Corrupt a wish

[Pravis Sharman]

Granted. You're at her funeral.

I wish I had pants.

 

[Tarik Shen-Jon]

You have pants. They are way too tight for you. You cannot bend at the knees, so people laugh as you try to walk by them.

I wish I got paid more.

 

[Kenika Karros]

Sure, you get a raise... and move up a tax bracket.

I wish I had a cream-filled pastry.

 

[Corruck Kazen]

You get a cream-filled pastry, however you cannot eat it. Just stare and salivate over it.

I wish I could think of a more unique wish.

 

[Dashal Vance]

Your brain malfunctions and shuts down.

I wish....for macaroni art!

 

[Darth Armyss]

*turns away from the open doors of a plane with a sad expression.*

([member="Popo"], you WERE the "something heavy", I just attempted to be subtle about it)



You get the macaroni, but Salacious Crumb eats it before you can make any sort of art out of it.

I wish to be able to sleep in without being interrupted.

 

[Harrip]

You sleep without being interrupted, but then you oversleep and mess up whatever schedule you had planned for the day.

I wish that my character could have 1000 posts.

 

[Tarik Shen-Jon]

You reach your goal, because somebody hacked your account, saying about eight hundred bad-mannered things to people, effectively making you a universal enemy.

I wish it were easier to find threads.

 

[Harrip]

It becomes easier to find threads, but they are all garbage and not really worth your time.

Harrip wishes he could be free of his Rakghoul body.

 

[Bloodknight]

You are freed via slow and steady skinning and then a C4

I wish I knew what to wish for

 

[Temp 2]

You know exactly what the perfect, untwistable wish would be. But you're out of wishes.

I wish there were less arguments.

 

[Quizb Dahk]

You get to have less arguments. Because there's an apocolypse and everyone dies... but you.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Dr'ven Khev'et]

Granted... your wish opens a paradox and you never wished your wish.

I wish the MTA would once and for all work out where the hell the trains are running to.

 

[Kila Cadau]

Granted. They all go to Pluto.

I wish I didn't have to get up today.

 

[Dr'ven Khev'et]

Granted, you never get up again.

I wish I had chocolate.

 

[Kila Cadau]

Granted, it's poisonous.

I wish I could think of something I wished for.

 

[Dr'ven Khev'et]

Granted, you die right afterwards

I wish I wasn't an insomniac.

 

[Kila Cadau]

Granted. Everyone else is now an insomniac.

I wish I could sing.

 

[Hadraas]

Granted you can sing... but only sing, annoying everyone around you...forever.
I wish everyone had everything they needed

 

[Kila Cadau]

Granted. But they're still fighting anyway, because humanity is stupid.

I was I had chocolate.