Looking for a pro...stitute, escort, lady of the night...

[Saffron]

Or Danger's girl's here... *Smirks*


Oiran Companion Househttp://starwarsrp.net/topic/8984-oiran-companion-house/

 

[Jsc]

Things I learned from this thread:

• Everything bad is Jonathon Patches fault.
• Everything good is, probably, also Jonathon Patches fault.
• Who is Jonathon Patches???

 

[Alexandra Feanor]

[member="Sam Jhovna"]

Exactly...

 

[Asteria deWinter]

[member="sabrina"] Only mine

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Things I learned from this thread:

• Everything bad is Jonathon Patches fault.
• Everything good is, probably, also Jonathon Patches fault.
• Who is Jonathon Patches???

I think you hit the nail on the head, Miss [member="Sam Jhovna"] . And the fact that you don't know whom I am, means my title as "Man of many masks" remains true and intact.

I prefer it when my contacts know little to nothing of just whom they are dealing with.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Or Danger's girl's here... *Smirks*

Oiran Companion House

Something about the signature and giving my soul a resting place... seems so final. Not looking to do any resting quite yet.

And I don't know how Miss Arceneau would feel about her girls double dipping... and no, not THAT kind of double dipping.

 

[Garza]

But patches I thought you liked double dipping?

 

[Jonathon Patches]

[member="Jonathon Patches"] It's new on the board, though not new as a company and lacking PCs for the job.

And yes, I wouldn't like it.

That said, if you wish to do business, it can be discussed in private. I may be persuaded to alter my opinion.


(OOC: Totally a code for PM me on site or skype if you don't find anyone else. )

There may be some arrangement we can come to, depending on how easily one is persuaded.

patches..... *shakes head*

Miss Wren... *steadies her head* much better.

no, but the girl might like making, extra on the side. Since its her, your trying to corrupt, not the company.

[member="sabrina"] Don't give him ideas, there will be no working on the side.

And you walked right into this one...

*clears throat*

I should hope these girls will not be working on their side; I should hope they will do most of their work on their backs...

*is going to the special place in hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the movie theatre*

Also...

*High fives @sabrina for the set up*

 

[Jonathon Patches]

But patches I thought you liked double dipping?

Merely rumours, Miss [member="Zoey Marix"] ; or so I would like others to believe. Though I do find it hard to say no to a good double dipped ice cream cone every now and then...

 

[Garza]

That's what you are getting from my on your birthday. Be happy for that at least.

 

[sabrina]

[member="Jonathon Patches"], that went through my head, when I asked which side.

 

[Asteria deWinter]

And my answer was still correct.

 

[Cira]

Lol

 

[Jonathon Patches]

That's what you are getting from my on your birthday. Be happy for that at least.

I've had worse presents. Pretty sure I have been shot at on my birthday...

[member="Jonathon Patches"], that went through my head, when I asked which side.

I think our minds are in sympatico...

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

Ever the jokester...

 

[Christian Slade]

Ever the jokester...

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Ever the jokester...

That doesn't sound like me...

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Sorry, this venture got sidetracked as I was away travelling for work the past couple of weeks, but I am now back and ready to find me some prost.... pros!
I thank you for your offers and patience.

If Miss [member="Serrena Alcine"] would finish her bio, I am sure I can find some work for you.

And if Miss [member="Asteria deWinter"] would be so bold as to meet, I am sure we can come to some terms.

I think that's all the offers I received, unless I am missing anyone.