Auction Auction: Assorted Dark Side Artifacts

[Inanna Harth]

I asked Dad for a dog, he said I had to wait until after he got rid of all this junk - and he waved his hand at a big pile full of stuff. My dad used to be something called an "independent archaeologist" before he became a Jedi Master on the Silver Council, and now he kinda isn't supposed to have so many Dark Side artifacts. Thing is, Dad takes forever to get rid of the stuff he collects while traveling anyway, so I'm just gonna list everything from the Dark Side pile on the Holonet for him. You can offer credits or trade these for other stuff. The auction is running until June 17, 2021. I really want a dog, so please help me out. Thanks.

Lot 1: Paranoia
A suit of armor that once belonged to a Sith Lord named Messala. The armor has all the memories of everyone who has ever worn it, so you can absorb some of their battle prowess when you wear it.

• Aaran Tafo - Wants everything for the NJO's Black Vault, offered a thread.
• Isla Draellix-Kobitana - Wants everything for the Ashlan Crusade.
• Kalt Bruq - 5 million credits
• DarrVack - 6 million credits + a thread + voucher to poke the goo... ?

Lot 2: Regret
A sword that once belonged to Messala. The blade has got Devaronian blood poison jewels on it, so it really hurts to get hit by it.

• Aaran Tafo - Wants everything for the NJO's Black Vault, offered a thread.
• Isla Draellix-Kobitana - Wants everything for the Ashlan Crusade.
• Khamul Kryze - 10 million credits, a puppy, and access to the WotS archives.

Lot 3: Suspicion
A lightsaber that once belonged to Messala. It burns extra hot, but can only be used by Dark Siders.

• Aaran Tafo - Wants everything for the NJO's Black Vault, offered a thread.
• Isla Draellix-Kobitana - Wants everything for the Ashlan Crusade.
• Kalt Bruq - 5 million credits.

Lot 4: Messala's Ring
This is a ring that makes you immune to the Force, like completely immune. Dad said it used to be a wedding ring, but then Messala added Void Stone to it. He was a pretty weird and nasty guy.

• Aaran Tafo - Wants everything for the NJO's Black Vault, offered a thread.
• Isla Draellix-Kobitana - Wants everything for the Ashlan Crusade.
• Valen Arenais - Any monies + thread + favor owed.
• Persephone Ambrosia - 800,000 credits and an entire litter of puppies.
• Caden Evesa - "Super unique" puppy, credits, threads.
• Maxim Rhodes - 1 Bounty Contract OR 3 Threads + Get Dog Thread

Lot 5: Black Lotus Forcesaber
A fancy old Forcesaber that is powered by the Dark Side. Dad was supposed to give this to some guy named Adrian Vandiir, but then he died before it could be delivered. Whoops.

• Aaran Tafo - Wants everything for the NJO's Black Vault, offered a thread.
• Isla Draellix-Kobitana - Wants everything for the Ashlan Crusade.
• Mellifluous Magenta - Offering 2 subs from a list of five.
• Jane lovett - 5 million credits.
• Darth Mori - Simmersilk recipe and potential tutoring in Sith alchemy and other dark arts.

Lot 6: Darth Simi's double-bladed lightsabers
Scary evil lightsabers that Dad stole from a spaceship. I think they suck the life force out of people they kill, but they're also really old and kinda fragile.

• Aaran Tafo - Wants everything for the NJO's Black Vault, offered a thread.
• Isla Draellix-Kobitana - Wants everything for the Ashlan Crusade.
• Jane lovett - 3 million credits.

Lot 7: Dragon Shield Talisman (and accompanying entrapped demon)
Dad made me put my necklace up for auction too. A shield talisman is a talisman that, well, shields you from energy attacks when you wear it. This one has a vampiric demon inside it, so it's extra nasty.

