Looking for a pro...stitute, escort, lady of the night...

[Jonathon Patches]

No, Patches is not lonely.

Looking for a story arc, namely an informant whom Patches hires from time to time. The said party can either be a willing or coerced participant; I am flexible on the details. Said applicants will be compensated financially for their troubles of course.

Let me know if you might be interested. (This is probably not a one RP gig, but multiple ones spanning over months or years from time to time).

 

[Skye Mertaal]

Not surprised.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Well, I wouldn't want you to go thinking I have changed; might be cause for concern!

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Skye Mertaal"]
Is volunteering?

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Maybe the bounty hunting ways are catching up with her; she is no spring chicken anymore.

 

[Aika Kawakami]

I volunteer!....[member="Tamara"]
It makes sense! The wanderer wanders into the information broker. Who could write it better?

 

[Kung Seilois]

I volunteer!


.... What? Am I not pretty enough to be an Escort!? Sexist!

(Can't believe this will be my 300th post....)

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Can someone volunteer another into being a lady of the night? Does that make you her pimp, Miss [member="Aika Kawakami"]?

 

[Jonathon Patches]

I volunteer!


.... What? Am I not pretty enough to be an Escort!? Sexist!

(Can't believe this will be my 300th post....)

No sexism going on... just require a list of your clients as proof that experienced in performing the horizontal tango for credits (and being the customer doesn't count!).

 

[Aika Kawakami]

Well, I'm not bragging, but I do have a wicked back hand.. And baby powder always makes it a little better..
[member="Jonathon Patches"]

 

[Serrena Alcine]

Mr. Patches...I do declare, you are practically summoning me...perhaps for the right incentive I could wrangle my bio into submission.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Aika Kawakami"] [member="Jonathon Patches"]
I’m sorry, I don’t do any sort of tango, horizontal or vertical, for money, free or anything. So I’m not really eligible. Sorry.

 

[Ayden Cater]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

Worn the coffee table out, huh?

 

[TiCira D'Arr Hawk]

[member="Ayden Cater"]

-__-

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="TiCira D'Arr Hawk"] does make a good coffee table.

 

[Allyson Locke]

INTERESTING MR PATCHES [member="Jonathon Patches"]

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Mr. Patches...I do declare, you are practically summoning me...perhaps for the right incentive I could wrangle my bio into submission.

You could be trouble, Miss [member="Serrena Alcine"] ...

*checks to make sure his VCR is empty*

Perhaps we can come to some sort of arrangement.

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

Worn the coffee table out, huh?

[member="Ayden Cater"]
It's a little wobbily these days... legs don't seem even.

 

[Kung Seilois]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

Don't you be a tease! That is my job! How dare you demand my work history after I come here ready to lie down and get to work!

 

[Jonathon Patches]

INTERESTING MR PATCHES [member="Jonathon Patches"]

Who... little old me?

 

[Ayden Cater]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

Always nice to see you around the place, Patches.