LFG Romance Sparks - Zeltron Edition!

[Damian A. Drake]

Drake would be sooner found dead than making a Zinder account.

Also, you all horny smh.

But, regardless, I must post obligatory spy gif here and a small piece of advice.

Find the kind of person who doesn't mind sharing hearing loss with you when you use explosives. That's how you know you won the jackpot.​

 

[Seku Bondara]

Also, you all horny smh.

Yes we are.

 

[Ko Vuto]

Name: Ko Vuto
Age: 18
Preferences: Female
Likes: Nature/Outdoors, tea, soup, dancing
Dislikes: Sith, Mean Mandalorian
Seeking: Testing my skills as a rizzler in search for a level 5 gyatt

 

[Sylas Corak]

Name: Sylas Corak
Age: 26
Preferences: Female
Likes: Politics, Philosophy, Combat, Knowledge
Dislikes: Stubborn people, Plans going awry
Seeking: Someone independent, preferably who can keep a secret.

 

[Orson Thorm]

Name: Orson Thorm
Age: 29
Preferences: Female
Likes: Pragmatism, Self-Reliance, Apolitical-ness, toxicity if we’re being honest
Dislikes: Moral Grandstanding, Law Enforcement, Tax Agencies, Generally prying too much
Seeking: Low commitment and poor communication skills. Or someone entirely antithetical to him because that would be a fun thread.

 

[Vitiion Daivik]

Name: Vitiion "Vee" Daivik
Age: 20
Preferences: Anyone, as long as they aren't a Jedi. Sith are a maybe. Might get in the way of job.
Likes: Rifles, food, the woods, camping.
Dislikes: Annoying people, Jedi and Sith. Needless violence. Churches.
Seeking: Someone quiet. Open to potentially talking about trauma. Enjoys guns.

 

[Tempo]

Name: Tempo
Age: 19
Preferences: Guys
Likes: food, science, animals, music, tinkering,
Dislikes: jerks
Seeking: Some one to share real love with.

 

[Iuuna Talon]

Name: Iuuna Talon

Age: Wouldn't you like to know.

Preferences: Echani. Women.

Likes: Slaying those beneath her station which is normally everyone who isn't her clan. Murdering Mandalorians. Tea Ceremonies. Education. Meditation. Cats. Loyalty. Echani. Whiskey. Handcrafted Books. Bourbon. Cooking. Reading. Silence.

Dislikes: Anyone who isn't Echani, although she'll tolerate them to a degree if they prove intelligent and useful. Rudeness. Auntie's cooking. Weak minded Jedi. Cowards. Unfaithfulness. Noise.

Seeking: A beautiful Echani woman who is strong, willing to follow, listen, understands that with the exception of the Royal Clan, Clan Talon is the only Echani clan worth being part of. Willing to travel, loves cats, and enjoys slaying those beneath their station. Must be okay with sharing the same space, there is no touching. Understands that silence is golden.

 

[Hilal Vizsla]

Name: Ko Vuto
Age: 18
Preferences: Female
Likes: Nature/Outdoors, tea, soup, dancing
Dislikes: Sith, Mean Mandalorian
Seeking: Testing my skills as a rizzler in search for a level 5 gyatt

Hey handsome! You wanna go on a date?

 

[Valery Noble]

I can't wait to watch the pure chaos of this thread.

 

[Xeno]

Name: Xeno
Age: 20s
Preferences: Female probably.
Likes: Good people.
Dislikes: Bad people.
Seeking: Affection because lonely and a loser. Xeno definately wrote this and is not being signed up without his knowledge, ask no further questions.

 

[Jonyna Si]

Hey handsome! You wanna go on a date?

As Ko's adopted mother, I will stab you.

 

[Stomme Kleine Kikker]

Screw it, Ve have no shame.

Name: Stomme Kleine Kikker
Age: 26
Preferences: Ve are not picky dahling. You just have to meet our fashion standards. Ve do not date tacky people.
Likes: A e s t e t i c
Dislikes: Ze Ugly
Seeking: Someone with style. Someone with a love of ze world around them. Someone willing to take in a crazy gungan.

 

[Varis Harken 'TK-9437']

Name: Varis Harken
Age: Early Thirties
Preferences: Humonoid
Likes: The Sith Order, Loyalty, Compliance.
Dislikes: Jedi, The Republic,
Seeking: For you to join the Sith Order.

 

[Fomys Marnarro]

Name: Fomys Marnarro
Age: Mid Twenties
Preferences: Male (probably older)
Likes: Guns, Sports, Freedom, Running on the beach
Dislikes: Tyrannical Governments, Arguments
Seeking: A nice stable person to forget about troubles with.

 

[Elias Edo]

Heheheh

Name: Valery Noble
Age: Bazillion
Preferences: Cute Hutts with noice butts
Likes: See above
Dislikes: Ugly Hutts with not noice butts
Seeking: Long walks on Tatooine, slug cuddles, someone I can just talk to.

 

[Stomme Kleine Kikker]

Heheheh

Name: Valery Noble
Age: Bazillion
Preferences: Cute Hutts with noice butts
Likes: See above
Dislikes: Ugly Hutts with not noice butts
Seeking: Long walks on Tatooine, slug cuddles, someone I can just talk to.

alright, give Val her phone back Eli.

 

[Xeno]

Heheheh

Name: Valery Noble
Age: Bazillion
Preferences: Cute Hutts with noice butts
Likes: See above
Dislikes: Ugly Hutts with not noice butts
Seeking: Long walks on Tatooine, slug cuddles, someone I can just talk to.

And Patt was never seen again.

 

[Aurelia Xonavi]

Heheheh

Name: Valery Noble
Age: Bazillion
Preferences: Cute Hutts with noice butts
Likes: See above
Dislikes: Ugly Hutts with not noice butts
Seeking: Long walks on Tatooine, slug cuddles, someone I can just talk to.

Someone is catfishing~

 

[Elias Edo]

alright, give Val her phone back Eli.

And Patt was never seen again.

Someone is catfishing~

Hi, yes, I’m Valery Noble and I endorse this message (the message being that I luv big booty Hutts)