MAD CHATS!

[Disciple]

Strider prides himself on being a male escort

 

[Kay-Larr]

Yes well....he'll not get anywhere with me

 

[Disciple]

Resistance only makes him try harder

 

[Kay-Larr]

Do you know this from experience? I'm sure that a simple walking away will do.

 

[Moira Skaldi]

((Totally not tongue in cheek, totally objective!))


[20:56:09] Moira Skaldi: Point for Slytherin.
[20:56:13] Coryth - Krissy: LOL!
[20:56:27] Coryth - Krissy: That's the first time I've seen you use a harry potter reference
[20:56:43] Moira Skaldi: I don't like it much. The economics make no sense.
[20:56:50 | Edited 20:56:53] Coryth - Krissy: LOL!
[20:56:54] Moira Skaldi: Well, I'm convinced that the wizards just steal everything from the muggles.
[20:57:05] Coryth - Krissy: That probably isn't that far off
[20:57:15] Moira Skaldi: All the wizards are either school pupils, Nazi thugs or government employees.
[20:57:25] Coryth - Krissy: LOLOLOL
[20:57:34] Moira Skaldi: Ergo the Wizarding World economy can only function through magical looting.
[20:57:48] Coryth - Krissy: is so dying laughing at the moment
[20:57:54] Coryth - Krissy: This is true
[20:57:57] Moira Skaldi: Sort of like fascist states were looter states.
[20:57:59] Moira Skaldi: nod
[20:58:03] Coryth - Krissy: Indeed
[20:58:12] Moira Skaldi: No independent professions exist.
[20:58:33] Moira Skaldi: At the end of the tale, all of the heroes are doing mundane jobs in the government bureaucracy.
[20:58:41] Coryth - Krissy: Oh my dear, you've just changed my entire outlook on Harry Potter. In the best of ways.
[20:58:53] Moira Skaldi: This is a degree of centralisation that has not even be achieved by the Soviets etc.
[20:58:54] Moira Skaldi:
[20:59:01] Coryth - Krissy: LOLOLOL!
[20:59:05] Moira Skaldi: Even North Korea has Special Economic Zones.
[20:59:11] Coryth - Krissy: True
[20:59:21] Moira Skaldi: That's right, the Wizarding World is more collectivist than North Korea.
[20:59:28] Coryth - Krissy: LOLOLOL!
[20:59:32] Moira Skaldi: Hmm. Maybe this means we must reinterpret the Death Eaters.
[20:59:57] Moira Skaldi: Maybe a number of them did not join due to an absurd Nazi-like belief in blood purity, but because they wanted a freer market. Or some sort of market.
[21:00:16] Coryth - Krissy: LOLOLOL! It could so be that
[21:02:56] Moira Skaldi: ponders Madchatting this
[21:03:09] Coryth - Krissy: You so should
[21:03:28] Coryth - Krissy: So never going to look at harry potter the same again.

[member="Valiens Nantaris"], [member="Coryth Elaris"]

 

[Netherworld]

[23:39:26] Samuelita: weird
[23:39:27] Samuelita: it feels so
[23:39:30] Samuelita: walking on it
[23:39:40] Samuelita: only the tip is asleep!
[23:39:45] Transkalpic Elder God: XD
[23:39:48] Transkalpic Elder God: JUST THE TIP
[23:39:48] Samuelita: JUST THE TIP

2fast4u, [member="Anja Aj'Rou"].

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[3:06:43 AM] Hera Svendulla: A factory sub? :O
[3:07:04 AM] Anna (Fabula): [3:06:18 AM] Anna (Fabula): And this is my third tech submission ever.
[3:06:19 AM] Anna (Fabula): XD
[3:06:30 AM] Sexyass (Vrag): loool
[3:06:51 AM] Anna (Fabula): I was an RPJ, a Factory Judge, a Factory admin, another kind of Factory Judge, and then an RPJ again.
[3:06:55 AM] Anna (Fabula): Third sub ever.
[3:07:16 AM] Hera Svendulla: LOL
[3:07:28 AM] Anna (Fabula): I just work here. I don't use the facilities. >.>;;
[3:07:39 AM] *** Hera Svendulla keeps it secret. ***
[3:08:00 AM] Hera Svendulla: It was your evil clone twin.
[3:08:10 AM] Anna (Fabula): mebbe
[3:09:05 AM] Hera Svendulla: Illuminati confirmed.
[3:09:22 AM] Anna (Fabula): Sorry, we're going to have to silence you now.
[3:09:27 AM] Anna (Fabula): Does this smell like chloroform to you?
[3:09:28 AM] Hera Svendulla: D:
[3:10:35 AM] Hera Svendulla: Do I get to sell my soul before you decide to kill me?
[3:11:17 AM] Anna (Fabula): No, sorry. We're confiscating that so we can sacrifice it to our Dark Master, Lord Sacul Egroeg.
[3:11:44 AM] Hera Svendulla: Oh, I see how it is.
[3:12:25 AM] Hera Svendulla: You never loved me. :'(
[3:12:33 AM] Anna (Fabula): I only wanted you for your soul.
[3:12:54 AM] Hera Svendulla: All this time... It was all a lie...

