MAD CHATS!

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

[5/15/2015 11:09:00 AM] Eyeless Jack:
Cass:
Sveneviève 1‎:‎08‎ ‎PM
Well, from what I understand, the true test of mastery is if you can teleport into a meeting and break a table.
[5/15/2015 11:09:08 AM] Cassidy: NO
[5/15/2015 11:09:13 AM] Cassidy: STAY AWAY FROM MY TABLES
[5/15/2015 11:09:15 AM] Cassidy: YOU BASTARDS
[5/15/2015 11:09:28 AM] Cassidy: I'm going to specialize in Force Imbue and IMBUE ALL MY TABLES
[5/15/2015 11:15:09 AM] Eyeless Jack: Cass, about your Force Imbued tables:
Sveneviève 1‎:‎10‎ ‎PM
LOL‏
Tell her I don't recognize that as a legit Force power, so she can save herself the trouble since I'll just ignore it.
[5/15/2015 11:17:15 AM] Cassidy:AND I AM MAKING ALL MY TABLES BESKAR
[5/15/2015 11:17:33 AM] Cassidy: FORCE IMBUED BESKAR
[5/15/2015 11:17:48 AM] Justine: you're odd
[5/15/2015 11:18:10 AM] Cassidy: I take my tables so seriously. sprsrs
[5/15/2015 11:18:40 AM] Andrew Ryan: just
[5/15/2015 11:18:42 AM] Andrew Ryan: ask me to alchemize
[5/15/2015 11:18:44 AM] Andrew Ryan: your table
[5/15/2015 11:19:01 AM] Cassidy: I can't I don't know you you jerk
[5/15/2015 11:19:22 AM] Andrew Ryan: WELL MAYBE
[5/15/2015 11:19:24 AM] Andrew Ryan: YOU SHOULD CHANGE THAT
[5/15/2015 11:19:25 AM] Andrew Ryan: SHEESH
[5/15/2015 11:19:27 AM] Cassidy: I only know Khaleel and since I neither want my tables shot nor violated
[5/15/2015 11:20:30 AM] Cassidy: BESKAR, FORCE IMBUED, ALCHEMIZED TABLES.
[5/15/2015 11:20:34 AM] Cassidy: TAKE THAT WORLD
[5/15/2015 11:20:42 AM] Andrew Ryan: shatterpunch
[5/15/2015 11:20:58 AM] Cassidy: WIth Taozin bits.
[5/15/2015 11:21:00 AM] Justine: id
[5/15/2015 11:21:00 AM] Eyeless Jack: Sveneviève 1‎:‎19‎ ‎PM
*Sveneviève flies in with a Nevermore.*
Besk-what?
[5/15/2015 11:21:02 AM] Justine: just throw it out hte window
[5/15/2015 11:21:11 AM] Justine: but htat's just me
[5/15/2015 11:21:48 AM] Andrew Ryan: I would
[5/15/2015 11:21:50 AM] Cassidy: TELL SVEN I WILL FIND HIM AND I WILL END HIM
[5/15/2015 11:21:50 AM] Andrew Ryan: mentalize the table
[5/15/2015 11:21:54 AM] Andrew Ryan: and convince it that it doesn't exist
[5/15/2015 11:22:00 AM] Andrew Ryan: then watch how it disappears
[5/15/2015 11:22:04 AM] Cassidy: DO NOT MIND GAME MY TABLES!
[5/15/2015 11:22:12 AM] Andrew Ryan: I WILL MAKE IT YOUR ENEMY
[5/15/2015 11:22:28 AM] Cassidy: NO! MY TABLES LOVE ME AND I LOVE THEM!
[5/15/2015 11:22:33 AM] Cassidy: DON'T YOU JUDGE US
[5/15/2015 11:23:09 AM] Eyeless Jack: Sveneviève 1‎:‎22‎ ‎PM
Change of plans: Rogues are going on search and destroy missions for Cassidy's tables of mass destruction.
[5/15/2015 11:25:04 AM] Cassidy: THATS IT!
[5/15/2015 11:25:26 AM] Cassidy: REBEL ALLIANCE AND REPUBLIC ARE BOTH SWITCHING TO RED IN THE ALLIANCE TRACKER!
[5/15/2015 11:25:34 AM] Cassidy: Not the dull red, the bright red
[5/15/2015 11:27:35 AM] Eyeless Jack: Sveneviève ‎1‎:‎26‎ ‎PM
ROFL‏
BRRRRRINNNGGG IIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!
[5/15/2015 11:28:18 AM] Cassidy: Game on =.=

