Ask the Character

[Carn Dista]

Or.


Is there light at the end of the tunnel, or is the tunnel at the beginning of the light?

 

[XV-265]

The light is quite obviously at the end of the tunnel. It would be the only logical way, because the star is sending light to the planet the tunnel is on and thus the light could not be emitting from the end of the tunnel.

What is your purpose, fleshling?

 

[Tresk Ak'lya]

I'm not sure. Do you know how much I care? Less than I'd need to pay for an ion gun, if you catch my drift.

Who do you think you need?

 

[Judas]

I want a lot of people but I do not need anyone.

Who is your best confidant?

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Myself, I can't trust anyone else. Never again.

Who do you have a crush on?

 

[Judas]

@[member="Kitt Solo"]

Who do you envy?

 

[Vulpesen]

No one. Envy interferes with one's confidence in their own abilities.

What is your big goal for the present time.

 

[Judas]

Procreation.

Aspirations to become something bigger?

 

[Vulpesen]

Of course. Though, some masters may find my zeal for advancement a bit unsettling.

If you must kill, would you prefer to do it up close, or from a distance?

 

[Judas]

I do not kill intentionally. I am Lawful Evil at most, but if I must for a good sensible reason I'd say up close.

Are you a fighter?

 

[Ayden Cater]

One cannot stop evil without fighting.

Who, or what, cab you always rely on in a pinch?

 

[Alan]

My fists. You can put your faith in a blade, but a blade can fail and there's nothing you can blame. If you fail with your own body, you only have yourself to blame.

Party or a fancy dinner?

 

[Vulpesen]

Fancy dinner. Less chance of a fight, and the fights that do happen are almost always interesting.

Lose a leg, or lose an arm?

 

[Judah Dashiell]

Lose a leg. My arms are important for work.

The glass is half-full or half-empty?

 

[Mercury Zealot]

Variable. Hydrogenated breathing-water equals complete full. Dead-water equals complete empty. Alien consumption behavior intangible. Algorithms suggest lingual break equals designation "Idiom". Interpretation translation suggests theoretical situation. Partial Full indicates water rise, Partial Empty indicates water fall. Partial Full preferable. Stone Hermes calculates Partial Full replacing Partial Empty. Adequate analysis?

Alien breathing-water molecular composition?

 

[Vulpesen]

Pardon?

Have we met?

 

[Mercury Zealot]

Enemy organ systems functional. Singular answer equals lie.

Alien acquired religious system?

(Addition: Alien religion inferior; Moross Crusade Superior!)

 

[Vulpesen]

I'm a jedi, however I also put respect in Ruurrri and Surru, the moon and sun gods of Amar. For the stars are their children.

Are you good in negotiations?

 

[Mercury Zealot]

Former Occupation Successful. Answer equals former truth. Negotiations meaningless, singular motivation equals slaughter Moross Crusade enemies!

Alien occupation religious general? Time period experienced?

 

[Alan]

I want to tie you to the front of my speeder and go really fast.

Slice n dice or smash n bash?