 

[Aleidis Zrgaat]

[9:59:29 AM] Poorsmitty: http://imgur.com/8XwnhB0
[10:03:18 AM] Anna-chan!: is cat
[10:03:20 AM] Anna-chan!: cat cat
[10:03:22 AM] Poorsmitty: cat
[10:03:27 AM] Poorsmitty: mow
[10:03:30 AM] Poorsmitty: cat sound
[10:03:45 AM] Anna-chan!: lick hindquarters
[10:03:52 AM] Anna-chan!: dig claws into sensitive places
[10:03:53 AM] Anna-chan!: mow
[10:04:02 AM] Poorsmitty: cat things
[10:04:05 AM] Poorsmitty: lay in sun
[10:04:10 AM] Poorsmitty: moving feet for sits
[10:04:16 AM] Anna-chan!: throw up on shoes
[10:04:19 AM] Anna-chan!: cat cat
[10:04:22 AM] Poorsmitty: cat cat cat
[10:04:23 AM] Poorsmitty: mow
[10:04:31 AM] Anna-chan!: Oh my god we are such dorks.
[10:04:59 AM] Anna-chan!: We're like genuine, industrial-strength dorks.

 

[Jak Sandrow]

Innocently discussing RP's, and then...

[11:07:59 PM] Ashy of Awesomeness: Oh yeah? THEN EXPLAIN WHY HE'S ALWAYS GREEN WITH ENVY!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDD totally made no sense whatsoever
[11:08:26 PM] Jak Sandrow: yeah, no. XD
[11:10:08 PM] Ashy of Awesomeness: #GreenJokes
[11:10:26 PM] Jak Sandrow: So Jak's always sick?
[11:10:40 PM] Jak Sandrow: #GreenJokes
[11:10:55 PM] Ashy of Awesomeness: Yep. He's got a horrible case of the Hulks.
[11:10:59 PM] Ashy of Awesomeness: #GreenJokes
[11:11:18 PM] Jak Sandrow: And you know... it's not easy, being green.
[11:11:22 PM] Jak Sandrow: #GreenJokes
[11:12:27 PM] Ashy of Awesomeness: God forbid you feed him any more spinach.
[11:12:34 PM] Ashy of Awesomeness: #GreenJokes
[11:13:27 PM] Jak Sandrow: Oh god.
[11:13:33 PM] Jak Sandrow: I just looked up Green Jokes.
[11:13:43 PM] Jak Sandrow: XD DON"T! YOU"LL SEAR YOUR EYES!!!
[11:15:01 PM] Ashy of Awesomeness: Why? Does it showcase green [REDACTED] and say "This is why you don't [REDACTED] with Earth Day"? XDD
[11:15:29 PM] Jak Sandrow: No... but apparently a green joke is a euphemism for a dirty joke.
[11:15:35 PM] Jak Sandrow: ... this is getting madchatted.

Take a note kids. Some hashtags just aren't meant to be.