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

[5/18/2015 8:29:06 AM] Jorj Kell (James): you know, mystery meat was always a favorite of mine in school lunches
[5/18/2015 8:29:11 AM] Jorj Kell (James): not because it was edible
[5/18/2015 8:29:38 AM] Jorj Kell (James): but because it turned lunch time, a typically boring stretch of the school day, into a detective novel
[5/18/2015 8:30:02 AM] Cassidy: Hahaha, nice
[5/18/2015 8:30:14 AM] Jorj Kell (James): what's in this? how did they make whatever this is?
[5/18/2015 8:30:26 AM] Cassidy: Inquiring young minds wanted to know!
[5/18/2015 8:30:46 AM] Jorj Kell (James): was that a bit of bologna? i think there was some beef earlier... do they make beef bologna?
[5/18/2015 8:30:51 AM] Jorj Kell (James): oh it was a great day

 

[Chiasa Kritivaas]

[1:14:04 PM] *** Logan // kills all his characters except Rook ***
[1:14:17 PM] Tando Oddball: Logan! Nu!
[1:14:46 PM] Logan //: Strongly tempted to. Strongly
[1:14:54 PM] Tando Oddball: Why?
[1:14:54 PM] Logan //: Tempted
[1:15:02 PM] Logan //: BECAUSE I AM AN ANGSTY MAN.
[1:15:10 PM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): but cyrene will be sad
[1:15:17 PM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): if you kill off cyril
[1:15:18 PM] Logan //: SOMETIMES I NEED TO LET THE IMPATIENCE OUT.
[1:15:45 PM] Logan //: Aka I kill my characters when people don't post ten times a day
[1:16:07 PM] Cassidy: HEY
[1:16:13 PM] Cassidy: NO KILLING
[1:16:14 PM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): and they are so cute together and both have names that start with "Cyr"
[1:16:25 PM] Logan //: IF I WANT TO KILL I WILL KILL
[1:16:27 PM] Cassidy: NO
[1:16:33 PM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): which will make it super cute on their wedding invitations
[1:17:00 PM] Logan //: BUT I JUST WANNA BE A GOOD LITTLE CLONE
[1:17:01 PM] Cassidy: CHOPS IS PLANNING OUT CHARACTERS WEDDING. DO YOU WANT TO DISAPPOINT HER YOU ASS?
[1:17:07 PM] Logan //: Yes.
[1:17:08 PM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): and then they can name their kid "Cyrina"
[1:17:11 PM] Cassidy: xD
[1:17:13 PM] Cassidy: Ogod
[1:17:16 PM] Cassidy: I changed my mind
[1:17:18 PM] Cassidy: Kill him
[1:17:21 PM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): LOL

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[9:09:43 AM] Jon (Ashin): and can I just say how pleased I am that nobody has noticed Jyn Odan yet?
[9:09:45 AM] Jon (Ashin): http://40.media.tumblr.com/51cfd5c56d7a9bbbcb411bfc7486b316/tumblr_nlll4zrCK81rnpi4to1_1280.png
[9:10:06 AM] *** Anna (Fabula) deep breath. ***
[9:10:09 AM] *** Anna (Fabula) does not hit on. ***
[9:10:19 AM] The Lying Dutchman: when you took her before he could
[9:10:22 AM] Jon (Ashin): [9:10 AM] Anna (Fabula):

