LFG, lets start a new Galactic Republic!

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Hey guys. I heard the current GR isn't cool enough anymore. So... We should start a new one!

If you're interested. Sign up below. Thanks!

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The Plan Thus Far

Let's see.

• It will have a Senate.
  - (No Sith or morons allowed plz. Only smarted'er royal people plz.)

[*]it will have a Navy.

• - (The purpose of which is to constantly flood the Factory with snowflake subs. Forever.)

[*]It will have Ranks.

• - (Which will mimic your home countries Navy of choice, of course. ...All of them.)

[*]It will have a Jedi Order.

• - (Revolving door salesmen, please contact me soon.)

[*]It will have a Code of Conduct.

• - (Rule One: No drama. Rule Two: Lesbians must have red hair. Rule Three: No edgy characters allowed.)

[*]It will have a "I'm looking for a Master" Thread.

• - (Average wait time is currently estimated at: Hahahaha.)

[*]It will have peacefully Doms filled with diplomacy, sunshine, and roses.

• - (Also massacres and butchery of anything we deem un-democractic'y.)

[*]It will have Force User free Invasions.

• - (I'll get Sarge to ban The Force from ALL of our RPs too.)

[*]It will have no drama this time.

• - (We'll make a rule against it. Duh.)

[*]It will have no "I'm leaving" threads.

• - (However, don't worry. It will have, "Suck it faction" and "Ya'll suck, I'm leaving" threads still. I promise.)

[*]I will be our unquestionable Faction Owner and top FA, and am obligated by divine right to make all of our important decisions in a vacuum.

• - (Because I started this thread, duh.)

[*]Sub-Factions will have to sign a contract with me to be apart of our glorious association.

• - (Because Tef says contracts are his favorite thing ever.)

[*]Every other new character must be an alien character.

• - (Because ya'll complain too much. Also, Mass Effect aliens and Anime Avatars can fill this requirement too.)

[*]No one will be allowed to hate on us because our purely and divinely inspired IRL righteousness, and holier-than-thou moral compass, will always be unquestionable.

• - (Jesus Christ must approve all new posts made to IC threads. ...I'll write Jesus Christ too.)

[*]Also, Blue Hawks.

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THE END.

This thread is not a parody. It's just too REAL for you.

 

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Sign Up Template:

• Name:
• Rank requested: (I will be writing Jesus Christ. So only pick Admiral, Senator, Pilot, or Jedi plz)
• Your first born child: (Sign here plz)
• Wavier of your right to common sense: (Sign here plz)
• Wavier of your right to free speech: (Sign here plz)
• Wavier of your right to complain: (Sign here plz)
• Wavier of all your other rights: (Sign here three times plz)
• Are you a previous Grandmaster of /a /the /pfft /duh Jedi Order: Yes/No - (If no, why?)
• Ideas for Doms go here: (massacres or pacifism only plz.)

Also. No Jon allowed.

 

[Tanith Alde]

• Name: Elizabeth Verdan
• Rank requested: Fluffmaster General
• Your first born child: *Scrawled Handwriting*
• Wavier of your right to common sense: *More Scrawlz*
• Wavier of your right to free speech: *Scrawly Scrawl*
• Wavier of your right to complain: Hey thats not... *scrawls*
• Wavier of all your other rights: *Scrawly Mally*
• Are you a previous Grandmaster of /a /the /pfft /duh Jedi Order: Yes/No - Nah, too boring
• Ideas for Doms go here: Kill everything thats not cute. Kay?

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]

 

[Jsc]

[member="Elizabeth Verdan"] - Approved.

- Jesus Scott Christ

 

[Matreya]

(Average wait time is currently estimated at: Hahahaha.)

I can't. I'm done. To much!

 

[Jsc]

To much!

Challenge accepted.

