Cyberjunk
This year we had a record-shattering 60 responses total! I'm not sure what this says about us. Probably nothing good.
Characters were sorted into tiers based on the number of votes they received, please leave all bribes in my DMs or on my doorstep via contactless delivery. If your name is up here and you're not cool with that, shoot me a DM. Congratulations ya filthy animals! Finally something you can put on your resume.
Valery Noble
BB-610
Tier 2:
Desric Terassi
Stardust Solus Skirae
Kardek Alpha
Joycelyn Zambrano
Ivory Stroud
Yula Perl
Tier 3:
Arcturus Dinn
Dagon Kaze
Aelin Erevos
Darth Carnifex
Gerwald Lechner
Alicio Organa
Aiden Rennek
Brandyn Sal-Soren
Briana Sal-Soren
Zaavik Perl
Darth Xyrah
Hadion Fare
Ala Quin
Honorable Mentions:
Cato Harth
Vaylin
Tiland Kortun
Coren Starchaser
Jerec Asyr
Akemi Io
Declan Durinson
Aiden Porte
Kahlil Noble
Aldric Laurent
Lady Venge
Teresa Pelles | Darth Pellax
Miri Nimdok
Iris Arani
Amanda braska
Vizion Trozky
Dorian Durinson
Astrid Ylva
Inanna Harth
Bella
Børre Drage
Jaa Ardan
Baros Sal-Soren
Corazona von Ascania
Damon Riggs
Daiya
Marcella Fiora
Alessandra Io
Silas Westgard
Kyell Laysel
Tiresh Kobitana-Draellix
Katja Javik
Ishida Ashina
Brie Jaxx
Doc Painless
Teyla Sal-Soren
Velda Nar-Donna
Caltin Vanagor
Amani Serys
Noah Corek
Ishani Dinn
Cotan Sar'andor
Srina Talon
, My mom
As always, the bribes:
- FUNNY BALL
- A gift card for 50k credits at any Space-Radio Shack
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- I'll give you the Denon annihilation thread you want so badly
- A coupon book granting a year's worth of free babysitting
- You like sand? I have a lot of mystical sand to share...
- One of those votes CLEARLY already was!
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- Do you accept ham sandwiches as bribes?
- pretty please with a cherry on top
- I know where you live (and can put you in touch with a realtor; stars above lady, that place is unsafe and quite frankly unsanitary).
- 69UC ?
- No lol
- I gib u this cool rock I found
- I'm appalled you would even entertain such a dishonor from me!
- Darth Xyrah clearly has the best butt, no contest. Boi butt has been severely under-represented in previous years. I can also bribe you with ample amounts of chocolate for your support in this noble endeavour.
- Vote Joyce and I will send you pictures of my cats.
- A fancy tea party with your best butty
- Ball
- Your very own marketable plushie
- The BB literally stands for Best Butt
- A kiss on the cheek
- Oh hot damn you ain't taking my bribe I just got bribed with! But if you are looking for butts I know a guy...
- Nuggies
- Tosses Christmas cookies
- I shall bribe with pics of homemade brownies, best brownies ever.
- Puppy pictures
- I can't choose my butt so this instead
- pepsicola
- I'll put Nida back in jail. This is either a threat or a promise, whichever you prefer.
- I'm broke, sorry.
- Guaranteed senate votes for gene splicing and degeneracy (and signatures for their permits ofc)
- ball...
- My fourth vote would go to Yula Perl.
- Uno reverse card
- I've got, uh... ...uh... I've got a banana chocolate chip muffin with your name on it.
- Who needs bribes when there's pure and simple fact?
- My moral integrity is simply too strong to offer bribes but blatant favoritism is fine as long as I admit it right
- australium frying pan
- I dunno, like, five meat pies?
- Three nickels and pocket fluff.
- Gotta list my smut partners of course. Also I beat up Cora's dad as bribe??
- I refuse.