<<< Power Top does not hit on.
bless you for your self-control
[9:10:41 AM] The Pope: [9:09 AM] Jon (Ashin): <<< http://40.media.tumblr.com/51cfd5c56d7a9bbbcb411bfc7486b316/tumblr_nlll4zrCK81rnpi4to1_1280.png
Dammit Jon. That's an awesome pic and if you keep RPing alec, I'm eventually gonna throw an alt at her lol
[9:10:47 AM] Jon (Ashin): hahhahaha

[9:11:00 AM] Anna (Fabula): I wish you'd stop making characters that I find attractive. XD
[9:11:11 AM] Jon (Ashin): see, here's the thing
[9:11:12 AM | Edited 9:11:19 AM] The Lying Dutchman: My wish coincides with Anna's wish.
[9:11:51 AM] Jon (Ashin): my 'oh, that looks cool, not oversexualized, I dig it' category overlaps significantly with your 'get me a mop for the drool' category

--

Edited out the clutter. First Ashin, then Rave, now Alec...

 

[Vrag]

she's just jelly cause she can't be escalated
[0:12:36] Facebeard: besides facepalming, it look alright?
[0:12:46] Transkalpic Elder God: yeah, it's a cool post
[0:12:54] Transkalpic Elder God: yeah, she legit can't tho
[0:12:55] Transkalpic Elder God: lol
[0:12:58] Facebeard: lol
[0:13:04] Transkalpic Elder God: "look, I cut off my arm for u!
[0:13:07] Transkalpic Elder God: oh wait.
[0:13:08] Transkalpic Elder God: it's back.
[0:13:10] Transkalpic Elder God: whoops."
[0:13:44] Facebeard: unless we came up with a biot that suppressed the regeneration, yeah
[0:14:02] Transkalpic Elder God: ayus
[0:14:09] Facebeard: does that also mean that Vrag is forever a virgin?
[0:14:11] Transkalpic Elder God: but it wouldn't be ic for vrag anyway
[0:14:12] Transkalpic Elder God: ROFL
[0:14:13] Transkalpic Elder God: OMG
[0:14:20] Transkalpic Elder God: mad.
[0:14:21] Transkalpic Elder God: chat.
[0:14:24] Facebeard: lol

The questions you never ask yourself when you make a firrerreo. <_<

 

[Fabula Caromed]

http://starwarsrp.net/topic/393-request-your-rank-titles-sub-account-name-change/page-383#entry863932

[5:14:16 PM] Anna (Fabula): ...
[5:14:21 PM] Anna (Fabula): You just pulled a me on me.
[5:14:31 PM] Smitty-sempai: Whhhhhhhooops
[5:16:04 PM] Anna (Fabula): I love how we're having our more prominent characters that actually RP change their surnames...
[5:16:12 PM] Anna (Fabula): Rather than having the minor, obscure ones do it. XD
[5:16:33 PM] Smitty-sempai: I love how I've had three of my characters married and never once a marriage thread.

 

[Tmoxin Temi]

[8:53:56 AM] Gregor Samsa: My cruelty knows no bounds.
[8:54:09 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): TRUE
[8:54:12 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): XD
[11:14:13 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): Ryan, can i make a bastard ardik too?
[11:14:22 AM] Gregor Samsa: NO ONE IS MAKING A BASTARD ARDIK
[11:14:26 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): mine is a girl
[11:14:30 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): i have a playby already
[11:14:32 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan):
[11:14:45 AM] Gregor Samsa: Pls don't.
[11:14:48 AM] Gregor Samsa:
[11:14:57 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): why not?
[11:15:09 AM] *** Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan) searches for green smiley emoticon ***
[11:15:20 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): (envy)
[11:16:12 AM] Gregor Samsa: I don't want to do that.
[11:16:33 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): i have already bonded with her
[11:17:06 AM] Gregor Samsa: (headbang)
[11:17:22 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME ITS ALL I HAVE NOW
[11:17:30 AM] Gregor Samsa: YOU HAVE MORGAN
[11:17:31 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): i'm just kidding
[11:17:32 AM] Gregor Samsa: MORGAN IS FINE
[11:17:41 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): its cool if you dont want a daughter
[11:18:10 AM] Gregor Samsa: Don't go submit a male bastard now. (envy)
[11:18:17 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): no i wouldn't
[11:18:22 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): see i asked your permission first
[11:18:27 AM] Gregor Samsa: (heart)
[11:18:39 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): because technically the writer would really have to okay a child
[11:18:49 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): considering the character would have to have done something to make that child
[11:19:02 AM] *** Gregor Samsa reports all Ardik bastards for powergaming ***
[11:19:06 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): LOLOL
[11:19:12 AM] Chops (Tmoxin/Morgan): metagaming children