 

[Sanya Val Lerium]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"] why just gr when youncould call it The galactic Jay Scott Clark republic

 

[Aithne Charr]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]


Bad JSC, Tsk tsk. *Pats your head*

 

[Lord Ghoul]

Something, something, Galactic Alliance

 

[Vorhi Alestrani]

• Name: The blind fool who waits in the woods
• Rank requested: Alcoholic Justiciar Hobo
• Your first born child: Let's try me having a date that goes well first.
• Wavier of your right to common sense: Unsurprised.
• Wavier of your right to free speech: I plead the third.
• Wavier of your right to complain: Make me.
• Wavier of all your other rights: Schmeh.
• Are you a previous Grandmaster of an Order: Yes, but not a Jedi.
• Ideas for Doms go here: Hug it til it surrenders or stops moving.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

Also, Blue Hawks.

Came for the JSC snark, left with the Return of the Bluehawks.

 

[Gavin XIII]

Name: Random Candy Addict
Rank requested: The guy who yells at people to drive tanks closer so he can hit them with a fist
Your first born child: Pfft, go find him for me.
Wavier of your right to common sense: *candy stains*
Wavier of your right to free speech: *coffee stain*
Wavier of your right to complain: *compound candy and coffee stains*
Wavier of all your other rights: *pile of sugar*
Are you a previous Grandmaster of /a /the /pfft /duh Jedi Order: Yes/No - No. They wouldn't pay me in candy.
Ideas for Doms go here: Making Star Destroyers out of candy and dropping them on population centers.

 

[Jeron Verity]

 

[Rusty]

What if I like my lesbians to have blue hair?

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]

 

[Jack Sparrow]

• Name: Lady Judas Grievous Solo Bane Skywalker (lesbian)
• Rank requested: Jedi (for now)
• Your first born child: Lady Fett Maul Ren (lesbian)
• Wavier of your right to common sense: STOP
• Wavier of your right to free speech: YIELD
• Wavier of your right to complain: DEER XING
• Wavier of all your other rights: PUSH FOR WALK (lesbian)
• Are you a previous Grandmaster of /a /the /pfft /duh Jedi Order: No, didn't want to deal with the paperwork and queen fests
• Ideas for Doms go here: Something about razing Coruscant from the skies and turning it into a sequel to Logan's Run. That movie rocked.

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]

 

[Dune Rhur]

• Name: Watashi-wa Weaboo-sama (asexual transgendered autistic otherkin feminist)
• Rank requested: Jedi (but going to go Dark side at the drop of a hat because emotions)
• Your first born child: Kunta Kinte (parapelegic lesbian adopted from space Africa)
• Wavier of your right to common sense: X (I'm also blind so I made my mark)
• Wavier of your right to free speech: MANSPREADING
• Wavier of your right to complain: OPRESSION OF THE PATRIARCHY
• Wavier of all your other rights: MAN. SPREADING.
• Are you a previous Grandmaster of /a /the /pfft /duh Jedi Order: Yes but 73 cents.
• Ideas for Doms go here: Ending the sith patriarchy on Coruscant.

 

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[member="Sanya Val Swift"] - So, the GJSCNR? Woo boy.

[member="Solan Charr"] - *meows*

[member="Mikhail Shorn"] - #2mainstream #Theywon'tletmeGODMODE #Cowbell

[member="Vorhi Alestrani"] - Approved. One hobo incoming. You want a Council Seat too?

[member="Valiens Nantaris"] - Approved. Bluehawks incoming.

[member="Gavin XIII"] - Approved. Senator from Candy Land incoming. But do you cater?

[member="Jeron Verity"] - #2REAL

[member="Rusty"] - False. Lesbians only have red hair. #FACTS

[member="Jack Sparrow"] - Approved. But what is sexuality really? #Deep

[member="Dune Rhur"] - Approved. Because emotions. #EMOTION_FACTS

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]
Fleeters are people too....

 

[Jsc]

Note: - We are still accepting applications for NFU caterers, Corellian bartenders, and just straight people in general. As, I think we've hit our "diversity" margin this week for lesbians and omni-sexuals.

Thanks! And remember. No drama!

AND NO FLEETERS

 

[Nyx]

[member="Jay Scott Clark"]
You, my friend, are a beautiful person.
#JesusScottChrist for Eternal Minister