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What is your Character's dirty little secret?

Akaan'ade Be'Solus

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Well, there's my problem. I'm the wrong gender xD I mean, I'm a Lethan! That must get me some credit, right?
 

Akaan'ade Be'Solus

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Sarge Potteiger said:
Errybody does, hardly a dirty little secret

now if you were into hutts on the other hand...
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Now I need to make a tumblr hutt-sex blog full of slash-fiction. Good work sarge.
 

Davin Jusik

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Davin Jusik
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Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I close my eyes, but I can still see her tits bouncing...When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
 
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