 

[Lief]

[8:48:40 PM] Samuel Aten: inb4 it turns out nan is right and they actually are in the eye of a giant
[8:48:49 PM] Lobby the House Elf [Libby | Kioxes | Jyn Sol]: lolol that'd be funny
[8:49:02 PM] Samuel Aten: if I was Martin I would
[8:49:05 PM] Samuel Aten: finish the last book
[8:49:08 PM] Samuel Aten: by ruining it for everyone.
[8:49:09 PM] Samuel Aten: complete the circle.
[8:51:10 PM] Lobby the House Elf [Libby | Kioxes | Jyn Sol]: LOLSORRY
[8:51:17 PM] Lobby the House Elf [Libby | Kioxes | Jyn Sol]: EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED AFTER BRAN FELL
[8:51:22 PM] Lobby the House Elf [Libby | Kioxes | Jyn Sol]: WAS JUST IN HIS IMAGINATION
[8:51:25 PM] Samuel Aten: lol
[8:51:26 PM] Lobby the House Elf [Libby | Kioxes | Jyn Sol]: ALL OF NANS DREAMS GOT TO HIS HEAD
[8:51:43 PM] Lobby the House Elf [Libby | Kioxes | Jyn Sol]: No dragons, or wights, or white walkers, or children of the forest
[8:51:45 PM] Lobby the House Elf [Libby | Kioxes | Jyn Sol]: sorrynotsorry

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[6:06:56 PM] *** It's Rois's birthday today.
Give the gift of birthday calls to mobiles and landlines with a Skype Gift Card. ***
[6:07:10 PM] Anna (Fabula): OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET
[6:07:28 PM] Anna (Fabula): HAPPY BIRTHDAY OR SOMETHING
[6:07:44 PM] Rois: TEN HOURS OF MILK AND A GLASS OF SLEEP A DAY

 

[Boethiah]

[3:18:32 PM] Jason (Orick): How very upscale of you
[3:18:52 PM] Vedemyn: certainly
[3:18:58 PM] Vedemyn: i always am upscale
[3:19:01 PM] Vedemyn: in everything
[3:19:06 PM] Samuel Aten: Except the one place where it counts.
[3:19:08 PM] Vedemyn: (nerd)
[3:19:11 PM] Jason (Orick): Lol
[3:19:15 PM] Vedemyn: ugh
[3:19:19 PM] Vedemyn: if mine came first
[3:19:25 PM] Vedemyn: that would've gone better
[3:19:37 PM] Samuel Aten: That's what she said?
[3:19:49 PM] Jason (Orick): Perfect Sam
[3:19:58 PM] Vedemyn: wow
[3:20:02 PM] Vedemyn: ...just wow
[3:20:11 PM] Vedemyn: i don't have anything to riposte
[3:20:17 PM] Vedemyn: it's too perfect

 

[Tmoxin Temi]