Go #GreenJokes

 

[Slot 19]

*giggles uncontrollably*

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[4:27:00 AM] Smitty-sempai: Fable stands somewhere nearby, as redefining internal conflict and blushing at the same time.
[4:27:17 AM] Smitty-sempai: suddenly the house is attacked by pirates
[4:27:26 AM] Anna (Fabula): (rofl)
[4:27:32 AM] Anna (Fabula): She failed a paradox roll.
[4:27:45 AM] Smitty-sempai: She's a walking vulgar effect.
[4:27:51 AM] Smitty-sempai: Thanks, Rave
[4:28:17 AM] Smitty-sempai: Let constructs out of your chantry, this is what happens
[4:28:19 AM] Anna (Fabula): Fable stops at a peaceful fuel station for some maintenance. The station's gravatic drive explodes.
[4:28:41 AM] Smitty-sempai: It explodes because terrorists are attacking.
[4:28:44 AM] Anna (Fabula): Fable goes shopping at a gorgeous strip mall. Held up by a Rodian gang.
[4:29:42 AM] Smitty-sempai: Fable sleeps in on Taris. A nearby jail is broken open by a freak meteor strike, releasing thousands of dangerous convicts into the wild around the estate.
[4:31:01 AM] Anna (Fabula): Fable gets a low-risk job as a guard for a minor medical convoy. The gas from the medicine has a completely freakish and unexpected effect on the local wildlife, causing every predator within three miles to go berserk and attack them.
[4:32:04 AM] Smitty-sempai: Basically, the girl is a mess.
[4:33:46 AM] Anna (Fabula): Easy answer: she's latently an extremely powerful telepath who is constantly influencing those around her into extreme violence. Which doesn't work on Fabula and Lynn, because one of them is insane and the other one is a bloodthirsty murderer.
[4:35:11 AM] Smitty-sempai: «kill and destroy everything you love»
Flynn scratches her nose, shrugs, and goes about her day.
[4:36:04 AM] Anna (Fabula): «the fools around you are weaklings, fit only to bleed at your feet»
Fabula continues humming to herself and practices her quiche.
[4:38:38 AM] Smitty-sempai: «the world is yours for the taking, all you need to is destroy the weak and cull the timid »
Razelle primps in the mirror, blows herself a kiss, and bounces off to start her day.
[4:40:03 AM] Anna (Fabula): Might have been why her relationship with Jatie didn't go quite so far. Jatie tried hanging out with her once in person and found it severely unsettling.
[4:41:12 AM] Smitty-sempai: "Jatie, what's next? Scones?"
"U-uhm..."
"It's so lovely out today."
this woman is going to kill me
[4:48:54 AM] Smitty-sempai: And then a ship full of berserk trandoshans who'd been pulled through a wormhole from millennia ago attacked in a cannibalistic frenzy
[4:49:18 AM] Smitty-sempai: Punch, you may be surprised to learn, cured.
[4:49:56 AM] Anna (Fabula): Fable just sort of bashed heads because bashing heads is what she does. Jatie was legitimately freaked out and almost died when she took a shiv to the ribs. Some matches are not meant to be.
[4:50:22 AM] Anna (Fabula): Meanwhile, on their first date, Razelle and Fable were attacked by a Hutt enforcer gang.
[4:50:31 AM] Anna (Fabula): Neither one of them even blinked.
[4:51:36 AM] Smitty-sempai: (drunk)

[4:55:31 AM] Smitty-sempai: On Fable's birthday, she decided she wanted to try smoking. She walked to the store, was almost hit by four different drunk drivers, interrupted a maniac robbing the store, learned that she doesn't like cigarettes, bought a soda, and was hit by a runaway bus on the way home. She wound up helping the people trapped on the bus defuse a bomb (by kicking it until it was basically powder) and was dropped off at home as she requested.
[4:55:40 AM] Smitty-sempai: It was a peaceful day, overall.

 

[Fabula Caromed]

[7:04:05 AM] Smitty-sempai: He drops a display egg. It's basically an ovoid obsidian block
[7:08:14 AM] Waid (Larraq): >_>
[7:08:34 AM] *** Waid (Larraq) starts creating mantleplace in the chocopo stables ***
[7:08:54 AM] Anna (Fabula): Drops an egg.
[7:09:34 AM] Smitty-sempai: Look. We'll handle this like the seasoned adventurers we are.
[7:09:48 AM] Smitty-sempai: Anna, draw up a loot table. I'll fetch the die.
[7:11:05 AM] Waid (Larraq): LOL!
[7:11:10 AM] Anna (Fabula): 01 - 05: Dragon egg
06 - 29: Sexual favors
30 - 49: Fruit basket
50 - 100: Cobblestone
[7:13:55 AM] Smitty-sempai: Alright. You find yourselfs hiding under the bed of the czarina of Tokyo. You are holding the declaration of independence. Vampire Musketeers are after you. Exits are north, east, and Thursday.
[7:15:08 AM] Anna (Fabula): I attack the darkness!
[7:15:50 AM | Edited 7:15:56 AM] Smitty-sempai: You roll a 1. You are overcome by glam rock and cannot act next turn.
[7:16:38 AM] Anna (Fabula): I roll to headbang and wear tight pants. +10 racial modifier and also I look great in sequins.
[7:17:52 AM] Waid (Larraq): Is Anna one of the Vampire Musketeers?
[7:18:01 AM] Smitty-sempai: It's not your turn, and headbanging isn't a class skill for Grunge or Emo.
[7:18:07 AM] Smitty-sempai: She isn't.
[7:18:25 AM] Smitty-sempai: She's a normal musketeer.
[7:18:46 AM] Waid (Larraq): I roll deception.

