Haha

 

[Vrag]

[20:21:58] Kainina: With each new company absorbed
[20:22:06] Altmeister: The bust gets bigger?
[20:22:07] Kainina: Danger's bust size grows.
[20:22:10] Kainina:
[20:22:18] Kainina: Mind Meld.
[20:22:21] Altmeister: <3

[member="Darth Vornskr"] knows [member="Danger Arceneau"]'s darkest secrets.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[10:14:29 PM] *** The Pope pulls the longship over for the flashing blue lights and starts rummaging around for his registration. ***
[10:17:33 PM] Smitty-sempai: Sir, do you realize how barbaric you were going tonight?
[10:18:22 PM] Smitty-sempai: The Saxon limit here is thirty five, and I'm counting at least four dozen men in that ship.
[10:30:34 PM] The Pope: I want to respond to that
[10:30:37 PM] The Pope: I really do
[10:30:45 PM] The Pope: But goddamn I'm laughing too hard
[10:38:12 PM] Smitty-sempai: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the ship.
[10:38:31 PM] Smitty-sempai: Keep your axe and shield where I can see them.
[10:38:58 PM] Petal (Tegaea Alcori): Watch where you're swinging that oar.
[10:39:15 PM] Anna (Fabula): Sir, please leave your horned helmet at the checkpoint. We can offer more historically-accurate alternatives.
[10:39:40 PM] The Pope: Hey, hey, hey, my helmet is not horned
[10:40:18 PM] The Pope: Though why I have a nose guard and no nose is beyond me
[10:40:21 PM] Anna (Fabula): It appears your raiding license is expired. When was the last time you took your General Pillaging Exam, sir?
[10:40:49 PM] The Pope: Oh, that one is from Denmark.
[10:40:56 PM] *** The Pope hands Swedish license over ***
[10:42:10 PM] Petal (Tegaea Alcori): I'm sorry, sir, I'm noticing pagan imagery here, we can't let you raid unless you provide a Thor or Woden certificate of looting.
[10:43:22 PM] *** The Pope rummages through pockets, pulls out raven who spits out hammer embroidered parchment ***
[10:46:13 PM] Smitty-sempai: Sir, this is a Roman Catholic zone. Fines are doubled for heathen imagery. I'm afraid we're going to have to write you a ticket and ask that you take your worship underground until metal heads revitalize it in a couple thousand years.

[member="Popo"] [member="Aleidis Zrgaat"] [member="Valiens Nantaris"]

 

[Jak Sandrow]

It's stuff like this that make me want skype.

 

[Netherworld]

[23:48:18] Transkalpic Elder God: i love
[23:48:19] Transkalpic Elder God: bread
[23:48:32] POSTITUTE: Me tookok
[23:48:35] POSTITUTE: Tooo
[23:48:37] POSTITUTE: Yoo
[23:48:38] POSTITUTE: Too
[23:48:43] POSTITUTE: WHAT THE KARK
[23:48:47] POSTITUTE: PHONE STOP


Beautiful.

 

[Ellie Mors]

[8/26/2015 4:17:43 AM] Lisette (Lily/Braith/Me): You should totes make grenades made of polymers to hold this stuff tho.
[8/26/2015 4:17:54 AM] Lisette: Chuck it behind enemy lines and watch people melt.
[8/26/2015 4:18:13 AM] Stay Puft (Draco): Add something to make it gel-like with a mild explosive for dispersal
[8/26/2015 4:18:17 AM] Stay Puft: or aerosol
[8/26/2015 4:18:26 AM] Lisette: Aerosol would work.
[8/26/2015 4:18:28 AM] Stay Puft: chuck it like a smoke grenade
[8/26/2015 4:18:28 AM] Lisette: I think.
[8/26/2015 4:18:35 AM] Lisette: Would be explosive and corrosive.
[8/26/2015 4:18:44 AM] Stay Puft: Would be karking terrifying
[8/26/2015 4:18:53 AM] *** Lisette tents fingers. ***
[8/26/2015 4:19:01 AM] Stay Puft: This is like the worst idea ever
[8/26/2015 4:19:07 AM] Lisette: This is the best idea.
[8/26/2015 4:19:25 AM] Stay Puft: not if you are the poor mando who gets melted into a puddle

