r/Roast the Person Above You

[Hailey Sosis]

[member="Tathra Khaeus"] yeah, but your dads a better kisser.

 

[Darth Ayra]

[member="Hailey Sosis"]

Is your Harley Quinn your character's face claim to represent your Daddy issues?

 

[Hailey Sosis]

[member="Ella Nova"] maybe.

Are you only half of a rule two, and not neither master nor the apprentice?

 

[Darth Ayra]

[member="Hailey Sosis"]

 

[Judah Lesan]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

How did you manage to roast me and Meta at the same time? You are a true genius, though incredibly cruel and unkind...

 

[Malok]

[member="Judah Lesan"]

You're the reason kids are told not to talk to strangers.

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

[member="Darth Metus"]

Want to know the difference between Darth Metus and Darth Carnifex.

Carnifex doesn't walk around thinking he's Metus.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

I see your previous awful performance has lead to the creation of a new monster.

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

You should only say good things about the dead.

[member="Tathra Khaeus"] is dead. Good.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"] even if you died, I wouldn't have anything nice to say about you.

Also, lets not be cute. We both know blonde #454344 will kick the bucket before I do.

 

[Darth Banshee]

[member="Tathra Khaeus"] but you kicked it this morning, you clumsy oaf.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

[member="Darth Banshee"] if by it, you mean someone? Yea. They're probably dead.

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Sometimes, I just have nothing to say about someone so boring.

 

[Darth Ayra]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

Your avatar is the face I made when I shat out [member="Tathra Khaeus"] the other day.

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

Well, when you're that full of shat....

 

[Darth Ferus]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

Who are you again?

 

[Greyanna Elvanshalee]

The reason your parents divorced.

 

[Darth Ferus]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

Sorry, I was hoping for an actual roast.

 

[Shade of Decay]

[member="Greyanna Elvanshalee"]

Not only could my father do better than you, but my mother could too.

 

[Darth Ferus]

[member="Tsisaar Taral"]

I've seen moles with better face tentacles then you.

 

[Tathra Khaeus]

[member="Krest"]

Reading your writing leaves me Krest​fallen