"He went thataway." And point down the hallway."
[7:19:03 AM] Anna (Fabula): I'm also a Mouseketeer. But that has nothing to do with this.
[7:19:38 AM] Smitty-sempai: You decieve everyone so thoroughly that even you forget you're the czarina of Tokyo.
[7:20:00 AM] Smitty-sempai: The darkness attacks. You both take 2 points of angst damage.

 

[Keira Priest]

[10/9/2015 11:05:04 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): awww
[10/9/2015 11:05:06 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): too bad
[10/9/2015 11:05:39 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): Anja is
[10/9/2015 11:05:40 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): secretly nice
[10/9/2015 11:05:50 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): people don't seem to understand this
[10/9/2015 11:06:06 AM] Tristen: Probably because it's hard to see. Really hard to see. >.>
[10/9/2015 11:06:15 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): ;-;
[10/9/2015 11:06:17 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): so mean
[10/9/2015 11:06:26 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): she's misunderstood!
[10/9/2015 11:06:46 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): EVERYONE HAS THEIR REASONS.
[10/9/2015 11:06:53 AM] Tristen: You lose the nice side of things behind all the conquering and death and religious fanaticism.
[10/9/2015 11:07:03 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): the meanest theory for why Anja is the way she is is because she's still a virgin. But that hurts, she's the space pope
[10/9/2015 11:07:08 AM] Harlod, the Nug Lord (Sam): sex is unclean

[member="Anja Aj'Rou"]

 

[Laguz Vald]

[19:58:26] Russian Kark Machine 4.0: yeah and Nihlus
[19:58:30] Russian Kark Machine 4.0: had the mental faculties
[19:58:32] Russian Kark Machine 4.0: of a potato
[19:58:40] POSTITUTE: No he didn't
[19:58:44] Russian Kark Machine 4.0: yes he did
[19:58:45] I droppe phone: Yes he did.
[19:58:52] I droppe phone: Sucker got indoctrinated the poodoo outta.
[19:59:02] Russian Kark Machine 4.0: literally only cared about his hunger
[19:59:17] POSTITUTE: Well that's not
[19:59:22] POSTITUTE: having the mental faculties of a Potato
[19:59:25] POSTITUTE: he was still smart
[19:59:31] POSTITUTE: He just wanted to eat things
[19:59:32] I droppe phone: Willpower?
[19:59:41] POSTITUTE: Yeah I could go with that
[19:59:42] Russian Kark Machine 4.0: okay he had the willpower of a potato
[19:59:45] POSTITUTE: willpower of a potato

Darth Potato, anyone?

 

[Akio Diachi]

Me: Sorry, I logged on as soon as I could.
Eli: I was trying to signal you telepathically, man.
Me: I know, I felt it I was in the bathroom.
Eli: Why didn't you come here sooner?
Cindy: Ahoy mateys!
Eli: Cindy! =)
Me: I kinda try to close telepathic ports when peeing man!!
yo cindy
Cindy: lol
Me: I know, awkwardest statement to walk in on
Eli: No kidding 0_0

 

[Boethiah]

Smokin' Jay: Hey baby.
Wuz: Ayyy
Smokin' Jay: Now you've reminded me that we haven't played GTA Online in weeks.
Wuz: Yeah
Wuz: Logan ain't on though
Wuz: Is he?
Smokin' Jay: I can check.
Smokin' Jay: He's busy this week, I guess.
Smokin' Jay: catching up on college work.
Wuz: Creating an operating system or something
Smokin' Jay: Yeah
Smokin' Jay: What a nerd.
Smokin' Jay: *goes back to roleplaying as a woman on a Star Wars board*
Wuz: Hear that