 

[Vrag]

[22:19:11] Chiss Ascender: Miad (heart)
[22:19:20] Chiss Ascender: feel free to use those droids that ryan made for us
[22:19:33] Russian Kark Machine 4.0: Miad has a phobia against droids
[22:19:36] Russian Kark Machine 4.0: they make her skin crawl
[22:19:46] Chiss Ascender: feel free to not use those droids that ryan made for us


[member="Sage Bane"] and [member="Darth Carach"] fangirling over [member="Gerion Ardik"]'s droids... or are they?

 

[Caulder Dune]

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Russian Kark Machine 4.0

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I have no further comments.

 

[Setzi Lunelle]

[3:06:51 PM] Leslie (Setzi): You should have seen
[3:06:56 PM] Leslie (Setzi): The joke that Mads played on me
[3:08:00 PM] Oscar: What did he do?
[3:08:03 PM] Leslie (Setzi): I was looking at Google Earth
[3:08:15 PM] Leslie (Setzi): And asked him where in Oslo he lived
[3:08:22 PM] Leslie (Setzi): So he gave me an address
[3:08:31 PM] Leslie (Setzi): And I innocently type it in
[3:08:46 PM] Leslie (Setzi): And it goes to the Royal Palace
[3:08:51 PM] Oscar: haaaaah
[3:08:59 PM] Oscar: He wasn't joking though
[3:09:12 PM] Leslie (Setzi): It just caught me off guard lol
[3:09:30 PM] Mads (Pyrrhus): (Picture of Norwegian Prince)
[3:09:35 PM] Mads (Pyrrhus): Here's a picture of me
[3:09:39 PM] Leslie (Setzi): Then I am Defintely coming to visit!!!
[3:10:18 PM] Leslie (Setzi): You are handsome - much older than a student I would have guessed
[3:10:57 PM] Mads (Pyrrhus): Yeah, it's been moving forward pretty slowly
[3:11:03 PM] Mads (Pyrrhus): Preparing to rule a kingdom and all
[3:11:25 PM] Leslie (Setzi): I can imagine
[3:11:31 PM] Oscar: So this is my place
[3:11:33 PM] Oscar: (Picture of Swedish Palace)
[3:11:46 PM] Oscar: Unique humor, don't steal
[3:12:03 PM] Mads (Pyrrhus): XD
[3:12:12 PM] Oscar: I'm...
[3:12:17 PM] Oscar: Also royalty...
[3:12:31 PM] Oscar: This is me
[3:12:32 PM] Oscar: (Picture of Swedish Prince)
[3:12:39 PM] Oscar: I am the Swedish Prince
[3:12:42 PM] Oscar: It is my greatest secret
[3:13:07 PM] Mads (Pyrrhus): No
[3:13:09 PM] *** Leslie (Setzi) changes chat room name to "Leslie's Royal Scandi Hoard ***
[3:13:18 PM] Mads (Pyrrhus): You do not get to have the best looking prince
[3:13:21 PM] Mads (Pyrrhus): Plot to kill

 

[Strider Garon]

[10:14:50 PM] Carla: Thankfully no one has made a move on Kay.
[10:14:56 PM] Ryan(Strider/Garvan): night is young
[10:15:03 PM] Ryan(Strider/Garvan): and you haven't met strider yet
[10:15:24 PM] Ryan(Strider/Garvan): you will learn of the legends behind the nick name "The Hound of Keldab"
[10:15:42 PM] *** Carla raises a brow ***
[10:16:18 PM] Carla: Oh really? I figured that was some sort of military title
[10:16:46 PM] Ryan(Strider/Garvan): bhahahahahahah

 

[Kay-Larr]

Oh you're showcasing my naiveness now?