[6/7/2015 9:18:03 PM] Chops (Tmoxin):this would be really pretty for something on Kamino - http://joshcalloway.deviantart.com/art/City-on-the-water-Concept-343505565
[6/7/2015 9:17:37 PM] Gregor Samsa: Hnnng.
[6/7/2015 9:17:49 PM] Gregor Samsa: Kamino doesn't have that kind of waterfall topography, though.
[6/7/2015 9:18:03 PM] Chops (Tmoxin): is it all water? wookieepedia is sparse about it
[6/7/2015 9:18:39 PM] Chops (Tmoxin): is there any land at all? WHY ARE YOU SENDING TMOXIN TO WATERWORLD?
[6/7/2015 9:18:43 PM] Gregor Samsa: It's 100% water, as far as I-
[6/7/2015 9:18:52 PM] Gregor Samsa: BECAUSE I LOVE HER, DAMN IT
[6/7/2015 9:18:59 PM] Chops (Tmoxin) melts
[6/7/2015 9:19:43 PM] Chops (Tmoxin) searches deviant art for underwater mansion
[6/7/2015 9:20:29 PM] Gregor Samsa: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Kamino-253789525
[6/7/2015 9:21:51 PM] Gregor Samsa: http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130505022521/starwars/images/2/2c/TipocaCity-CC.png
[6/7/2015 9:22:00 PM] Chops (Tmoxin): ohhh nice
[6/7/2015 9:22:07 PM] Gregor Samsa: They really don't live under-water, these guys. They don't have much space for mansions and such.
[6/7/2015 9:23:24 PM] Chops (Tmoxin): fine, whatever Kevin Costner

 

[Ashin Varanin]

110% canon conversation between Ashin and [member="Liam Quez "]on the subject of [member="Ibaris Varanin-Jacobs"]:

[12:37:55 AM] Justine: hahahaha
[12:38:20 AM] *** Justine imagines Ashin sitting on a sofa with a shotgun* ***
[12:38:39 AM] Jon: 'Mr. Quez, do you know what this is?'
[12:38:43 AM] Jon: 'this is not a shotgun'
[12:38:50 AM] Jon: 'because I would never be that prosaic'
[12:38:52 AM] Justine: 'What is it?'
[12:39:00 AM] Jon: 'the weapon I am cleaning is a supernova crystal'
[12:39:08 AM] Jon: 'am I understood?'
[12:39:19 AM] Justine: 'That's pretty cool.' too dense to realize the point
[12:39:47 AM] Justine: 'What you gonna do with it Mrs. Varanin?'
[12:40:22 AM] Jon: 'something anatomically improbable, if your conduct toward my daughter is untoward in the slightest degree.'
[12:40:56 AM] Justine: 'Woah, she said I smelled nice so I took it as a pass at my good looks. She's the pervert!'
[12:41:29 AM] Jon: 'I'm well aware my daughter is a pervert, Mr. Quez. That has no bearing on whether YOU are one.' continues cleaning supernova crystal
[12:41:58 AM] Justine: 'I respect your daughter with all the respect that there is...' looks around 'Um, will your wife be joining us for these talks?' looks hopeful
[12:42:47 AM] Jon: 'Mr. Quez, at some point we really must talk about BOUNDARIES. Do you, by chance, know how many beds are aboard the Peregrine?'
[12:43:56 AM] Justine: 'Um like 2? The dog uses one and Ibaris and I share the other.....' sinks into seat 'Nothing happens! I swear I stick to my side!'
[12:44:42 AM] Jon: 'Mr. Quez, there is a reason this supernova crystal is glowing.'
[12:45:06 AM] Justine: 'Because you cleaned it?'
[12:45:57 AM] Jon: '...'
[12:46:10 AM] Jon: 'I don't suppose you would submit to chemical castration?'
[12:46:42 AM] Justine: covers crotch 'Why would I do that, I need this its my favorite'
[12:47:14 AM] Jon: '...just go.'
[12:47:46 AM] Justine: 'But I didnt get to say high to the other Mrs. Varanin?'
[12:48:17 AM] Jon: 'at your discretion, Mr. Quez. Means now.'
[12:49:19 AM] Justine: 'Alright, but before I go...' pauses 'You think Ibaris Quez sounds grand, I think so toodles!' runs as fast as his legs could carry him

 

[Iona Starchaser]

