Top 10 IC Wouldn'ts

[Hadraas]

Game is simple, list the top ten things your character would never do, one being least likely and ten being most likely.
Count down for suspense! And fear not if you cannot think of ten just leave a blank space, but have fun with it.
10.) Fly a ship
9.) Retreat/Give up
8.) Break into dance after striking the final blow
7.) Kill the Unarmed
6.) Kiss a Hutt
5.) Return to Korriban
4.) Want to be Emperor
3.) Become a Jedi
2.) Cannibalize
1.) Betray an ally

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

1. Become a Sith
2. Commit Genocide
3. Dance in public
4. Go anywhere near heights
5. Get drunk ever again
6. Hit on Ashin
7. Become leader of a faction
8. Go back on his word
9. Hit on Danger
10. Buy a starship larger than a freighter

 

[Veliz Fett]

10. let go of a tamed pet
9. Suicide Japanese style xD
8. Troll a friend
7. troll for no reason
6. drool with my helmet on
5. Lose an arm :3
4. go blind in my other eye
3. give up my farm if I ever get it back
2. stop hunting
1. becoming darmada

 

[Mrrew]

10.) Marry a Hutt
9.) Shave himself
8.) Learn to swrim
7.) Become a rocket scientist
6.) Learn to fly a ship
5.) Eat sentients
4.) Preform Genocide
3.) Support the Sith
2.) Kill someone that dosen't deserve it
1.) Take slaves

 

[Lucien Cordel]

10. Donate to a poor house
9. Volunteer to reside in a house with no wine cellar
8. Betray his family
7. Forgo his lavish life style volunterly
6. Forgive Dranok Lussk
5. Touch a member of the underclass
4. Engage in a fist fight
3. Wear clashing patterns
2. Resign from fringe leadership before he's 55
1. Abandon proper etiquette

 

[Darth Armyss]

10) Cannibalism
9) Cross-Dressing
8) Borrow money from anybody who can make me pay it back
7) Play Sabacc without cheating
6) Challenge a Wookie to an arm-wrestling contest
5) Fly into a black hole
4) Surrender to and be taken prisoner by a Jedi without a plan to escape (that's likely to succeed) or an absolute certainty of rescue
3) Sleep with anyone carrying certain diseases
2) Get drunk enough to impair my judgement
1) Make any deal with the Hutts without some sort of additional "leverage"

 

[Soeht]

10) Meet Diana Moridena's ghost
9) Look at Darth Shara's black laced underwear
8) Wear Darth Isolda's eyeliner
7) Drink Darth Vornskr's koolaid
6) Take life advice from Spencer Jacobs
5) Dress up as a Jedi for Halloween again
4) Listen to Darth Nephthys talk about her "Oni-san"
3) Leave the fireworks with Darth Odium
2) A Sopher Jakobs
1) Download a holocar

 

[Darth Armyss]

10) Meet Diana Moridena's ghost
9) Look at Darth Shara's black laced underwear
8) Wear Darth Isolda's eyeliner
7) Drink Darth Vornskr's koolaid
6) Take life advice from Spencer Jacobs
5) Dress up as a Jedi for Halloween again
4) Listen to Darth Nephthys talk about her "Oni-san"
3) Leave the fireworks with Darth Odium
2) A Sopher Jakobs
1) Download a holocar

Haven't you done all of those by now?

 

[Fatty]

1.) Fit into this new pair of jeans
2.) Not be Fat
3.) Commit suicide via starvation
4.) Allow myself to be put into a position to starve
5.) Have an empty fridge
6.) Eat less than 17 burritos in a sitting
7.) Eat less than 32 chicken fingers in a sitting
8.) Eat less than 76 sausages in a sitting
9.) Eat less than 21 times a day
10.) Die

 

[Seris Vant]

1) Give away his fortune.
2) Aid the Sith. (Without ulterior motives anyways)
3) Betray the Suns.
4) Carry less then 6 weapons at a time.
5) Kiss a dude.
6) Give up this lifestyle of freedom and adventure.
7) Go down with the ship. (Live to fight another day guys)
8) Intentionally fight with my saber as the go to tactic.
9) Get re-married.
10) Not make electronic lists that could be used against me.

 

[Garza]

10. Fight Judas (avi used to be Sephroth)
9. Become a Sith
8. Sing
7. Leave the Silver Jedi for good
6. Go against his friends
5. become a queer
4. Kill a Jedi
3. Become a test subject
2. Leave a pretty girl when she comes onto him.
1. Use Playby's buster Sword.

 

[Onrai]

1: Join the Light Side
2: Submit myself to execution
3: Kill [member="Ashin Varanin"] or [member="Spencer Jacobs"]
4: Become celibate
5: Wear clothes that conceal my entire body, no eye slits or anything
6: Refuse to accept an apology
7: Liquidate Subach
8: Recreate Darth Drear's ritual
9: Scrap a starship
10: Kill a friend

 

[Cira]

Do...

1. Sarge
2. Sarge
3. Sarge
4. Sarge
5. Sarge
6. Sarge
7. Sarge
8. Sarge
9. Sarge
10. Sarge



:3

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Do...

1. Sarge
2. Sarge
3. Sarge
4. Sarge
5. Sarge
6. Sarge
7. Sarge
8. Sarge
9. Sarge
10. Sarge



:3

This isn't the "I'm lying to myself" thread

 

[Cira]

Nah just the truth.

 

[Allyson Locke]

1) Leave/cheat/etc Ashin
2) Give up Ibaris
3) Kill family
4) Get cut off from the force
5) Sleep with a Padawan
6) Trust Anaya Fen
7) Admit to knowing / being a Blackguard
8) Give away her artifacts / holocrons
9) Start doing Witchcraft
10) Trust someone she doesn't know

 

[Cira]

1. Become a Sith
2. Commit Genocide
3. Dance in public
4. Go anywhere near heights
5. Get drunk ever again
6. Hit on Ashin
7. Become leader of a faction
8. Go back on his word
9. Hit on Danger
10. Buy a starship larger than a freighter

http://youtu.be/e7bZsRo13cY

 

[Thurion Heavenshield]

1. Hurt his family and friends.
2. Abuse children.
3. Forget about/disappoint his old master.
4. Sacrifice another to save himself.
5. Fall to the dark side.
6. Watch innocents suffer.
7. Kill someone.
8. Disrespect his betters/elders.
9. Demand to be shown respect.
10. Faceplant into Danger's girls... again.

 

[Gar'Hal Velasura]

1. Indiscriminately attack and/or terrorize civilians.
2. Kill a child.
3. Hug a Sith.
4. Willingly associate with the CIS.
5. Stop enjoying blue milk.
6. Betray his duties for only personal gain.
7. Let his subordinates take the blame for him.
8. Give up on a mission or project.
9. Get too intoxicated.
10. Brazenly approach a woman.

 

[Jsc]

10. Own less than 12 pairs of shoes
09. Stand in line for coffee
08. Date a politican
07. Drive a slow car
06. Loose my purse in an elevator
05. Lock lips with a Rancor
04. Enjoy a Sith's company
03. Pink lightsabers
02. Do a barrel roll
01. Have an unsexy Avatar