Looking for a pro...stitute, escort, lady of the night...

[Jonathon Patches]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

Don't you be a tease! That is my job! How dare you demand my work history after I come here ready to lie down and get to work!

See, that's just it... A real pro knows there is a lot more to it than just lying down. I'm calling Mularkey on your credentials!

 

[Kung Seilois]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

Not everyone can pass Hooker-U! I... I... It's not my fualt! I tried so hard... But some dreams... don't get to come true...

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This is what you did to me! This! I hope you are proud of yourself!​

 

[Jonathon Patches]

*acknowledges the crazy person, and then continues to pretend to read his magazine*

 

[Serrena Alcine]

You could be trouble, Miss [member="Serrena Alcine"] ...

*checks to make sure his VCR is empty*

Perhaps we can come to some sort of arrangement.

Mr. [member="Jonathon Patches"], I'm certain we can come to an arrangement that would be...mutually beneficial. *lofts a delicate brow* I'll set my writer to working.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

I like that part about beneficial... but tell me, Miss [member="Serrena Alcine"] ... informants tend to be low key... not minor celebrities circulating through VCR's. How do you propose a way around this? Can't have our mark's recognizing you before we've put you to work...

 

[Delila Castillon]

You've seemed to overlook the biggest lady of the night, [member="Tahira Solo"]

 

[Christian Slade]

I've got your story arch right here.

Boom.

Lulz.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

You've seemed to overlook the biggest lady of the night, [member="Tahira Solo"]

Nah, I need a pro. [member="Tahira Solo"] gives it up for a few margareita's on the beach. I need someone that can be bought. [member="Delila Castillon"]

 

[Christian Slade]

Nah, I need a pro. [member="Tahira Solo"] gives it up for a few margareita's on the beach. I need someone that can be bought. [member="Delila Castillon"]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm... Tahira... Interesting. I remember she was pretty flexible.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

I think [member="Serrena Alcine"] is the only gal around here who actually does this for a job.

Apart from [member="Tahira Solo"] of course, but she does it for free!

 

[Christian Slade]

I think [member="Serrena Alcine"] is the only gal around here who actually does this for a job.

Apart from [member="Tahira Solo"] of course, but she does it for free!

Yea cuz she thinks "Love" is actually a thing.

HAH!

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Don't spoil her illusions.
We get topless surfing pics out of her this way.

...She's going to kill us when she wakes up.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Really? I would think Tahira has the flexibility of a stick... because she always seems to have a stick up... never mind...

 

[Christian Slade]

Don't spoil her illusions.
We get topless surfing pics out of her this way.

...She's going to kill us when she wakes up.

Topless surfing pics?

Say uhhh... you wouldn't happen to have any of those laying around, would you?

 

[Delila Castillon]

[member="Tamara"]

If you aren't counting the two or three drinks it takes for her to loose her top....then yeah, its "free"

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Delila Castillon"]
We're so mean to [member="Tahira Solo"].
If she comes after us, you started it!

 

[Alan]

I'm in.
[member="Jonathon Patches"]

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]
Worn the coffee table out, huh?

My coworkers just looked at me funnier than usual because I haven't giggled that hard since I was a little girl.

 

[Alexandra Feanor]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

You silly man, pro... stitutes are illegal... gladly escort and chat with your char though.

 

[Seir'ari]

Good lord, and you people think that I'm immoral for my work.

[member="Jonathon Patches"] You might want to try not using an actual escort for espionage, and instead getting a competent spy to pose as one. Like a friend. Or an open-minded woman who has a concealed knife. Your wallet and your dignity will thank you.