The dice demanded Toby be shot
[12:27:24 AM] Illie: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:27:43 AM] Undead Ginger Rancor: He's alive
[12:29:00 AM] Illie: his poor knee!!!!!!1
[12:29:21 AM] Undead Ginger Rancor: Its just the left one!
[12:29:21 AM] Illie: gooooooooooood
[12:29:28 AM] Illie: he will now be at mah mercy
[12:29:30 AM] Illie: muahahahha
[12:29:32 AM] Undead Ginger Rancor: LMAO
[12:29:43 AM] *** Illie tents fingers ***
[12:29:52 AM] *** Undead Ginger Rancor is scared. Curses her dice ***
[12:29:57 AM] Illie: lolol
[12:31:49 AM] Undead Ginger Rancor:
[12:32:05 AM] Illie: i haz plans
[12:32:08 AM] Illie: bwhahaha
[12:32:26 AM] Illie: well not really. just amusing ideas
[12:32:29 AM] Undead Ginger Rancor: Even scarier. I just picture your brain looking like this : (devil)
[12:32:37 AM] Illie: lolol

 

[Ayden Cater]

[2:36:48 PM] The Owl // Kaman:
>takes Druckenwell
>floods with ducks
>renames Duckenwell

-Later-


[2:40:15 PM] Ayden: dunks head in a whiskey barrel
[2:40:27 PM] Her Most Pervy And Mute Mistress, Anna: Oh Spenser. This is Duckenwell, not Dagoatba.
[2:40:34 PM] Ayden: eatujhdarweujhsdah]
[2:40:34 PM] Ayden: asdf
[2:40:34 PM] Ayden: yadhy
[2:40:34 PM] Ayden: h
[2:40:36 PM] Ayden: dies
[2:40:47 PM] The Owl // Kaman: It's not Crowellia, either.
[2:41:04 PM] Her Most Pervy And Mute Mistress, Anna: Cowruscant.
[2:41:46 PM] Ayden: Af'Elk
[2:42:07 PM] The Owl // Kaman: Fawndor.
[2:42:14 PM] Ayden: ... Shit that's good.
[2:42:46 PM] Her Most Pervy And Mute Mistress, Anna: Rysloth.
[2:42:58 PM] The Owl // Kaman: Moosetafar
[2:43:16 PM] Jon: Mygeeseto
[2:43:24 PM] Jon: Pandalore

Ladies and gentlemen; Star Wars: Animal Farm

 

[Boethiah]

[1:22:02 PM] Rois: ON A THRONE OF BROKEN HARPOONS
[1:22:03 PM] Samuel Aten: become confused
[1:22:06 PM] Slovenian Booty Gurl: ROFL
[1:22:07 PM] Samuel Aten: THE IRON THRONE
[1:22:08 PM] Samuel Aten: BUT
[1:22:09 PM] Samuel Aten: HARPOONS
[1:22:09 PM] Samuel Aten: ?
[1:22:12 PM] Rois: YES
[1:22:17 PM] Slovenian Booty Gurl: omg
[1:22:18 PM] Slovenian Booty Gurl: lmao
[1:22:19 PM] Rois: KNEEL BEFORE YOUR WALRUS QUEEN
[1:22:26 PM] Slovenian Booty Gurl: I have
[1:22:31 PM] Samuel Aten: blubber and blood
[1:22:33 PM] Slovenian Booty Gurl: one more swrp request waiting <_<
[1:22:37 PM] Rois: YES
[1:22:45 PM] Samuel Aten: House Simpson
[1:22:46 PM] Rois: tusks and iron
[1:22:51 PM] Samuel Aten: lele
[1:22:57 PM] Andrew Ryan: "Ours Is The Blubber"
[1:23:01 PM] Rois: YOU WILL HORK
[1:23:02 PM] Slovenian Booty Gurl: rofl
[1:23:03 PM] Rois: OR YOU WILL PERISH
[1:23:10 PM] Samuel Aten: Narhwals are coming.
[1:23:15 PM] Slovenian Booty Gurl: this works too well xD
[1:23:18 PM] Samuel Aten: narwhals*
[1:23:19 PM] Samuel Aten: omg
[1:23:20 PM] Samuel Aten: we should do
[1:23:21 PM] Samuel Aten: GoT
[1:23:23 PM] Samuel Aten: but sea creatures
[1:23:25 PM] Andrew Ryan: "Gore, Tusks, Fat"
[1:23:31 PM] Samuel Aten: "The beached god."
[1:23:41 PM] Rois: Hear me hork.
[1:23:45 PM] Samuel Aten: hHAHAH
[1:23:47 PM] Slovenian Booty Gurl: rofl
[1:24:02 PM] Andrew Ryan: ...I always hork my-
[1:24:08 PM] Samuel Aten: :|
[1:24:13 PM] Andrew Ryan: yyyyyep
[1:24:17 PM] Andrew Ryan: neeeeeveeeermind
[1:24:25 PM] *** Rois holds Andrew by the shoulders ***
[1:24:33 PM | Edited 1:24:40 PM] Rois: "Your fish will turn to ashes in your mouth."
[1:24:41 PM] Andrew Ryan: LMFAO
[1:24:51 PM] *** Andrew Ryan whispers in her ear. ***
[1:24:57 PM] Andrew Ryan: "The Whales send their regards."
[1:25:02 PM] Rois: GASP
[1:25:20 PM] *** Andrew Ryan LISTENS FURIOUSLY TO THE RAINS OF BLUBBERMERE ***

