Cyberjunk
2023 was a divisie year for butts. I don't know how this started. I don't know how we got here. But we are here, and we must deal with our sins accordingly.
Characters were sorted into tiers based on the number of votes they received, but one butt cheeked out ahead of the pack this year, leading to the title of Grand Bootyslam! If your name is up here and you're not cool with that, shoot me a DM and I'll be glad to take it down. I recieved a record-breaking number of threats this year, so that's fun! Unforrtuantely I do not have the necessary power to blow up Mandalore, as so many of you have asked.
Grand bootyslam:
Valery Noble
Disqualified due to encouraging cheating and voting for himself 7 times but still got a lot of spam votes and also couldn't even beat Valery whilst cheating so he now must remove his own butt in penance:
Tefka
Tier 1:
Briana Sal-Soren
BB-610
Corazona von Ascania
Tier 2:
Jasper Kai'el
Romi Jade
Lily Decoria
Tier 3:
Aiden Rennek
Inanna Harth
Mairéad Solus
Stardust Solus Skirae
Vizion Trozky
Amani Serys
Noah Corek
Celt Saxon
Valiens Nantaris
Kahlil Noble
Honorable mentions:
Gweneth Zarari
Iliana Röhr
Thelma Goth
Kara Jade
Rik Perris
Cato Harth
Silas Westgard
Syala
Kardek Alpha
Ko Vuto
Alicio Organa
,
Srina Talon
Gerwald Lechner
Jonyna Si
Darth Carnifex
Elias Edo
Lossa Darcuhl
Dreidi Xeraic
Alessandra Io
Daiya
Hilal Vizsla
Desric Terassi
Garza
John Locke
Yula Perl
Hanna Ike
Matsu Ike
Arla Rodarch
Ryana mina
Kaleleon
Darth Caedes
Bella
Josh Dragovalor
Sarge Potteiger
Jand Talo
Joza Perl
As always, the bribes:
- I will leave the bins unlocked on a night if your question. No questions asked.
- Extra tea breaks when gardening
- Yula's writer is obviously the most glam bae, ever. After all, how can one bribe a goddess? XOXO
- I will never knight you if I don't get my way.
- I'll make Cora weapon/armor/starship, thoughts?
- Various threats from a site admin
- One copy of the galaxies most prestigious spy holo-films, Nolan Nond in From Coruscant with Love.
- tefka is caked the fuck up ong release his booty you yeast hickey
- You are very pretty and people say nice things about you
- Guns, lots of guns
- jedi lass
- I think you're so cool it hurts
- I'll send pictures of my two orange cats being cute.
- No
- One dollar
- You think your funny? I'll have you know that my dad owns Microsoft, so you can kiss your XBox live subscription goodbye if you dare to kill me in-game one more time. If you don't take back what you said right now I'll ban your IP address and hire a team of certified professionals to insure that your internet provider does not give you a new one. Then, I will ban your friends accounts too. They will all hate you, and they will leave you because your a horrible person. You'll be hopeless and miserable, and I will show no mercy. I'm nine years old and your treading on thin ice, fella. release tateka from this hell
- this could be you:
- After all I've done for you?
- I'll let Cora do Shan's makeup and nails.
- I was happily bribed. I don't need to bribe you. You know the best butt.
- You won't die in the skirmish.
- A Jimmy Johns sandwich
- "No, run along and play with your chemistry set"
- I have a Trashcan full of shiny things out around back. Call me.
- I won't send cctv of you cooking a husband flavoured pavement pizza to Americas funniest home videos
- Whatever your dreams are… I will make them all come true…
- Dark chocolate brownies and welsh cakes imported from Wales. (Definitely not from ThatWelshGuy...............)
- An all-expenses-paid trip to the resort world of your choice, a shopping spree, and a Favor!
- A coupon book filled with tickets for smut or nachos, but not both at once
- I will not hunt you down if you accept my nomination as the best butt. I will not pursue you, I will not hunt you, and I will not wear your skin like a cape this Halloween
- tefka, your butt is easily top 15. also i will slide u an extra 10k underground creds if you pick josh
- The sickest air guitar you've ever seen
- I've got... Two Dollars and some pocket lint
- I demand hugs.
- What do you want?
- I gift you a T-visor
- Faction and blow up mandalore... pls!
- we want mandalore
- I'll let Cora paint all my character's nails :>
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