The hand of god be my witness, what a savings
"My name is Captain Jerec Asyr. I am surrounded by the spoils of forty years of hatred toward the Jedi for the death of my first mate Quekko, in which I played no small part myself.
"I sit here in the Jedi Council chair of
Zark San Tekka
himself, and all my victory tastes like ashes. "This chair has healed my broken heart. How could I have been so wrong?
"I feel the urge, the need, to do right by the broken far-flung Jedi Orders. I feel great benevolence. I feel..." Jerec wiped a tear away, kind of a process. "I feel such goodwill. So for today only, because I hear a Jedi enclave's getting raided hard, I'm putting that goodwill into practice the way a Jedi would."
Bids can be put forward for individual lots or for lot blocks. All bids are in Underworld Credits or a combination of UC and barter.
LOT BLOCK A: MAJESTY
Starting bids: 50,000 for individual lots, or 150,000 for all three.
- LOT A1: The Starlight Sentinel, a personal ship of the tragically martyred Jedi battlemaster
Caltin Vanagor
. The public outpouring of support and mourning has softened my heart on this lot in particular. - LOT A2: The legendary Scroll of Tar Sys, engraved on a paper-thin sheet of Tythonian steel, certifying and declaring the bearer to be worthy of the title of Jedi Grandmaster under the most ancient and venerable traditions. Contained within a case of greel wood decorated with blue-black kyberite inlays. Safeguarded by the Ithorian Foreign Legion during the final siege evacuations of Tython, 902 ABY.
- LOT A3: The Providence (3000 meters), a unique Jedi praxeum ship thought lost to history. It has drifted in deep space, in safe storage, for decades. I deeply regret my selfishness in keeping this part of Jedi heritage from you for so long. Almost fully equipped (see lot B3) and professionally cleaned.
Starting bids: 30,000 for individual lots, or 120,000 for all four.
- LOT B1: A top-of-the-line Jedi Defender light corvette (94 meters), free-range but unimpeachably acquired. Force imbuements, high defense and speed, elegant stealth.
- LOT B2: The Kal'vyshde, a unique Jedi interceptor equipped with extremely secure communications and encryption systems, suitable for networks and undergrounds and all personal connection. Consider Lot B2 my personal apology to the various Jedi insurgencies I've extorted or attempted to extort. Such practicality!
- LOT B3: 1,000 kg of lightsaber components and kyber focusing crystals, previously homed aboard the lost Providence. All carefully packed and in excellent condition. Includes uncommon components like non-dimetris activation loops, bifurcating cyclical-ignition phase equipment, and dual-phase adaptation kits.
- LOT B4: An authentic Silver Jedi Order heated meditation pool. Seats six.
Starting bids: 30,000 for individual lots, or 90,000 for all three.
- LOT C1: The last remaining shards of the Heart of Palpatine. This gigantic ritualized Artusian kyber crystal was destroyed during the Republic's conquest of Byss decades ago. The shards were embedded in my body as shrapnel and gave me, a lowly used-ship dealer, the ability to use the Force to as high a level as any Jedi Master. I recently had them removed. Doubtless they should be purged or contained.
- LOT C2: A scrap of a robe worn and torn by
Darth Carnifex
himself during a fight with me and assorted associates on Cloud City years ago. Believed to be zeyd-cloth, but recent analyses suggest it could be Ghorman twill, massively increasing its value and profound meaningfulness. Due to Carnifex's impressive physical proportions, even this small scrap is enough cloth to make a personal item of some kind. Smells of Epicanthix holy body oils. Skin cells not guaranteed. - LOT C3: A large hovering swamp repulsor-terrarium of Dagobah nudj lizards. These beautiful and unique creatures can gently, passively, temporarily, but cumulatively nullify the vile energies of the Dark Side in a location. Very spiritual.
With utmost sincerity,
Captain Jerec Asyr
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