[member="Kana Truden"]

 

[Tiam Bai]

[11:01:13 PM] LT Colonel Stealth Archer: Banders: Smexah!
[11:11:19 PM] Autumn | InsaneJediGirl: Ah, like your stuff?
[11:17:58 PM] LT Colonel Stealth Archer: Banders: mah stuff?
[11:18:13 PM] Autumn | InsaneJediGirl: Your stuff bby
[11:18:19 PM] LT Colonel Stealth Archer: Banders: OH GUBNESS
[11:18:26 PM] *** Autumn | InsaneJediGirl waggles eyebrows ***
[11:18:30 PM] Autumn | InsaneJediGirl: Strap in...or strap on
[11:18:34 PM] *** LT Colonel Stealth Archer: Banders dies. ***
[11:19:02 PM] Autumn | InsaneJediGirl: Dying won't get you out of it


[member="Rook"]

 

[Quietus]

Lorelei:




"I went pew pew at ur ship"




"My ship took 9 damage. I go pew pew back"





Sam | Anja:Oh my god, Cait.

It's more creaitive than that.




We also take shield damage.






Lorelei:
this is why I don't fleet

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

[11/3/2015 11:52:14 PM] Gabriel: Well I'm almost done with my post, if you haven't already gone to bed, so it'll just be a few more minutes.
[11/3/2015 11:54:27 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: |-)
[11/3/2015 11:57:43 PM] Gabriel: Pft
[11/3/2015 11:57:43 PM] Gabriel: please
[11/3/2015 11:57:51 PM] Gabriel: I know you're not asleep.
[12:00:08 AM] Seraphina Shel'tah: mhmmm
[12:00:47 AM] Seraphina Shel'tah: I am going to sleep now though
[12:00:49 AM] Seraphina Shel'tah: it's 12
[12:00:56 AM] Gabriel:
[12:07:03 AM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Good night butthead
[12:07:14 AM] Seraphina Shel'tah: (chuckle)
[12:07:19 AM] Gabriel:
[12:07:22 AM] Gabriel: I'm almost done posting though...
[12:07:28 AM] Seraphina Shel'tah: WELP
[12:07:30 AM] Seraphina Shel'tah: TOO LATE
[12:07:37 AM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Shoulda put the chicken down earlier colonel sanders

 

[Seraphina Shel'tah]

Just a totally normal discussion about alcohol with [member="Sarge Potteiger"]

