Corrupt a wish

[EmKay]

Granted, but it's white chocolate and therefore not even really chocolate at all.

I wish people would stop wishing for what to wish and more wishes.

 

[Kila Cadau]

Granted. They wish for your head instead.

I wish I hadn't fallen out of a tree.

 

[EmKay]

Granted, you fell off a cliff instead.

I wish people would stop wishing for my head.

 

[Kila Cadau]

Granted. They only wish for your death now.

I wish I could just write this post without having to wish.

 

[EmKay]

Granted, you no longer have to wish. You want to.

I wish the people who want me to die would stop it.

 

[Kila Cadau]

Granted. They want you imprisoned forever in an airtight prison instead.

I wish making a website was easy.

 

[EmKay]

Granted, now there are so many websites that your particular site gets washed away in a flood of twelve year olds who make copies of 4chan to prove ot their friends that they can internet.

I wish this airtight cell had Type I atmospheric air with the purpose of my being able to breathe with no poison or additives that would make it difficult for me to breathe.

 

[Vulpesen]

its an airtight cell and you are unable to see the outside world... ever. You die lonely and quickly as you starve to death without food or water.

I wish for lies to cease existing.

 

[Hadraas]

Granted you are now hunted by the horrible truths of EVERYTHING.
I wish i could think of more wishes

 

[Darth Armyss]

You think of more wishes, knowing full well that they will either not come true or be corrupted, whichever leaves you worse-off.

I wish to not die.

 

[Hadraas]

Granted, you never die.. but eventually Earth does and you spend the rest of forever floating aimlessly in space.

I wish I didn't miss that event.

 

[Arabella Darkhold]

Granted but at the end of the event you're eaten alive.

I wish to know if blondes do have more fun

 

[Jy'aad Evliar]

Granted: you become a blonde yourself.

I wish the hologram projector would stop giving me the blue screen of death....

 

[Killric Starroy]

You find out they do and are eternally jealous
I wish for a sweet, pet ferret.
(You posted right before me Jy'aad!)

 

[Darth Armyss]

Wish granted, but it dies after a week after it gets a little too friendly with the local rattlesnakes

I wish for an ice-cold beer.

 

[Jy'aad Evliar]

You get a beer that is frozen solid.

I wish that I had a sword.

 

[Darth Armyss]

You had one, now it's gone. (be careful how you phrase your wishes from now on)

I wish for control of a top-tier corporation.

 

[Mrrew]

You have control of it, but you're assinated by your sucessor.

I wish that my next wish can not be corrupted.

 

[Darth Armyss]

Your next wish cannot be corrupted by anyone else, because it was already corrupted from the start.

I wish for a bucket of water.

 

[Arabella Darkhold]

Granted, but the bucket has a slow leak in it.

I wish for a piece of swamp land