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[5:33:02 PM] Anna (Fabula): We must defeat the dwarves!
[5:33:14 PM] Spenser: We are the dwarves.
[5:33:26 PM] Anna (Fabula): Thank you.
[5:33:36 PM] Anna (Fabula): Like, years after the fact.
[5:33:39 PM] Spenser: ?
[5:33:44 PM] Anna (Fabula): No lead-up.
[5:33:48 PM] Anna (Fabula): No hints dropped.
[5:33:56 PM] Spenser: I remember this stuff.
[5:34:15 PM] Anna (Fabula): You are the best at nerd.
[5:34:34 PM] Spenser: I do what I can.

In Warcraft 3, there is a unit called the dwarven mortar team. If you click on them enough, that's one of their jokes. It was one of our geek handshakes back in high school. I just popped it on Ayden on a whim, after neither one of us had spoken of it pretty much since high school.

Geek cred status: earned.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2012-09-09/comic/non-storyline/randoms/dark-dungeons/
[8:23:14 PM] Smitty-sempai: Heh!
[8:23:25 PM] Anna (Fabula): "Thaaat's a translation error."
[8:23:34 PM] Anna (Fabula): "I don't know who this guy is. I never said any of that."
[8:23:54 PM] Anna (Fabula): "Oh wow, I was in a weird mood that century. You could stand to lose that entire chapter."
[8:25:37 PM] Anna (Fabula): The 5.5e vs 6e debate in that strip, though, is pretty obviously a knock at the 3.5e vs 4e debate gamers had back yonder.
[8:25:48 PM] Smitty-sempai: Aye.
[8:25:58 PM] Anna (Fabula): I'm hesitant to say that I would likely get into a gamer argument with God.
[8:26:10 PM] Anna (Fabula): To convince him to lay off "6e."
[8:27:52 PM] Smitty-sempai: "Wait, you're in a campaign right now?"
"VERILY, MY DAUGHTER."
"...can I see your sheet? Oh wow. Really, God? A Spike-Chain Warrior?"
"I AM UNTOUCHABLE IN MELEE COMBAT."
"Why don't I introduce you to the Magus?"

Anna's communion with THE LORD.
[8:29:49 PM] Anna (Fabula): "No, really. Your spiked chain fighter is really good! That said, you haven't added Robilar's Gambit."
"SPLAT BOOKS ARE HERESY UNTO MINE EYES."
"Check this out."
"IF I READ THIS CORRECTLY, I AM ALLOWED AN ATTACK WHENEVER I AM ATTACKED..."
"Eeeeyup. And the best part about it is...you qualify for it next level."
"YOU SHALL BE SAINTED."
[8:32:04 PM] Smitty-sempai: -Trumpet noises-
"MY CHILD. GANESH HAS ASKED YOU TO LOOK UPON HIS DRUID, AND LEVY THY JUDGEMENT. I HAVE INFORMED HIM THAT THOU ART LEGIT."
"...is this going to be a nightly thing?"