• Aaran Tafo - Wants everything for the NJO's Black Vault, offered a thread.
• Isla Draellix-Kobitana - Wants everything for the Ashlan Crusade.
• Valen Arenais - Credits (any amount) and thread or favor owed.
• Kalt Bruq - 2 favors.
• Darth Vinaze - Our lives? Lmao.
• Maestus - 2 threads, adventures of our choosing. Be it some form of training/teaching, verbal debate, etc. Plus a custom built lightwhip.

That's everything. Okay bye now.

 

[Darth Ahriman]

Inanna Harth

Hi there, I would be very interested in acquiring Messala's Ring. Credits can be transferred upon agreement of price, if you would be willing to sell it to me

 

[Aaran Tafo]

Shoves all the artifacts into the Black Vault

Could even make a fun thread about the whole thing.

 

[Khamul Kryze]

I am very interested in the Black Lotus, as well as Regret. Credits will not be an issue, and can be transferred in whichever way you prefer.

 

[Persephone Ambrosia]

I deman-... I will offer you whatever you wish for

Messala's Ring

 

[Kalt Bruq]

I would like to purchase Suspicion.

 

[Mellifluous Magenta]

I haven’t decided which character I would want to have use it yet, but I'm willing to put two of the following on the table in exchange for the Black Lotus. Just let me know which ones!

• Spirit Anchor
• Supernal Infusion
• Elysian Focus Crystal
• Phase I "Pink X" Starfighter
• FAE/V-06 "Datura" Superswoop (Closed-Market Variant)

Inanna Harth

 

[Damsy Callat]

Oooo, I'm always looking for a way to piss off the Jedi even more than I already do.

Eenie, meenie, minni, mo...

 

[Maestus]

Highly interested in Lot 5. Willing to pay any price.

 

[Jane lovett]

Highly interested in Lot 5. Willing to pay any price.

Everyone is focused on lot 5 it seems

I will bid 5 million credits for lot 5
And another 3 million on lot 2
And another 3 million for lot 6
If you give all three I will throw in a puppy as well.

 

[Caden Evesa]

How much for lot four?

I have some old friends I could hit up to get you a super unique puppy? Or credits, or access to your dad’s liquor cupboard?

 

[Khamul Kryze]

Alright, time to get serious. For Lot 2, I'll give you 10 million credits, a puppy of your choice, and access to the archives of WotS.

I want that blade haha.

 

[Bastian smith]

4 million for lot 3

 

[Inanna Harth]

Valen Arenais Bastian smith Jane lovett Khamul Kryze Caden Evesa Aaran Tafo Damsy Callat Maestus Mellifluous Magenta Kalt Bruq Persephone Ambrosia

Wow that's a lot of people... anyway, I'm just posting to say that all of your bids have been added, and also Dad made me put another item to the list, the Dragon Shield Talisman, cause it's got a Dark Side demon inside it. It's Lot 7, you can bid on it now.

 

[Darth Ahriman]

Inanna Harth

In addition to Lot 4, I would also like to acquire Lot 7.

Credits are of no concern, I have large pockets, however can also offer a thread or a "unique favor" from a Sith, of which you may call upon in your own time. Debts will be repaid in full.

 

[Kalt Bruq]

((OOC: So I derped and forgot to offer up something for the bid, for OOC reference))

I will offer 5 Million for Lot 1 (Paranoia)

I will offer 5 Million credits for Lot 3 (Suspicion)

I will offer two favors (essentially what Valen offered but doubled because auction I guess) bound by contract for Lot 7 (Dragon Shield Talisman)

 

[Persephone Ambrosia]

Eight Hundred Thousand Credits for Messalas Ring and an entire litter of puppies. Take your pick... Send us a list if you wish, we'll get you any puppies you want. Inanna Harth

 

[Jacen Nimdok]

Smh y'all need to stop offering puppies, at this rate she's gonna have an entire litter and we live in an apartment.

 

[Persephone Ambrosia]

I would like to add that ring to my collection... Jacen Nimdok . I will offer as much puppies as I need too... I have spoken.

 

[Inanna Harth]