Return of the Yuuzhan Vong

[Dredge]

@[member="Alachei Mnemenos"] I need materials, I'm stuck on a world ridden with destroyed technology. I need transport to spread my "influence"

@[member="Tamara"] oh a paddling, that only sounds amazing. Pain is the only meaning of life, please give me pain *presents Vong butt for a spanking*

 

[Valiens Nantaris]

...

Let's just neutron bomb you.

 

[Dredge]

Not before I spread my gospel to your filth covered worlds, but also will you please spank me? @[member="Tamara"]

 

[Darth Torment]

...

Let's just neutron bomb you.

Hahaha!

 

[Dredge]

@[member="Isis Fontana"] laugh now child, you will be one of my pets in the end

 

[Sir Hammerlock]

I do say chaps, I don't think I've seen anything quite as ugly as these fellows. Even those Bullymongs are a fair sight more handsome.

 

[Darth Torment]

@[member="Isis Fontana"] laugh now child, you will be one of my pets in the end

You soo wish crater face.. @[member="High Prophet Dredge"]

 

[Dredge]

Let me take your mustache for my cause

 

[Sir Hammerlock]

Let me take your mustache for my cause

I say! Such barbarity as to desire to take another Gentleman's mustache. Have you no honor sir!?!

 

[Dredge]

@[member="Isis Fontana"] We will need you to not be so ugly first, your race is so disgusting

 

[Darth Torment]

@[member="High Prophet Dredge"] How do you know of my race? I mean I am the only Vortek on the board kind sir, but thanks for being so damn polite about it.

 

[Dredge]

@[member="Sir Giles H.T. Horatio IV"] Come to my planet and find out hunter

 

[Dredge]

@[member="Isis Fontana"] I mean all of you humanoids with your smooth skin, you are all so gross.

 

[Darth Torment]

@[member="High Prophet Dredge"] Seems someone needs a hug..

 

[Sir Hammerlock]

Seems someone needs a hug..

I would greatly advise against that Miss @[member="Isis Fontana"]. Such a dastardly being these Vongs are. You don't know if they'll try to stab you, or take such ungentlemanly conduct as to grope you.

 

[Dredge]

@[member="Isis Fontana"] then come give me one. *opens arms to the filthy smooth skin*

 

[Darth Torment]

@[member="High Prophet Dredge"] eww gross...

 

[Dredge]

@[member="Isis Fontana"] Then perhaps some light bondage? *grabs whips and knives* Through pain do we only see the light.

 

[Not Ordo]

@[member="Isis Fontana"] I agree eww.

 

[Darth Torment]

@[member="Isis Fontana"] Then perhaps some light bondage? *grabs whips and knives* Through pain do we only see the light.

You ever heard the saying "people who live in glass houses she never throw stones"? @[member="High Prophet Dredge"]