Why is Kiskla Grayson so hot?

[Ellie Mors]

[member="Christian Slade"]
Hey, I never tried to come off that way. I just think going after Miss Grayson isn't the best choice.

 

[Thrax]

Come after me, baby.

 

[Allyson Locke]

What is this...

 

[Dredge]

What'd you expect? I'm trying to get some laughs here. Jesus you people are way too serious.

[member="Christian Slade"]
Well I mean I'd hate to be a Debbie downer and rain all over your metaphorical parade. But there's a difference between getting a few laughs and being funny... and then just being generally creepy.

I mean you don't see me just going up to [member="Silara Vantai"] and saying. "MAKE BABIES WITH ME WHILE THRAX RECORDS IT!!" That would be wholesomely weird. Like the empire losing to teddy bears weird

 

[Ellie Mors]

[member="Spencer Jacobs"]

 

[Dredge]

[member="Spencer Jacobs"]

I'm saving this

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

[member="Silara Vantai"]
Nice new profile picture!


[member="Christian Slade"]
Hey, it made me chuckle.

 

[Christian Slade]

[member="Christian Slade"]
Hey, I never tried to come off that way. I just think going after Miss Grayson isn't the best choice.

[member="Christian Slade"]
Well I mean I'd hate to be a Debbie downer and rain all over your metaphorical parade. But there's a difference between getting a few laughs and being funny... and then just being generally creepy.

I mean you don't see me just going up to [member="Silara Vantai"] and saying. "MAKE BABIES WITH ME WHILE THRAX RECORDS IT!!" That would be wholesomely weird. Like the empire losing to teddy bears weird

Obviously this thread was not meant to be taken literally. It's a joke. I linked her here so she could see this and if she wants to do some writing then fine, but people take things IC/OCCly how they see fit and basically apply this joking nature to my character in a literal sense and all of a sudden my character's a pervy weirdo? Lol

Christ on a corndog.

 

[Christian Slade]

[member="Silara Vantai"]
Nice new profile picture!


[member="Christian Slade"]
Hey, it made me chuckle.

There's someone with a sense of humor.

 

[Lilicky]

The little Ropo waddled into the thread before looking around, it's gaze stopping upon [member="Silara Vantai"] .

"Biscuit?"

The voice would come from the hat the Ropo wore. The little tyke would then begin to show off his dance moves by plotting around in a circle. Of course it goes without saying that he gracefully tripped over his tongue.

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

[member="Christian Slade"]
Christ on a corndog...sounds uncomfortable.

 

[Dredge]

[member="Christian Slade"]

Boundaries my friend, boundaries.

[member="Lilicky"]

I surrender to your cuteness oh cuddly overlord.

 

[Dredge]

[member="Valiens Nantaris"]
And to be fair Jesus was on a stick so that statement isn't entirely false. I mean minus the processed meat and warm battered cornmeal crust

 

[Ellie Mors]

What'd you expect? I'm trying to get some laughs here. Jesus you people are way too serious.

Hey, you still managed to make me laugh and giggle quite a bit, and it's 4 in the morning. That's quite a feat.

 

[Christian Slade]

[member="Christian Slade"]

Boundaries my friend, boundaries.

[member="Lilicky"]

I surrender to your cuteness oh cuddly overlord.

-headdesks-

There shouldn't be boundaries that keep people from having fun and laughing at stupid crap like this instead of assuming I'm being a jackhole.

 

[Lilicky]

At that moment the little Ropo remembered that there was mention of processed meat covered in battered cornmeal, causing his tongue to salivate; which lead to the instability in friction, thus again causing the little ball of fluff to trip over his tongue.

[member="Valiens Nantaris"]
[member="Dredge"]

 

[Christian Slade]

At that moment the little Ropo remembered that there was mention of processed meat covered in battered cornmeal, causing his tongue to salivate; which lead to the instability in friction, thus again causing the little ball of fluff to trip over his tongue.

[member="Valiens Nantaris"]
[member="Dredge"]

I have a feeling that if I play with your nose you're going to bite my finger...

-does it anyway-

 

[Lilicky]

The little Ropo promptly bit said finger, only to attempt to rapidly waddle away, its little tutu dancing on the breeze. Was it not mentioned earlier that the ball of fluff had a tutu? It was put there by HK-36, though that doesn't matter, because he immediately stopped, having forgotten why he was attempting to waddle away rapidly.

[member="HK-36"]

 

[Christian Slade]

OW! You little!

-throws a book at the Ropo-

 

[Caulder Dune]

I thought this might draw out some smiles and laughter perhaps. I wasn't aware that I was going to gather nothing but hate.

You've essentially posted the equivalent of "swiggity swooty, I'm comin' for yo booty."

I'm not sure what you expected.

Also, anyone who has their eye color listed as "red when angry" has demonstrably inferior genetics. I will have to ask that you retract claims that your hypothetical offspring that your will be "stunning." Cliche, perhaps. Angsty, even. But never stunning.