[5:09:56 PM] Sarge: What kind of whiskey should I get?
[5:10:18 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Tennesee Honey
[5:11:29 PM] Sarge: and why am I being encouraged in this direction
[5:12:08 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Ummmmmmm...
[5:12:16 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Because it's honey flavored?
[5:12:21 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: And.....From Tennesee?
[5:12:33 PM] Sarge: I actually lol'd
[5:12:49 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Welcome to the extent of my whiskey knowledge.
[5:13:14 PM] Sarge: I just pictured you saying it like it should be blatantly obvious as my only choice, like you've tried it all and have one clear favorite.
[5:13:17 PM] Sarge: "Well, why this one."
[5:13:20 PM] Sarge: "WHY NOT?!"
[5:13:26 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: hahahaah
[5:13:39 PM] Sarge: Maybe I'll give it a shot. I'm used to Irish whiskey. Should probably try some more American stuff.
[5:13:56 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Fireball Whiskey & Angry Orchard is goooooooooood
[5:14:05 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Angry Balls!
[5:14:09 PM] Sarge: Fireball makes me sad :[
[5:14:13 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Why :O
[5:14:14 PM] Sarge: I'm not a cinnamon kinda guy
[5:14:18 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: lol
[5:14:25 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: The first time someone gave me one
[5:14:32 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: I had like 4
[5:14:41 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: And I got messed up before I noticed
[5:15:41 PM] Sarge: Let me explain to you how I get drunk, Jamie. Have a seat.
[5:15:52 PM] Sarge: First, I get whiskey. Sometimes tequila. If I'm feeling saucy, maybe vodka.
[5:16:11 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Wait
[5:16:14 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: If you're about to tell me
[5:16:23 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: That you simply pour it into a glass with a couple of fucking ice cubes
[5:16:28 PM] Sarge: LOL
[5:16:29 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: 1. I am gonna throw up
[5:16:37 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: and 2. I am going to ask if you're actually like...60 years old
[5:16:54 PM] Sarge: I only do that when I drink vodka tonics with my grandpa. Throw a bit of lime in there. That's his favorite, and I love that man.
[5:16:56 PM] Sarge: But no.
[5:17:26 PM] Sarge: I find a shot glass. And I pound back about eight shots in as many minutes, let it sit. Have a few more. Let it sit. Then I just take periodic ones until my body goes 'ugh, eww, liquor, no' and I call it quits
[5:17:48 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: That.....
[5:17:50 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Is like
[5:17:54 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: The exact same
[5:17:56 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Except
[5:18:07 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: No ice.
[5:18:14 PM] Sarge: Wow bro
[5:18:16 PM] Sarge: go throw up then
[5:18:21 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: How do you do that
[5:18:21 PM] Sarge: I see how it is.
[5:18:22 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: You may as well
[5:18:28 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Walk out to your car with a funnel
[5:18:33 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: And just drain the gas straight into your mouth
[5:18:59 PM] Sarge: It's funny, cause I spend most of my time with the foreign exchange students here. Mostly German and Belgian, and they like to think they drink aggressively, or whatever.
[5:19:06 PM] Sarge: But they call me crazy, so I don't know what's going on.
[5:19:17 PM] Sarge: But I do know I have a habit of playing Rock Band when I'm sloshed
[5:19:31 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: If I go out to like a restaraunt or something I usually get 1 of three things:
[5:19:57 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: 1. Green Apple Martini.
2. Strawberry Margarita
3. Long Island Ice Tea
[5:20:13 PM] Sarge: 2. Strawberry Margarita
3. Long Island Ice TeaBruh. Yes.
[5:20:27 PM | Edited 5:20:36 PM] Sarge: Strawberry Margaritas are my jam
[5:20:59 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: If I go to a friend's house, and I bring my own stuff to drink....I drink ciders, or the fireball/cider combo, or a midori & ginger
[5:21:10 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Other than that, everything to me, more or less tastes like rocket fuel
[5:21:21 PM] Sarge: I bring a battle of Jameson and call myself happy
[5:21:25 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: And I make the typical white girl face when it touches my tongue
[5:21:27 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Hold on, I'll find it
[5:21:30 PM] Sarge: oh god
[5:22:33 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: heeeere we go
[5:22:41 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: http://i.imgur.com/aI8vi29.gif
[5:22:53 PM] Sarge: If it's really good, I do the most guy thing ever
[5:22:58 PM] Sarge: and just kind of pound my chest a bit
[5:23:14 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: That's a reflex of your body checking to see if your heart is still beating
[5:23:20 PM] Sarge: LOL
[5:23:22 PM] Sarge: Hilarious.
[5:23:29 PM] Sarge: Admittedly I'm a walking male stereotype.
[5:23:39 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Whiskey, Gin, Rum....To me it all tastes the same.
[5:23:59 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: It burns every nose hair and my entire throat before settling at the bottom of my stomach in the most uncomfortable manner possible
[5:24:09 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: Only to remind me that in about an hour, I am gonna taste it again in reverse.
[5:24:37 PM] Sarge: When you take a shot, do you keep your mouth mostly closed and like, vacuum it into your mouth? It's a stupid analogy but when you do it that way, you don't get all of that burn.
[5:24:42 PM] Sarge: Just kinda this warmth that seeps through your bones
[5:24:56 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: I don't really know...When I am given a shot, I look nervously at it for a minute
[5:25:13 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: And then open my mouth and silently cry before I try my best to swallow it as fast as humanly possible
[5:25:19 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: It's like I am trying to race my taste buds
[5:26:11 PM] Sarge: And then open my mouth and silently cry Ok, that has to be the rapiest thing I've read in weeks
[5:26:18 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: OMG
[5:26:19 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: LOL
[5:26:25 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: WHAT THE FUCK
[5:26:30 PM] Sarge: I literally just said that
[5:26:35 PM] Sarge: like I'm sitting here laughing going
[5:26:37 PM] Sarge: 'what the fuck'
[5:26:47 PM] Seraphina Shel'tah: I don't think before I say things...
[5:27:00 PM] Sarge: Apparently you don't say anything, you just silently cry