 

[Laguz Vald]

[19:00:03] POSTITUTE: You know
[19:00:05] POSTITUTE: youre too old
[19:00:19] POSTITUTE: when you love getting new socks
[19:00:22] Transkalpic Elder God: ROFL
[19:01:03] Transkalpic Elder God: I
[19:01:06] Transkalpic Elder God: love new socks
[19:01:09] Transkalpic Elder God: so cooomfy
[19:01:10] Transkalpic Elder God: :3
[19:01:55] POSTITUTE: I
[19:02:01] POSTITUTE: bought some expensive ones
[19:02:05] POSTITUTE: and they are like
[19:02:09] POSTITUTE: sex on my toes

 

[Evania Charr]

[5:26:08 PM] *** Catbug! looks at the wookiepedia page about food. ***
[5:26:17 PM] Catbug!: THEY HAVE ****ING CHURROS BUT NO TACOS?!
[5:26:52 PM] Vulpesen Torrevaso: Sary can make tacos
[5:26:59 PM] Vulpesen Torrevaso: then give one to Vulps
[5:27:04 PM] Vulpesen Torrevaso: who gets addicted
[5:27:08 PM] Vulpesen Torrevaso: has taco tusdays
[5:27:16 PM] Vulpesen Torrevaso: and gives Cat a Veran Fox
[5:28:34 PM] Catbug!: "As leader of the Vitae, I have declared that, from henceforth until the end of time, every Tuesday shall be Taco Tuesday! Anyone caught disobeying the observation of this sacred day shall be doused in Diablo sauce and fed to Balaya!" - Vulpes upon discovering the taco.
[5:30:08 PM] Aaron W: Can we have casual Fridays?
[5:30:19 PM] Catbug!: No
[5:30:27 PM] Catbug!: We will have formal Fridays
[5:30:38 PM] Catbug!: Everyone must wear ball gowns and tuxedos
[5:30:51 PM] Vulpesen Torrevaso: You realize, Vulps shows up to suit and tie meetings in a trench coat, right?
[5:31:11 PM] Catbug!: I HAVE SPOKEN!!!! smites vulpes
[5:31:23 PM] *** Vulpesen Torrevaso takes back his Veran fox ***
[5:31:39 PM] *** Catbug! smites him again and reclaims the fox. ***

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[6:33:21 PM] Anna (Fabula): Not so impossible when you have a world with magic stones you shove into your arms to casually defy reality.
[6:33:56 PM] Anna (Fabula): Less impossible still in a galaxy where psychic magic is literally an organism that lives inside your body and allows you to routinely move shit with your mind.
[6:34:21 PM] Anna (Fabula): I drink impossibility. I marinate in it.
[6:34:23 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): mm
[6:34:26 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): okay
[6:34:28 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): for u
[6:34:33 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): I'd make an exception
[6:34:39 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): leave my logic at the door
[6:34:54 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): and we can have an ancient mating ritual duel
[6:35:02 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): space magic
[6:35:05 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): fireballs
[6:35:10 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): mach 4
[6:35:12 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): you name it
[6:35:14 PM] *** Anna (Fabula) eyebrow raise. ***
[6:35:16 PM] Anna (Fabula): Fireballs?
[6:35:20 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): er
[6:35:24 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): okay so none of us
[6:35:25 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): knows fire shapin
[6:35:30 PM] Sexyass (Vrag): scratch that
[6:35:31 PM] Sexyass (Vrag):
[6:35:33 PM] Anna (Fabula): One of my first duels was against a fire shaper.
[6:36:05 PM] Anna (Fabula): To show you how religiously I follow basic logic when dueling psychic space laser sword ninjas...
[6:36:40 PM] Anna (Fabula): My winning move was to Push a hole in the middle of his fireball, jump through the center, and land without cutting myself in two with lightsabers I didn't deactivate.
[6:36:44 PM] Anna (Fabula): Logic.
[6:36:53 PM] Anna (Fabula): Has no power here.
[6:37:12 PM] *** Sexyass (Vrag) trembles ***

I think I gave [member="Vrag"] an aneurysm.