Discussion What Kind of CRIMINAL are you?

[Gorba the Hutt]

Chaos! What kind of scum do you write? Smuggler? Drug dealer? Art thief? Maybe a creepy contract killer? Let’s find out!

 

[Xyoz Maji]

I prefer drug lord.

 

[SC-006]

I am subservient to a Master. Their desires are my desires.

 

[Hild Valor]

I can make documents, I suppose I can smuggle people and cargo around.

 

[Daiya]

Those are a lot of words for entrepreneur.

 

[Hilal Vizsla]

Where's the: "GIMME MONEY!" option?

 

[Fenn Stag]

Technically Bounty Hunters aren't criminals because they hunt criminals, right?

 

[Cass Gemini]

Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life
A-rovin' over the sea
Give me a career as a buccaneer
It's the life of a pirate for me
Oh, the life of a pirate for me

Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life
They never bury your bones
For when it's all over
A jolly sea rover drops in on his friend Davy Jones
Oh, his very good friend Davy Jones

 

[Cassus Akovin]

Technically Bounty Hunters aren't criminals because they hunt criminals, right?

One would think so but turns out, not necessarily mutually exclusive!

Not to mention that there can be bounties posted by illegal authorities

 

[DECEASED Erskine Barran]

You already know

 

[Gorba the Hutt]

You’re all my kind of scum.

The Hutt Space Consortium could use people like you.

 

[Darth Carnifex]

Drug Dealer, Slaver, Art Thief, Racketeer, War Criminal, and Embezzler.

All the classics.

 

[Veino Garn]

Is it a crime if it’s on behalf of a government

 

[Maou]

yes.

 

[Marlon Sularen]

Don't even know how much War Crimes I've committed so far

 

[Geiseric]

They only become war crimes when you lose, and I haven't lost yet

 

[Pyrrah Tae]

I find comfort in the amount of war criminals, such as myself, that are on Chaos

 

[Gorba the Hutt]

The jig’s up. This is a sting.

Everybody show me your hands!!

 

[Gwyneira Vizsla]

Gwyn is a bounty hunter and slicer, but she won't harm civilians. Absolutely brutal to targets she deems deserving of death though...

 

[Caarlyle Rausgeber]

We prefer the term, indefinite resettlement and retraining camps.